How To Voyeur Women Without Having Anyone Thinking You Are Perverted.
Ah, the birds are singing, the weather is warmer, and women are wearing fewer clothes. Spring is in the air, skirts are shorter and blouses are lower cut. There is nothing like the sight of an upskirt of white cotton panties in the morning, well, in the afternoon, okay, and in the evening, too, unless of course it is a glimpse of a downblouse nipple. Don't you just love the Spring? Spring is only eclipsed by Summer. Bikinis, topless and nude bathing, and the beach, a voyeurs' paradise of voyeuristic opportunities, there is nothing like a heat wave to diminish the inhibitions of exhibitionistic women and raise the temperatures of voyeuristic men.
Unfortunately, these are the perfect conditions that bring out the ugly and dastardly perverseness in all men. It is terrible, simple terrible, and nasty the extremes that some men will go through just to get a glimpse of women's nude bodies. It is disgusting. I cannot count how many times I have nearly fallen out of a tree trying to get a better look at a woman undressing through her bedroom window, er, I mean a beautiful bird in a nest resting, or nearly been caught by some big boyfriend who has absolutely no sense of humor.
"Hey, man, I didn't even see her tits. She was still wearing her bra."
Yet, we guys are all voyeurs; we are all guilty of looking, staring, and ogling. The mere chance of a glimpse of the forbidden is enough to get our motor running in high gear.
Regrettably, with all the security cameras that abound and with more women who are aware of we perverted men ogling them and more women educated as to how men ogle them, so that they can effectively thwart our attempts at seeing sublime sights of silk, satin, and skin, we voyeuristic men need to constantly come up with new and creative ideas that give us what we want and to give us what we need, women in their underwear and, gulp, naked women.
Really, how can a voyeur possibly and successfully enjoy his hobby of voyeurism without making it to the sex registry list? It gets more and more difficult every year. Yet, keep the faith, oh, perverted ones. Below is a new and creative way on how you, as a pervert, can enjoy your hobby of voyeurism without drawing attention to yourself and without being deemed a pervert.
Unfortunately, the days of posing as a talent agent, a pornography film producer or photographer for a modeling agency and asking women to pose for you in all manners of undress are over and will get you arrested today. Ah, those were the days. Okay, so I can never step foot in New York City, again, so what? Also, unless you have some talent as an artist, taking an art class just to ogle a nude model will get you thrown out of class without a tuition refund. Trust me on this one; I know this for a fact. I left my umbrella there, too. And a moment of silence for the department store dressing rooms that had curtains that never closed all the way, now replaced by (sniff, sniff, sob) doors.
Anyway, here is a foolproof way to voyeur women without being deemed a pervert. Advertise in the local newspaper that America is loaded with perverted men and you, as a paid public service, are conducting an educational class for women who are new to the country and who do not want to be victims of voyeurism by a pervert. Mention in the ad, for demonstration purposes only, for the women to come to class wearing as little clothing as legally possible.
As the instructor, you have free reign to ogle your willing and eager students on the pretense of showing them how they are ogled so that they are not ogled in the future. It is perfect. Trust me, foreigners, especially foreign women, are trusting, eager to please, and do not suspect a thing. Fortunately, today, the teacher has a class full of women who do not speak or understand English well with most of the students being from Japan. Don't you just love women from a different culture? I do.
("Trust me, Honey, this is how we have sex in America. You are supposed to blow me first, and then when I wake up from my nap is when I give you pleasure.")
"I want to thank you all for taking this class. I assure you that this class is well worth the $100.00 that you paid to learn how not to be a victim of voyeurism. Don't hold me to it, but I am pretty sure that you can use this class as credit towards your citizenship."
The teacher walks out from behind his desk.
"We guys are all dirty perverts. Any chance we get, we are going to try and sneak a peak of your bra and/or panties. Yes, the woman in the front row, you have a question?"
"I always wear short skirts and low cut tops and never wear a bra or panties," says the hot redheaded siren in sexy Irish brogue. "Being the free spirit that I am, I always have problems with perverts."
"Ah, our first volunteer. What's your name?"
"Ashleigh."
"Perfect, Ashleigh, please stand. I am so glad you volunteered. You can help me to demonstrate how perverted men voyeur women."
"But, I didn't volunteer, I only—"
The teacher puts one hand on her back and the other hand on her ass.
