Back in the day when my wife was my girlfriend, she was the singer/songwriter in a band. They were pretty popular in San Francisco and the Bay generally and had a hardcore following. Before long, they attracted the attention of a hotshot manager and life became much easier because he was great at logistics and great at getting paid gigs. What he wanted though was a record contract.
He was convinced that having talent wasn't enough, that you need gimmicks to grab record company attention. He was probably right. Anyhow, he came up with a stream of ideas at band meetings and they were good but not good enough to get what he and the band wanted. I was a roadie just because I wanted to hang out as much as possible with Tania and so I heard all these gems first hand. I enjoyed the scene and, being honest, I suppose I got off on my girlfriend getting all that attention. OK, I was basking in reflected glory but I liked all these guys envying me.
And there was a lot of envy because Tania was hot. She was slim but she had curves; she was sophisticated but she had a way of saying she was ready for anything. Her hair was so long and silky and her eyes didn't let go once they locked on. She dressed to be looked at and she knew what she looked good in – which was pretty much anything or nothing. She knew what men liked and sometimes she delivered the killer in stockings and short skirt look and she knew how to be subtle and provocative and sometimes she did that. I never quite knew what she would go for on any given night or day and I really liked that.
Things were pretty free and easy in 'cisco then. Not just Haight-Astbury but much of the city. Drugs and sex and rock 'n' roll were the prescription items. So it was not entirely left field when this manager suggested on bright, stoned morning that the band would really get the companies begging if she ended the set playing guitar topless. There was silence when Nico put out that idea but it was immediately clear that the rest of the band were hanging on Tania's answer.
She was, admittedly, very high, as we all often were, but I'm not sure that truly influenced her response. She didn't answer. Not in words, anyway. She looked from Nic to the band and then, last of all to me. Then she took her top off and unhooked her bra and ripped into the big encore number. The guys didn't hesitate – they crashed into their parts, wanting to prolong this moment for the full four minutes.
'At the end of the number, Tania put the top back on and draped the bra over the bass guitar. She eyeballed Nic and said 'Sure. Why not? We'll give it a try.' Then she took my hand and led me out for a coffee. I didn't have much to say, as best that I can remember, but I was on a roll when we left half the coffee and went back to our apartment.
The next gig was on Friday, three days away, but there was so much happening – so much and nothing – that I don't think any of us gave much thought to what Tania had agreed to. Life cruised on in a carefree passion and when they got up on stage the band hit the high notes as if there was nothing else on their minds.
There was something sitting there, at the back of everyone's thoughts, though and it showed itself in the way they rushed to end the set. The last three songs were faster than they should have been, not that the audience noticed or cared. There was still the noisy foot-stomping for an encore and they band trooped back out as everyone expected. That's when expectations became exceeded.
As the drummer hit the high hat, Tania took her t-shirt off. The guys at the front cheered and drooled – very predictable. But when she took her bra off and shook her tits at them, they stopped their noise and stared stupidly. Tania threw the bra to the back of the crowd and set about the closing rocker without batting an eyelid. That guitar must have blocked out the view for many people but from where I was standing the size and colour of her nipples were quite clear and from the way they stood out she was excited herself.
They went off after one song and Nic told them not to go out again – keep them wanting more was his advice. Tania had left her t-shirt on stage and the bra was gone so she borrowed a sweatshirt of mine and that was it. We went our own ways, the rest of the band and Nic to talk it all over and Tania and me back home for no holds barred sex. I was in heaven. I had the hottest girl in the city and everyone wanted her.
Two days later, there was another band practice. After 40 minutes, Nic showed up and had a clutch of reviews from fanzines and some bigger publications. Tania showing her tits had got the band all the headlines he'd said it would and then some. There was no doubt at all that the next gig would be a sell out. 'What about the one after that?' Nic wanted to know. 'We can only trade on you showing your boobs for so long – if you want to go places, you have to keep upping the ante. We can clean up here if we have the balls for it.'
If I had a chance to stop the journey we were on it was now but I was as eager as the others and I said nothing, pretending to myself it was because I was just a roadie – this was a band decision! Tania rolled her eyes and just said 'What?' and I think Nic knew then that he could write the script he wanted. He played it cool though, very cool indeed. 'We'll stick to the theme – no risk of getting arrested – we'll just spice it up.'