When I say that my affairs mostly happened by accident, people just laugh, or roll their eyes, until I relate the details of them. In many cases, perhaps they don't even count as affairs -- I mean, if there isn't fucking, is it an affair?
One such 'event' happened last spring, (real life story here) and, personally, I would classify it as a 'non-affair' but it was one of the most erotic things that has ever happened to me.
I was on a job out side of NYC in one of the wealthier suburbs, staying at a very nice hotel -- with the one perk that I always look for when booking: a Hot tub!
My schedule, at these shows was always the same, I'd leave as soon as I could, change into my swim shorts, and SOAK in the hot tub -- a complete luxury, which I didn't have at home. Today was no exception -- I was exhausted, and wanted (no!, needed) that time in my own mind, feeling the water pounding my body, pushing away the day's stresses. I never had told my wife about my habit of doing this -- she only heard about how hard I worked at these shows. Perhaps it was a sense of guilt for leaving her home doing the single parent routine -- I guessed she probably felt better knowing I was working so hard all the time.
The tub was a nice big one -- looked like it would fit at least 5 people, and there was already a couple in there. They were either Italian, or Spanish -- and my quick glance could not tell which. I did notice that she was at least 15 years younger than me, with gorgeous skin, and her breasts, just under the surface of the tub took away my breath. I sat across from the couple, and listened to their voices -- even though I could not speak their language, I could tell they were arguing. A husband and wife spat... They were probably on their vacation, visiting family -- whatever. But, try as I might, to empty my mind, I kept thinking about her skin, and what a lucky bastard that guy was -- and here he was talking angrily to her... treating her almost like a child. If only I knew what was being said.
At that moment another couple showed up, the polar opposite of my Latin friends. They were in their sixties. Time, and lack of exercise had turned their bodies into fleshy blobs. Both of them were obese, and her flesh looked like it was trying to find any area of her body not covered by her suit to try to escape, and thus was bulging out, looking almost like it would 'Pop' if poked by a pin.
It was obvious that things would be a bit 'tight' in the tub, so I slid around to make room, so that I sat next to my 'Latin fantasy' -- and then had to slide a bit nearer. I was so near her that I could smell her, and my mind forgot about the large couple from Wisconsin (they talked loudly, Everyone knew their history). Even with the other couple's presence, the husband kept berating his beautiful wife in their foreign language, and she stayed quiet.