Before you start reading, I wanted to thank you for at least checking out this story! I have had some variation of this series in my head for years, so I hope you enjoy it! And if you don't, at least it was free! Like how sunlight is free (for now)!
All characters are above 18 years of age. For more information about the genre and some other elements of the story some might find questionable, check out the series introduction. Also, be aware that this chapter is very much an introduction to the characters and the setting. There is a lot of dirty talk and sexy stuff here, but the real smut comes in the next chapter. Chapters 1 and 2 were originally one story, but I split them because if I didn't, it would have been thrice as long. Chapter 2 is completed and will be posted once the editing is done.
Also, I love feedback! I want to know what everyone likes and doesn't like so I can maybe incorporate what readers do like and exorcise what they don't.
Have fun! ;p
"Um... I know how much you love penises, but do you pick to play all of the most phallic cards on purpose or is it a subconscious thing you do by accident?"
"What are you talking about?" Parker said as she looked at Lily quizzically. The card she had just played, The Pyrax Death Tentacle, sprung forth from a cyclone that consumed the ocean, its slimy purple flesh leading to a bulbous top that proudly stuck out into the rain. "Oh...
oh,
okay. I see it now."
Lily chuckled as she used a hidden reserve card to easily dispatch the wet violet dick. She then played her Dyron's Harmonious Hammer card which gave Parker three damage. "You're almost dead, Sweetpea," Lily teased. "Do you have a penis at your command that can save you?"
Parker glared at Lily and then at her cards, coming to terms with the fact that every single one of them resembled a cock. With a heavy sigh, she played her Misties the Mighty Mushroom card and managed to score a few hits off of Lily. "Hey Lollipop, it's not my fault that the art designers of this game love the D as much as I do," Parker joked.
Lily played a second hidden card, Agros the Frail, and destroyed not only the Mighty Mushroom, but also the remainder of Parker's health points. "Sweetpea, you need to learn to keep track of the entire battlefield if you ever want to do well in a tournament. Also, think about getting some cards that aren't penises."
Parker scrunched her face. "We both know that I am a great friend to all penises," Parker said in a mock regal manner. The two giggled until Parker noticed that Lily's cheeks began to turn red. Lily then shrunk into her chair while trying to hide her face with her knees. Parker looked towards the counter of the card shop and saw a very tall, and very hot, blonde man checking the two of them out. This, of course, was a common occurrence when they hung out at the shop on Saturdays, but usually, the onlookers weren't striking specimen of masculinity with perfect faces chiseled from stone.
"He has to be staring at you," Lily said, turning a deeper shade of red due to embarrassment.
To Parker, Lily actually showed signs of progress even as she attempted and failed to hide. She used to be unable to leave her apartment or stay in a public place for any extended period of time. The two had been best friends since their freshman year of high school with Parker always looking out for Lily. Few people knew Lily beyond her numerous anxiety issues with Parker's ultimate goal being to help her bestie thrive in the world by using empathy and care to inspire her to be her own person.
Still, Parker could be a teasing bitch at times and decided to be one in this moment. "Hey hot tall guy," Parker called out, "so, are you mainly staring at me or are you mainly staring at her?" Lily's eyes widened as if she was about to have a heart attack.
The tall hot man immediately blushed red with embarrassment, almost matching Lily's hue. "Um... you're both very attractive women," he said. "Uh... have a good day." The man quickly took the board game he purchased and moved at the speed of light to escape Parker's question.
"Jesus, Parker," sighed Cleo, the owner of the store. "I like it when you hang out here but stop mortifying my customers. Lily, are you alright?"
"I'm... okay," Lily said with a sheepish smile. "That was actually kind of fun."
"Fuck yeah, Lollipop," Parker said with a grin as she high fived Lily. "Though, maybe bring an extra Ativan or Xanax or whatever for when you come to my show tonight."
"Oh..." Lily said, her cheeks returning to their shy red hue. "I can't make it tonight. I have something else to do."
Parker looked disappointed. Starting a year ago, Lily appeared as if she was coming out of her shell and would routinely hang out with Parker and her other friends. Yet, three months ago, Lily began to become distant again and always had 'something else to do'. She always joined Parker for their Saturday afternoon nerd sessions, but never wanted to go out afterwards, even if they had plans set up weeks in advance. "You said you really wanted to try to go to this one. I got permission that you can just sit backstage so you won't have to be in a crowd of strangers. I'll do everything possible to make sure you feel comfortable."
Lily looked guilty. "Yeah, I know. It's just... I have this important project that I've been working on that's consumed all of my free time. I have to perform an experiment tonight or else I'll get behind."
Parker smiled and nodded. Though she wanted to see her friend more often, Parker found solace in the fact that Lily had a passion project and wasn't just too scared to come. "Gotcha. I don't want you to feel like I'm forcing you to do anything you don't want to do. Maybe next time then. See you later, Lollipop!"
"See you, Sweetpea!"
The two took a quick and cute selfie before parting ways.
Parker leaned into the mirror and inspected her hair to make sure that it didn't look stupid. Dyed hair could appear incredibly hot if styled correctly but could also look corny and lame without the proper care and attention. Luckily, the salon layered the new purple hues perfectly so that they brought extra color to the older dark purple dye. Satisfied, she resumed applying her eyeliner as she leaned in.
"I really don't understand why Lily is so scared to hang out with us anymore," remarked Nova while she tuned her guitar, her brown skin accented by the low lighting of the green room. And her round ass accented by her tight shorts "Did we scare her? I just don't understand it."