HIGHWAY CONVERSATION
"Get your cock out."
"What, why?"
"Play with yourself while I tell you about my day."
I said, "Okay, Tell me."
"Not yet. You need to pull your pants down below your knees and send me a photo of your dick."
Why not, I thought. I was stuck in traffic on the interstate. I had called my wife Jenny. I was heading home from a business trip. I hadn't seen her for three days and I missed her terribly. I was using my car's hands-free link for the phone call. We had exchanged pleasantries and I told her of my dilemma. I was dead-still on the interstate with cars all around me, probably stretching for miles. It was dusk. We'd done the phone sex thing before. Why not.
I looked around. There were two lanes of traffic backed up as far as I could see. There was an SUV in the lane to the right of me, slightly behind my car. Nobody could see me.
I undid my belt and the clip holding my pants together. I lowered the zipper, lifted my butt and pulled my pants and underwear off my hips and down past my knees. It was awkward sitting that way, but it was something to pass the time.
"Okay I did it. I don't know how I can drive like this."
"Take your pants off then." She instructed.
"Really?"
"Yes. I want you naked when I tell you what I did today."
I kicked my shoes off and lifted one leg up so I could pull my pants over my foot. I repeated the move with the other leg. I removed my socks too and was naked below the waist. My dick was standing up and touching the bottom of the steering wheel. My bare ass felt funny resting on the seat beneath me.
"Okay. I'm naked from the waist down." I said.
"Take your shirt off."
"People will see me."
"It's almost dark, isn't it."
"Yes, but there are headlights."
"You don't seem to worry about me being naked in the car when you make me strip for you."
"I don't MAKE you do that."
She said, "You know what I mean."
I did. Oftentimes while traveling I would convince her to strip and let truck drivers see her naked.
I looked around and still was hidden from being seen by anyone. I pulled my polo shirt over my head and was buck naked.
She said, "Throw your clothes in the back seat."
"What if a cop stops me?"
"You'd better drive safely."
I threw everything into the back seat of my car. Now my dick was really hard. There was the risk of being seen.
She said, "Take a selfie and send it to me. I want to see your cock."
I retrieved my phone from the console and accessed the camera app. I hit the selfie button and held the phone away from me. I hit the button and it flashed. I hoped the nearby drivers hadn't seen. I looked around. I couldn't tell if the woman in the car to my right had seen the flash. I sent the photo to my wife.
She received it and said, "That's nice. You have a nice hard-on. I'd like to be there so I could put my lips around it and suck it. Want to see what I'm wearing?"
"Sure. I hope you are naked."
She sent me a photo. She was naked from the waist up. The hard nipples on her pretty tits were the highlight of the picture. She was smiling. Her hair was damp and uncombed. She looked beautiful. I wanted to be with her.
"Here's another one." She said and I received it on my phone.
"That's a good photo." Joking, I said, "Who is it?" It was a photo of her pussy.
"You'd better recognize my pussy when you see it."
I said, "Usually it's mashed all over my face."
She said, "See the stuff leaking out of my vagina?"
I did. There was a white substance at the entrance to her treasure box. I wondered what it could be, stunned at what it might be. "What is it?" Confused by the possibility.
"It's cum, you dummy."
"Really? Whose is it?"
She paused for a few moments, then asked, "Want me to tell you about my day?"
"Sure. Please tell me."
Traffic was at a dead stop. I turned off my headlights. The engine was idling quietly. According to my GPS, there had been an accident somewhere ahead. We'd been sitting for twenty minutes before I called Jenny. I looked around. Some people were out of their cars, stretching their limbs. I noticed the woman in the car beside me. She had rolled down her window and seemed to be just looking around.
Jennie said, "Rub your cock for me. Look at the picture of my cunt with semen dripping out of it. It's not yours. Someone else left it there."
"Really? There are people walking around. They'll see me."
"Isn't that too bad? Do you want to hear about my day or not?"
I slid down in my seat. "Okay. I'm listening."
"Yeah. Too bad you weren't here. I can't go for a week without sex and when you aren't here, I have to find someone else to fuck me."
I travel quite a bit with my job, so there have been many absences. "Who have you been fucking?" I asked. Surely, she was kidding.
"Oh. It's different guys. I fucked the mailman a few weeks ago when you were in New York."
"Oh yeah?" The mailman was an older guy who didn't look at all appealing. I didn't believe her.
"The UPS guys like to come to our house, hoping you are away. One time there were two of them. They tag teamed me. My cunt was so messy and you were coming home later that day. You didn't even notice."
I tried to remember, but couldn't. I was stunned by all this, not really believing her. She has a vivid imagination and can spin some very provocative yarns when we are in bed. I thought maybe she was doing that now, but there was the wad of what appeared to be semen in her vagina that led me to consider that she was telling the truth. Regardless, I played along.
She said, "I was doing the wash this afternoon."
"Uh huh."
"You know how I put some of your shirts on a drying rack in the back yard. It's better for them."
"Sure." She had some wooden drying racks that she used.
"Old Man Adams was next door and we started talking."
"Jerry?" Jerry Adams was our neighbor. He was retired, in his sixties, a nice guy. He and his wife Helen were long-time friends. Jenny called him Old Man Adams sometimes.
"Yes, Jerry. He came over and chatted for a while. He had just finished mowing their lawn and was taking a break."
"Was Helen there?"
"No, she was visiting her sister in Milwaukee. He was home alone with the dog."
"Oh."
She went on, "I was wearing that blue dress that you like, with the buttons in the front."
I could picture her. She has a hot little dress that she wears around the house. It only comes half-way to her knees. The top has buttons down the front and a vee-neck. Leaning over, she presents a wonderful opportunity for down-blouse views of her breasts, particularly if she isn't wearing a bra."
"I wasn't wearing a bra. I'd been cleaning up around the house and was in the back yard by the drying racks."
"Uh huh."
"I noticed that Adams was looking down my top. I had left a couple of buttons undone and he probably had a nice view, the old goat."
I was visualizing him ogling her jiggling tits, seeing her red nipples. "I'll bet it made his day."
"Probably did. I undid another button and made a point of bending directly toward him. I deliberately fooled around with the wash to give him a good view. He was looking at my ass every time I turned away from him, too."
I liked hearing about my wife doing daring things, showing off her body. She has a nice figure and we have had many good times with her flashing her tits and even her pussy at strangers. The nude while driving past trucks thing was one of our favorites. We'd been to nude beaches on vacation and she had stripped down on non-nude beaches when nobody was near us. A previous story, 'Breaking the Rules' related a visit to a beach in North Carolina where a park ranger came up her sunbathing in the nude. She just stood up and talked the guy out of any ticket. She just stood there, nude with the poor guy unsure of what to do.
Anyway, she continued talking to our neighbor.
"I was telling him I was doing the wash and remarked about his sweaty shirt and said, 'I could wash that shirt for you. I'm about to put another load in the washer.' He said it could wait but I said it would be no problem."
I was getting more curious and listened more closely to what she was saying.
"He pulled his shirt over his head and handed it to me. I don't know whether he mentioned it or I did, but the shorts he was wearing were sweaty and messy too. 'How about these?' He said."
"I laughed and said, 'Sure, throw those in the basket too.' Damned if he didn't do it. I thought he was kidding."
My lovely wife had my full attention as the tale continued.
"He was wearing boxer shorts and his dick was flopping around in there. He was being bold, so I decided to call his bluff. I said his underwear needed to be washed too."
She paused for a moment. "Well, he called MY bluff and took off his underpants, right there in the back yard. He had removed his shoes and gave me his socks too. He was naked, right there in our yard."
"No shit." I exclaimed.
She asked me, "Are you still playing with your dick?"
"I am."
"Roll down your windows."
"Why?"
"It will add to your arousal if you aren't separated from the other cars by the windows."
I pressed the buttons and the windows went down. The cool night air felt good, particularly on my stiff cock. It was true; I was more aroused. It was dark, but the lights from the dash provided some light. I looked to my right and the woman seemed to be just sitting there. In a way, I wanted her to see me, but only if she wanted to. I'm not into flashing unsuspecting women. With my window open, nothing separated us but air. Wow.
Jenny continued telling me about her day.
She asked me, "Is your cock hard?"
"Yes, of course."