Being in your 20s is a strange time of your life. With the onset of adulthood you can't help but face your distant but inevitable end, realizing it's nothing but work and taxes from there on out.
Jack had his bucket list in mind. He wasn't planning on dying any time soon, but he had a lot that he wanted to do so he figured he's make a start after his 21st birthday. For this particular item on his list, however, he was going to need to request a little help from a friend. Particularly, a friend's mother.
He walked up the flower-laden pathway to a cream door with a little frosted window to see Patty inside. They knew each other well, since he'd grown up with her son as a friend. She was a short lady with large breasts that always filled out whatever shirt or dress she was wearing, and she was probably the reason he turned out to be a boob guy.
"Oh, Jack! Hello!" She began.
"Hi, Missus Walker." He answered politely, but bashfully. He knew why he was there, and it wasn't a routine visit for his friend.
"Paul isn't in right now, but he'll be back later. Give him a call and see when he'll be around." Her voice was warm and reminded him of pie fresh out of the oven, a cold glass of lemonade on a hot day and all comforting, familiar things that are all too often taken for granted. She always seemed so genuine and pure, so matronly. That made it all the worse for what he was about to ask her. It'd taken him months to work up the courage to do this, but it was something that had to be done.
"That's... I'm not here for him." He started turning red as he came to the topic at hand. "I'm going to be entirely honest, I'm going to ask something... weird, ok?"
She tilted her head inquisitively. "I'm listening." She still smiled. There wasn't an ounce of judgement on her face.
"I have a bucket list, and... uh..." He stammered. "I want to ... ah..." He couldn't seem to find words delicate enough for her.
"It's ok, just say it." She said, putting a hand on his arm tenderly. He rolled his head back in resignation that he was actually going to do this.
"...I want to masturbate in front of you." He grumbled quietly, but she heard every word. There was a slight pause as a silence broke between them. After a moment her warm smile darkened into a satisfied grin.