There are no underage characters in this story. All characters are over the age of 18-years-old.
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Exchanging money for sex and sex for money with my elderly neighbor.
Revised, rewritten, and continued from Chapter 04:
He looked at me as if he was trying to build up the courage to ask me something. It was the uncomfortable look that someone sometimes has when their constipated. Suddenly, as if he was diagnosed with a fatal illness and was about to ask the doctor how much longer he had to live, his face was filled with consternation and trepidation. As if he had seen a ghost, he looked at me with fright. As if I was his ghost he looked at me with fear mixed with fading sexual excitement.
"Something I don't usually ask of a woman and forgive me for asking you this but," he said pausing as if thinking better of asking his question or thinking of a better way to ask his question. "If I may be so bold, and I apologize in advance if I offended you by my question, but may I ask how old you are?"
There it is. He threw it out there. From teachers, to coworkers, to acquaintances, to strangers on the street, to bartenders, doormen, bouncers, and friends, he asked me the question that everyone has asked me all my life. I laughed more at his embarrassment than I did more at his question. As if he was the underage minor instead of him being a 72-year-old man, he looked so nervous. He looked so guilty that I was about to tell him what he hoped not to hear, that I was an underage minor and jail bait even though I wasn't.
"No offense taken," I said giving him a warm, sexy smile.
I looked at him, really looked at him. He wasn't a bad looking man for his age. He reminded me of Charlton Heston. He had that strong, manly look on his face that Kirk Douglas did when he was a famous movie star.
Clean shaven, he had grey hair and blue eyes and his skin wasn't as wrinkled as some of the other older men I befriended. With him not having a pot belly and with him having most of his hair, he looked slim, trim, and fitter than most men his age. Just as I looked younger, he looked younger too. Only, he had wrinkled hands. As if he was wearing gloves that were too big, the skin on his hands were loose. I wondered if my skin would look like that one day, old and wrinkled.
I couldn't help but notice that he had oversize ears and his nose was big too. I read once a long time ago that ears and noses continue to grow. I wondered if I'd have big ears and a big nose when I was his age. Obviously with my ears and nose much smaller than his, unless I lived to be 100-years-old, I'd never have ears and a nose as big as his.
While waiting for him to speak, in the way he was looking at me, I was looking at him. He remained silent while staring at me as if I was a slave at auction and he was about to make a bid to buy me. In the way he was staring, I couldn't help but feel invaded by his stare. Obviously, having seen this look many times before, especially from older, sexually frustrated men, he was undressing me with his eyes while, no doubt, imagining me in my bra and panties, topless, and/or even naked.
"Now that I see you in the bright light of my kitchen light, you look so very young," he said staring at me as if I was something or someone suddenly so forbidden. "You have such young-looking skin, your hair is so shiny, and you have beautiful, bright eyes," he said looking nervous complimenting me. Obviously, he feared that I was not of legal age. "You're really a very good looking woman and have the body to match your pretty face."
Appreciative of his compliments, I flashed him my sexiest smile again.
"Thank you for your compliments," I said. "So, tell me, how old do you think I am. Take a guess. Take a wild guess," I said turning one way before turning the other. "You tell me how old you think I am."
I turned one way before turning the other way again. Showing him the side of my big blouse and bra clad breasts, I flashed him the backside of my short, jean shorts. While sexually enticing him, I continued flashing him my sexiest poses while waiting for him to answer my question.
Continuing to sexually tease him, I even bent at the waist in front of him again to show him my sexy jean shorts, clad ass while wiggling my ass as if I was Rihanna twerking. Continuing again to sexually tease him and erotically entice him, I turned to lean in front of him to give him another down blouse view of my low-cut bra and my long, line of cleavage. As if he was hoping for a lap dance, he sat there with his mouth open staring at all that I was showing. As if I was a prostitute in a legal house of prostitution in Nevada that he was about to pick for an hour, he took the opportunity of guessing my age to stare at me longer and harder.
"To be honest, if I had just passed by you on the street, I'd think you were fifteen or sixteen-years-old and would be surprised if you told me you were eighteen or nineteen-years-old," he said with a nervous, little laugh. He paused while staring at me again.
Giving me mixed facial expressions, he appeared sad that I could be fifteen or sixteen. No doubt he was hoping that I was at least eighteen or nineteen. I laughed that he thought I was so young. No wonder why he was so nervous.
"Fifteen or sixteen? Seriously? You think that I'm fifteen or sixteen-years-old? I know I look young but I didn't realize that I look that young, even with me wearing makeup. Wow," I said sucking in my tummy to puff out my big chest.
Continuing to tease him with my sexy smile and naughty look, I allowed him to dangle on the rope he hung around his neck a bit longer.
"Did I guess correctly? With you of legal age to rent an apartment on your own, are you nineteen-years-old?" Returning his stare while remaining silent, I let him suffer before answering him. "You're nineteen-years-old, right? Tell me that you're of legal age," he said with more nervousness as if hoping that I was of legal age and not jail bait.
I laughed before giving him a sexy smile to alleviate his fears that I was, indeed, of legal age.
"No one guesses my age correctly, especially men and especially bartenders. I've always looked younger than I am. Even when I wear something sexy, I'm carded all the time," I said pausing to delay the suspense of telling him my age. I took a big breath that made my breasts look even bigger than they were. "I'm twenty-three-years-old and will be twenty-four in June, June 14th, Flag Day," I said while hoping he'd remember my birthday to buy me a gift.
He looked at me dumbfounded. In the way that most men do before asking me out for a date, he looked at me as if relieved that I wasn't jail bait. Suffice to say, obviously, he was happy that I was of legal age. No doubt, he was happy that he couldn't be charged with statutory rape should we progress that far in our neighborly, sexual relationship and have deep penetrating sex.
"Twenty-three? Seriously? You're twenty-three-years-old? Thank God, I mean, good God, you don't look your age."
While he was beaming a big smile at me, obviously relieved that I was of legal age, I nodded my head.
"Born June 14, 1993, I'm twenty-three," I said with a big smile.
As if I had just told him that I was fifteen-years-old, he looked at me stunned.
"I never would have guessed that you were twenty-three-years-old? Wow! You don't look twenty-three-years-old. If you told me you were sixteen-years-old, I would have believed you. You look so young. You look like a kid. You look likeβ" he said not finishing his sentence.
I finished his sentence for him.
"I know. I look like jail bait," I said with a big laugh. "Matter of fact, that's my e-mail address, ILookLikeJailBait," I said laughing.
Chapter 05:
He looked at me relieved that I was twenty-three-years-old and not sixteen-years-old.
"Being that you'll be too tired to unpack and cook, why don't you come over for dinner. I'll cook," said Ron. "Give me an hour to get everything ready."
'Here we go. This is the start of a beautiful, sexual relationship,' I thought. Money for sex and sex for money.
"Sure, okay. That would be nice," I said. "I'll shower and change while you're cooking. I think I saw the box where I packed my towels."
He smiled as if he was about to reward me with food.
"Do you like shrimp? I'll make you shrimp and spaghetti and we'll have a nice bottle of Italian Chianti wine with dinner.
With me not much of a cook, I couldn't remember when I had shrimp and spaghetti last. If I didn't have a microwave to heat up canned soups and TV dinners, I'd probably starve. Moreover, thank God for pizza delivery which serves more than one purpose. Not only do I get to have pizza delivered to me but also I get to flash the pizza delivery man my topless and/or naked body but dropping my towel.
'Oops, please don't look at my ass, my tits, and my pussy. I'm so embarrassed,' I imagined saying now as I've said so very many times in the past.
"Thank you that would be lovely," I said knowing full well that once he plied me with wine, he'd be making a pass at me.
### ILookLikeJailBait ###
Showered and changed, I wore my lowest cut blouse and my shortest skirt, the one that flaps open in the front when I sit. Ready to do sexual combat, I was wearing my preferred flashing outfit. Knowing full well that when I wasn't flashing him my cleavage and bra, I'd be flashing him my panties, I've made a lot of money wearing this outfit in front of older, horny, and sexually frustrated men.
We made light conversation during dinner about the neighborhood, the neighbors, and his car. He mentioned going parking again and I would for the right price. After dinner, with him leading the way, we sat in the living room sipping our wine. He sat in his recliner and I sat on the couch across from him. Sitting like a lady but with me sitting lower than he was, I knew I'd be flashing him my panties soon.
"Since Sharon died," he said hanging his head before looking up at me with sad, tear filled eyes, I've been alone for a very long time without a woman in my life," he said. "I've been so very lonely and sexually frustrated, horny actually," he said.
'Oh, oh, here it comes. Poor me. Would you mind giving me sex,' I thought while imagining what he was thinking.