Relaxing in the spa at my condo complex on Monday evening, bombarded by bubbles that did their best to stimulate every part of my womanly body all at once, and accompanied with a second glass of wine -- surreptitiously disguised as an oversized bottle of diet cola, I wondered what I was doing pursuing a boy with a micro-penis when my vagina is as lonely as the crew of a one-man submarine. Realizing that I was running my hands up and down the stiff contours of the plastic bottle only made further mockery of my situation.
Warm water stirs my passions, and I hoped that none of my neighbors were watching me.
Stubby is many years my junior, isn't pursuing me, and didn't have the good manners to give me his name when we met, even after I first provided him with mine. Moreover, he exposes himself publicly -- sitting naked in a desert hot spring where women constantly berate the size of his micro-wiener, which admittedly is laughably tiny.
A hot spring that plays with my libido like a rag doll, but somehow, doesn't affect him one bit.
And two hours of preening and 'getting handsy' with him didn't bring the boy any closer to getting an erection. Nor did seductively licking the tip of my water bottle, repeatedly, or adjusting the coverage of my top. The boy was entirely naked, sitting at my side for two hours. Is it too much to ask for a naked boy at the apex of his sexuality to sport a stiffy for a woman who is also at the apex of her sexuality?
What was I thinking? What can this boy possibly offer me? Stubby is a pathetic boy, shameless, and is clearly too small to ever satisfy any woman. Certainly, he's too small to satisfy ME. Would I ever want to run the risk of being seen again with him in public? It's also probably too much to ask a boy who goes naked in public to demonstrate good manners.
When we said good-bye, oh how I wanted to slide my adventurous hands down that boy's muscular chest to play with his little acorn that I imagined would soon grow into a mighty oak. To coax his miniature member to adult status. I could have toyed with that tiny todger all afternoon -- to make him grow to respectable dimensions.
Something so large that it would make other women jealous whilst fulfilling my unmet womanly needs. Yes, I have womanly needs.
The bubbles still had another twenty minutes to go and at the rate I was going with this wine, I wondered if I might polish off the whole box tonight. I caught myself running the tip of my finger over the opening of the plastic soda bottle, around and around, then up and down the contour of the bottle's side. "I'm out of batteries," I remembered, looking down at the water's choppy surface, "but oh, what I wouldn't give for a submarine to come around these bubbly waters right about now."
Ashamed, I hoped that none of my neighbors were watching me.
"Otherwise," I thought, "the boy has a good-looking face, a sexy body, and if I was to go 'all in' and make myself a fully-fledged Cougar with this boy, how am I supposed to answer the question -- how did the two of you meet?"
What would people say? It's true that single women keep other women single., given our chilly nature. They laughed at him; they can laugh at him again. It would serve him right if I jerked him off in front of a hundred women. I wouldn't stop 'working it' until the boy ejaculated, no matter how long it took me, or who was watching.
"So you like being naked in front of so many women? How about if I started in on a hand job - one that is probably long overdue - with all these women watching? Would you have any shame? Would you push my hands away or would you be unable to resist the pleasure mounting in that little wiener of yours? We both know the answer to that. Brenda, Caroline, Mylene and Angela -- all the ladies in fact, would laugh and laugh at you."
Public shows like this should be put on all the time -- naked boys jerked to the point of forced ejaculation in front of so many cold, jeering women.