MBWA= Management by walking around. Project managers who spend too much time in their office trailer are the ones who tend to miss issues early when they are small and easy to fix.
I encourage everyone to review the burp scene from the movie Elf. Culture in its highest form.
Heartbreak and Hope Ch.14
An overload of Christmas
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Damn, I love The Cornwall Islands.
I know, I know. I've said it far too much.
Besides the normal everyday which is extraordinary by itself, you could feel the air of excitement in the days preceding Christmas Season. The people here lived their dreams and that air of the upcoming month-long celebration was something I never experienced even before the economy in the US imploded. Even the adults felt it like kids again and though I had been involved with the crews putting up decorations and getting The Christmas Market ready, I felt it too. It was like when I was a small child before my father died and I could not wait for Christmas.
This was bigger, MUCH bigger and it was everywhere!
The decorations around The Central Fountain and West Park were installed though not switched on yet, waiting for the official launch tonight. The Christmas Market was in place though they would not open until half past six that evening. It was all set to go and the electricity in the air made me smile.
The twenty fifth of November was not a holiday for day shift jobs as the official season started at six that evening. I was at work a bit early looking to head out to my project after grabbing my Ipad off my desk when I met Gemma at the base of the stairs carrying a big box and wearing a big smile. She looked at me with a bit of a quizzical expression and asked, "Where are your decorations?"
She saw my confusion then clucked at me, "Today is a work day but it isn't."
She sighed, "Joshua, I love your diligence, but honestly, you are already getting high marks for your one year review. Relax already! Go do whatever you absolutely must get done then get your ass over to St. Ives Marketplace or SOMEPLACE and get yourself some decorations for your cubicle. Today is a celebration and that includes work hours. Best decorating wins prizes and there are a ton of categories!"
Can The Cornwall Islands get any better? It seems unlikely, but somehow I know they will.
My task for the day was pretty easy. Head on over to the West Park and my Tram Station and do my usual MBWA. Well, that turned out to be a waste as it was empty, and yeah, no one in my crew was working today. So much for that, so I decided to walk through The Christmas Market as a favor to my wife just to make sure I didn't see any issues. I stopped by Eric and Shelby's spot just to say hello and saw just about the coolest Christmas ornament I have ever seen. There may not have been many St Ives Island workers, but the booth operators were all preparing for the big rush.
Eric was holding a Christmas ornament and looking at it intently. He hooked a wire to it and smiled. The fucking thing lit up inside!
I walked up and said, "Holy shit that's cool!"
He looked up and smiled at me, "Even better!"
It was clear he was proud of his wife's work, "Shelby came up with some amazing designs. We 3d print the scenes then attach them to 80 millimeter fillable Christmas ornament halves. Wiring up the LEDs is a pain, but we have the assembly down to just under ten minutes each. Turns out, my mom is a wizard at soldering. Shelby does the painting and my dad and I ran the 3D printers and did logistical stuff like boxing."
I was looking at this amazing Christmas ornament. It looked like a standard ornament but part of the front half was missing and in its place was a 3D printed miniature indoor Christmas Tree with presents under it. The Christmas tree had 8 micro LED lights on it and they lit the fuck up! It was attached to a tiny control board and a USB-C connector to a standard cell phone charger pack that was painted Christmas Tree green.
I was happy for them and I knew a winner when I saw it, "This has to be the coolest Christmas ornament I have ever seen. I can't wait to buy one myself."
He smiled and shook his head, "Your wife in particular has been a friend to us. It's hard living on top of my parents since they were evicted and moved in, but it cuts monthly expenses in half and my dad did manage to get a job at a defense contractor in their warehouse. I won't take your money and in fact, have one of each."
There were five scenes; The Christmas Tree, Santa's Sleigh on a rooftop, A big outdoor tree, A flying Santa Sleigh, and lit wreath. No other word fits: EPIC!
He looked at me with a bit of fear, "I sure hope these things sell. We've put everything into this market. We did bring our standard offerings from the summer market just to help cover costs."
I knew damn well that he had nothing to worry about and I reassured him, "I think you have a hit on your hands."
I thanked them both profusely for the decorations then placed the treasures into my car and texted my wife that I was headed to St. Ives Marketplace because today was not much of a workday and I had to decorate my cubicle then get back for some workplace celebrations. She texted back to come pick her up as she had been lectured about Christmas being a big thing and had to do the same. Today's 'work' day had pretty much zero actual work.
We headed straight to St. Ives Marketplace and didn't have a lot of time so got right to it, picking up some of the more mundane things at Walmart and nicer stuff at John Lewis, Lowes, and a place we had never been inside named The Range. St. Ives Marketplace had all that we needed and we were done by half past ten and headed back where I dropped Jennifer off after hoofing her boxes into her workplace for her and giving her three of the five decorations from Eric and Shelby. No one at Jones and Cranston Meats was doing anything particularly useful and people were decorating and bullshitting.
Once back at work, I brought my own boxes in and headed to my cubicle. It was festive as you could feel the happiness in the air as everyone did the same; decorated and talked with people while Christmas music was played on the overhead speaker system. I decorated the front of my cubicle with a shallow arbor then put garlands and lights plus a bunch of typical ornaments and lights all along the edges. I placed one of the green battery packs inside the arbor frame and one each of the lit ornaments on each side at eye level then turned them on.
I kept the best looking ornament for myself. The Christmas Tree one and also kept the wreath one. Yes, I gave my wife three ornaments and kept two. I'm not dumb! I did keep the coolest ornament for my cubicle. I'm not a doormat either.
Lunch was catered from Kroger and yes, they did a nice job on the roast beef, chicken and vegan sandwiches. Two in the afternoon was judging time and I won a ten dollar Bianchi's Pizza gift card for nicest individual decoration. Yeah, the lit Christmas Tree ornament from Eric and Shelby's booth was judged the best.
I could have told you that this morning!
I won the award for best decorated cubicle of the 2020 hires and was pointed to a table to pick my prize from among those on the tabletop. There was a pile of ten dollar gift cards to pick from and I chose Burger Whirled. I won two others for guessing the number of M&Ms in a big glass container and one a pure chance drawing from a punchbowl. I also got to keep the giant container of M&Ms that I had correctly guessed.
We were let out of work an hour early as had my wife who just wanted to hang out around town. That sounded great and most places along The Central Fountain were doing brisk, almost manic trade. It wasn't even official yet and the atmosphere was electric with happiness and laughter everywhere! We just took in the scene and let the happiness overwhelm us.
I looked at my wife as we simply walked around and took in the festive air. Her smile... bliss. This Christmas is the starkest possible contrast to the year before.
No shock that we had dinner at Burger Whirled. I finally got to try the Jamaican Jerk Fries with my burger and the list of things I wanted to try again that was already hopelessly long grew by one. Again.
Afterward, we headed into West Park and saw the stall owners getting ready for the big launch after the opening ceremony. The market was roped off, but both Jennifer and I had market worker passes so we entered and explored. Jennifer's shipping container idea was genius and from the front or any of the covered sides, you would never know they were twenty foot shipping containers with faux wooden fronts and sides which we could then store inside the containers in the off season then stack those containers in a container yard at the freight port.
Damn my wife did an awesome job! OVER THREE HUNDRED STALLS on five separate 'lanes' with eating areas and decorations and Christmas trees scattered about! forty-four of the stalls had handicrafts from abroad representing twenty-one countries. forty-two had exotic foods from abroad and the whole thing of working around food regulations worked perfectly by having the foreign food booths purchase their raw ingredients from our domestic suppliers. Everybody won!
The sights. The smells. Wondrous.
It was getting close to the time of the official launch of the season so we headed to The Central fountain at fifteen until six and the whole Central Fountain area. What a sight! It was packed with people and the scene was one of happy excitement. Young, old, in between... It did not matter and smiles were everywhere.
At two minutes to six, the largest central fountain pump shot a big column of water into the air and at a minute until six a laser projected an image onto the surface of the water: 1:00, :59, :58... You get the idea. At six... FUCK the whole damn place lit up with lights and decorations and magic and the masses cheered the start of The Christmas Season.