I used to hate traffic jams. Especially those after work ones. They're inevitable I know and also twice as long when you've had a bad day.
I've always been cheeky and daring. I'm always the one that pushes it that little bit to far. The one that spoils it. Anyway, you get the picture I'm sure.
Like I said I used to hate traffic jams. I grew to love them one day this summer.
It was a long hot frustrating day and as I drove home I was most definitely one idiot away from road rage.
I hit my traditional traffic jam and turned the air blue. I knew it was there, I knew it was coming and yet it still annoyed the hell out of me to see it there. Go figure.
As I sat in my car listening to the radio, looking around, sulking I saw her. Well the top half of her. She was a vision of loveliness. A ten out of ten knockout. She had dark brown hair that was held at the top and cascaded down her face. She had a white shirt on as well. As I looked at her I tried to decide if she was wearing a skirt or trousers.
Before I knew it my anger was gone and it its place was lust, desire and a rapidly increasing issue. I sat there in the jam and watched as her car rolled past mine. It was then I noticed that she had a business name on the side of her car and a mobile number.
To this day I don't know what made me do it. I'm glad I did because if I hadn't then this story wouldn't exist but still....
I reached for my phone and typed out "Hi beautiful." And sent it to the number on the side of the car.
As I waited I saw her lean forward toward where I figured her mobile phone must have been sitting in her hands free kit. I saw her smile.
My phone beeped. A message "Well, hello stranger. Nice to see you finally decided to talk to me."
What was going on? Had I been rumbled? Had I started some new dating craze?
I paused then replied "Why? Did you think that I wouldn't?"
I waited with baited breath. Her car had slide from view so I couldn't see her reaction.
Finally after what seemed like forever but was in fact closer to two minutes. My phone beeped. A message "I wasn't sure."
Not quite the answer that I was looking for. So I decided that if I was going go straight for the grand slam and ask her outright. So I did.
"So, are you wearing a skirt or trousers?"
I waited and waited. The reply, when it came was a surprise but at least put my mind at rest.
"Why? Can't you remember?"
She didn't know. She must think that I was someone else. This could be fun.
"Indulge me." I replied
"A skirt." Came back the reply
I added that detail to my mental picture of what she looked like.
We were coming up to the turn for a local park that has a car park that is secluded and so when it's dark it gets popular with couples who can't wait till they get home to indulge there needs. Also, to youngsters who don't have anywhere else to explore each other. You know the type I mean.
"Turn left down Rose Street." I texted
"Why?" Came back.
"Trust me!" I replied
"You sure?"
"Yes."
"Ok, I'm heading down Rose Street. What now. This had better be good."
"Turn into Saunders car park. Park at the far end facing the park."
"Why?" Came back the reply again
"Do as I say. No more questions. Don't you trust me?"
"Of course I do. I'm here. Where are you?"
I pulled into the car park and sure enough there she was. I parked out of sight of her car but in a spot where I could see into her car. I still hadn't seen her skirt and so I was guessing what that looked like. She looked slightly flushed.
"I'm nearby. I can see you."
I saw her looking round.
"I can't see you. Where are you?"
"Nearby. I want you to get out of your car and walk around it and then get back in."
"Why?" That question again
"So, I can see all of you." I replied
Her car door opened. I held my breath. She stood up and smoothed the skirt down her legs. What a pair of legs. The skirt finished just above the knee. It was a sight to behold on it's own. She got back in the car.
"Thank you. Now, I want you to unbutton your shirt."
She looked around and paused then began to unbutton her shirt. I shifted in my seat and unbuttoned my trousers. I pulled them and my boxers down. My erection leapt free. It was rigid and it felt good to let it out.
"Now, I want you to get out of the car and walk round it and then get back in."
I could see her look confused. She began to re button her shirt.