I recently took a break from my new business to visit relatives at the coast. Usually you can guarantee that I get 7 days of drizzle and force 9 gales but for once this time, I got a few days of Caribbean-like heat...and although I didn't have time for a hot and steamy romance by the sea, it did remind me of a time when I was younger and willing to hop on to a train to meet up with a guy I'd never met before....
I'd been working in my job for a few months... nothing major just basic office work which included a fair amount of time talking to head office, providing liaison for our customers with the powers that be and practising my sexy phone voice and flirting techniques....
I'd made a couple of useful contacts in the IT department, which if anyone who has ever had problems with their network will know is essential.. Especially if you manage to find someone willing not to open every conversation with 'Turn the power off and on'. In this case it was this deliciously deep sensual voice on the end of my phone answering to the name of Peter.
After my first introduction to his rich treacly tones, I made a point of always asking for him whenever I had a 'problem' with my computer... (which became surprisingly often. .lol) His amazing voice was always the highlight of my week and then of my day as I found more and more excuses to call him... Fortunately he was as eager as myself to find a reason to call...which is good considering I was probably getting into possible sexual harassment territory with my phone calls... Even my colleagues had begun to notice the flush in my cheeks whenever he called the office and asked for me...and I'd have to listen to 'It's your computer geek for you ...AGAIN' at regular intervals.... But I didn't care Peter was something to go to work for!
Now the problem you have with any burgeoning telephone romance is that you are 'flying blind' so to speak. You have no real idea whether the physical will match the mental image that develops as you spend more and more time listening to his/her dulcet tones. And then comes the moment when one of you says...'we really should meet'... At this point alarm bells rang all over the place.... There were a few practical problems
ANo transport
BHeading towards the end of the month and funds were running out
CWould he match up to the IT hunk I'd built up in my head (a cross between George Clooney and Brad Pitt obviously)???
DWould I match up to his??!!
Finally I thought what the hell?... you only live once right?... so I agreed to jump on a train that weekend and meet him in a town halfway between us both. Not exactly the most romantic or exciting town in the world but hey...this was going to be a complete disaster anyway wasn't it?.. I was probably going to step off the train, see him waiting in the Costa Coffee just off the platform wearing the blue jeans and white t-shirt (we arranged) and turn straight around and get back on the train....
So I found myself on the following Saturday morning, at the train station, nervously waiting for my 'Train of Destiny' to arrive and take me to meet Peter. I'd never been so nervous... I'd never gone anyway beyond the local pub to meet up with a guy who I knew (or thought I knew) I wanted to jump on!
I comforted myself on the journey with the small can of 'gin and tonic' I'd bought at the off licence the previous night, and tried to read the brand of magazine trash I thought would ease my mind. As it turned out it was filled with stories of women meeting men and being swindled out of all their cash... needless to say.. Didn't help to ease the nerves...
All too quickly my train pulled into the station... which wasn't exactly the same as the romantic rendezvous in Brief Encounters but not far off in my eyes...and I took a very big breath as I went to step off the train. I looked down the platform to get my bearings and saw the familiar deep red faΓ§ade of Costa Coffee at the other end. For a second I thought about hopping straight back on the train but then I noticed that the conductor was busy coming down closing all the doors and felt suddenly stupid for even thinking it....
I straightened my clothes, made sure I disposed of the empty can of G&T and quickly popped a breath mint in my mouth.. Smelling of the pub would probably not be the best way to introduce myself to the 'man of my dreams'....
Trying to appear confident, I held my head high and walked in as straight a line as possible, considering my empty stomach and the spirit working it's way through my body. As I approached the entrance to the outdoor seating of Costa Coffee, my nerve nearly failed until I saw him stand from his position at the corner table.
And OMG!!... I said a silent but heartfelt 'thank you' to the Gods and smiled as he walked towards me.. As I expected he was nothing like I thought he would be...Not George Clooney... he was younger... Not Brad Pitt...he was taller and very blonde but had a broad smile that reminded me of Jim Carrey and wide shoulders that looked strong enough to carry me off.
We sat and had very polite conversation over iced tea and then agreed to take a drive to the coast. I immediately texted my friend to let her know what the new plan was and that I had arrived safely ( safety first girls!). The drive wasn't too long and we chatted about something and nothing the whole way there. As he drove I took the opportunity to have a better look at my phone line friend.
His eyes were dark in contrast with his blonde hair, his nose slim and his jaw square.. He was tall, big in build but muscular and well proportioned. I watched his lips as he spoke in that rich deep treacle voice, they were full without being feminine and when he turned to see me staring at him, I blushed and pretended I was inspecting my nails...
The rest of the afternoon went quickly... walking, eating icecream and going on the various tacky games and rides that make for a day at the English seaside. When we got off the Twister, Peter grabbed my hand to help me down and didn't let go.. 'Let's go down the pier' he said.. I smiled.. His touch was firm but yielding, my heart was thumping in my chest.