The bedroom door burst open and a tall woman dressed in a business suite stepped inside, with Kurt following behind. I could tell from her expression that she'd already put everything together, and when she saw me there, lying naked on the bed, she just snorted contemptuously.
"Hey, I'm so sorry," I began, "I had no idea, he-"
The woman cut me off. "Get out."
"Ok, sure..." In what was soon going to be only the second most demeaning moment of my life I rolled back onto my front, then clumsily tried to lever myself onto my knees. Kurt's girlfriend watched me struggling for a moment, then she stepped forwards and used the handcuffs to roughly haul me up.
I was unceremoniously dragged off the bed, past Kurt and out onto the landing. With my hands trapped I had no balance, so I was powerless to stop the girlfriend as she hustled me downstairs, my boobs bouncing around uncomfortably with every step.
In the hallway I saw my coat, which was still lying crumpled on the floor, and my handbag, which held my phone and keys.
"Wait, I need my stuff," I protested, but the girlfriend aggressively shoved me straight past my belongings.
"You should've thought about that before you fucked my boyfriend, in my own bed," she snapped, yanking open the front door.
"No, please," I begged, futilely trying to break free, "you can't kick me out like this, I'm naked!" I caught a glimpse of my reflection in a mirror, and it was pretty obvious that I'd just been having sex - my hair was all over the place, I was dripping with sweat, and there were red marks and handprints covering my body.
"Yeah, I noticed," the girlfriend laughed spitefully, sending me stumbling out onto the street with one final push.
I heard the door slam shut, leaving me stranded naked in public with no way to get home, call a friend, or even cover up.
"Well, I did want to get well and truly fucked tonight," I cursed, nervously looking up and down the busy road in search of help, "but this isn't what I meant!"