The video playing on the PC starts and shows the dorm parking lot, lit by street lamps.
"Okay," says a man's voice on the video, "Dave Hamilton just gave me the call that he's sneaking back from dinner with Milner's ex, and based on how things went on their first date last night, he seems pretty damn confident that he's going to coax a little in-car oral action from her. So, for posterity's sake--and for the masturbatory health of Dave's friends who aren't able to score the way he does--we're going to try to capture it on camera."
"This is the second time we've tried to get this parking lot shot," says the voice, "and we'll hope that it works out better than last time. Different girl last time: you would have thought that getting Nicole to give Dave a blow job would be as easy as snapping your fingers, but I guess not. At least, not in a car. But hopefully Kristin won't disappoint."
Nothing happens in the video for another two or three minutes, until a car turns into the lot. "Here we go..." says the voice, and the car parks in clear view of the camera lens. "Nice, Dave...that is a very...very good spot." The camera view shifts and zooms, and it's now trained directly on the man and woman in the front seat of the car.
"The magic of high-def," says the voice. "It's like being there!" A short pause is followed by a quiet laugh. "Well, it won't be quite as good as being there, but it's the next best thing."
A minute passes while the man and woman talk in the car. "God, I hope this works," says the voice. "I mean, check that out. She is f-ing incredible. Forget blow job, I'd be happy to have two minutes playing with those tits."
The voice stays quiet while the man and woman talk for another minute. "This part won't be quite so boring when Dave overlays the audio he's recording. I guess maybe we'll turn my track into the director's commentary," says the voice, followed by laughter.
"You have to love how Milner's been dating this girl for like three years, she transfers here from California to be with him, and three weeks later she dumps him and his best friend is now secretly banging her. Dave, I've gotta say: you steal Josh's girl, you now try to videotape her blowing you...you're a great friend!" The voice laughs.
The camera zooms up until the woman fills the screen. "I mean, Milner must have known there was no way he deserved a girl that looks like that. Though I have to wonder what he was thinking even introducing her to a cocky bastard like Hamilton who bangs everything in sight. (Dave, I think even you would agree with that assessment.) I guess they were childhood friends or something...maybe Dave wasn't a complete asshole back then."
The voice laughs again. "Just kidding, Dave...you know I love you." On the video, the couple in the car continue to talk.
"From what I've heard, Josh Milner is actually a pretty nice guy, so I almost feel a little guilty in trying to shoot his longtime girlfriend in what I really, really hope is a very compromising position. But when it comes to a choice between Milner's feelings and watching his smoking hot girlfriend go down on a guy with a really huge cock, I think you can appreciate which side of the issue I'm going to come down on."
