Disclaimer: This story discusses the existence of rape. If this offends or triggers you, please do not read any further. This story is strictly fantasy and none of the characters or situations are meant to represent any real life individuals. In addition, none of the medical/science in this story was intended to be accurate. This requires the suspension of disbelief. All characters in the story are above the age of 18.
The government was now mandating full penis examinations for all male employees at all companies for men between the ages of 18-49. Lance knew it was an utterly senseless policy, but people tended to go along with whatever the government wanted as long as it didn't inconvenience them too much, and the government knew it could probably get away with the mandatory penis examinations. Lance suspected the real reason for the policy was to get men to quit their jobs in order to get more women in the workforce. It was also a way for the government to reward its supporters: over 60% of women had supported the government in the previous election. Because female turnout was so much higher than male turnout, that meant they could implement some pretty radical measures to shore up their base.
Amanda fully supported the policy. She was a feminist, but she didn't consider herself a manhater. She understood that this new policy was going to put men in an awkward and embarrassing position. But the entire purpose of the policy was to prevent rape. The government would have a full and accurate description of the penis of every working age man in the entire country. Size, circumcision status, and identifying marks would be kept as a matter of public record. Any man who thought about raping somebody would think twice, as a thorough description of his penis would be on public record. To Amanda, the ends justified the means. Men would be uncomfortable, but if it reduced rape, then it was worth it.
As if forcing a man to submit to penis inspection wasn't embarrassing enough, there was another catch in the new law. Companies were permitted to either contract with an outside vendor to complete the examinations, or they could have their own employees do the examinations. Most larger firms chose to contract the examinations out, but smaller companies couldn't afford the expense and most of them had an employee do it.
Amanda was surprised when her boss, Eve, asked her if she would be willing to take on the responsibility. Amanda blushed a little, knowing immediately that she wanted the assignment, but not wanting to seem too eager. The company only had 10 employees, of which 6 were women and 4 were men. 1 of the men was in his 50s, so he wasn't required to be examined. The 3 men she would have to examine would be Bill, Lance, and Greg. Bill was in his 20s. He was attractive, but openly gay. He and Amanda were close friends and she was sure they'd have a good laugh about it afterward. Greg was in his 40s and also openly gay. They weren't particularly close, but there was no possibility for sexual tension there. And then there was Lance. Lance was 35 years old, with boyish good looks, impressive upper body muscularity, and lots of charm. He was a good Christian boy with a wife and 5 kids. This was the type of person Amanda usually loathed, but Lance was so incredibly nice that it was impossible not to like him. He was a winner in life and he knew it, but he never acted arrogant or above it all.
"Will I receive any training?" Amanda asked.
"There's no time for that. We need you to do this tomorrow morning. We're already past the deadline and we'll incur a fine if we don't get it to the government by 11 AM at the latest. There's a YouTube video for you to watch, and a chart to check off while you perform the exam so you don't forget anything."
"I'll do it," Amanda said.
So the email went out. Lance was told to report to Human Resources at 9:00 AM the following morning, Bill at 9:15, and Greg at 9:30. Amanda was sent home with a YouTube link and a FAQ. Lance dreaded it, but there was nothing he could do. He made good money and if he had to drop his underwear at work the next day, then he'd do it. It was worth the harassment to be able to provide for his family. He had sex with his wife that night, and he was even more energetic and gave his wife more orgasms than usual. Lance didn't realize it, but he was extra worked up because, deep down, he was a little excited about showing his dick to another woman the next day at work. Evolutionarily, his body had made extra sperm for that occasion, and it just so happened that Lance's wife received the load that his body had prepared anticipating a sexual encounter with another woman the next day. Of course, there probably wouldn't be a sexual encounter, but evolution is a funny thing. Lance didn't allow the dirty thoughts to penetrate his mind, but on some level, he knew it would be a turn on for a coworker to see his dick.
Amanda had a frozen pizza for dinner in her studio apartment. She just didn't feel like cooking. She watched the YouTube video, but she had to roll her eyes because the YouTube video used a prosthetic penis. Somehow, the government figured a real penis was perfectly fine to mandate her to touch, but too obscene to show in the training video? The video was straightforward enough about what she was expected to do during the examination and what her notes about each man's penis should say. California and Oregon were also mandating several pictures of each man's penis, but Amanda was in Texas, so she skipped that section of the training.
After she was done with the video, she found the private Facebook group for people like her who were doing the exams at their companies. The group was well-moderated, so the posts on the group weren't too obscene or offensive, but Amanda had certain questions that the government training video hadn't explained. How would she handle an unclean penis, or a deformed penis, or.... an erection? To her frustration, these were all mentioned in passing, but none to the level of detail she would have preferred. She also couldn't tell how many stories were real and how many were just masturbatory fantasies. One story was about the matron of a family business inspecting her adult sons and sons-in-law. That had to have been made up... right? Then Amanda remembered she had to show proof that she was really a Government Certified Penis Inspector to get access to the group. So... the person who posted that story probably did too. Some owner of a family business out there really must have inspected her own sons' and sons-in-laws' penises. That must have been awkward
Lance slept soundly with his well-satisfied wife snoozing away in his arms, perhaps newly impregnated with their 6th child. Although he was nervous about the next day, he needed his sleep, so there was no use fretting over it. Amanda stayed awake late into the early hours of the morning. She read her laptop in her bed, obsessively taking in every detail she could on the private Facebook group, desperately looking for more information.
Amanda dressed professionally the next morning and set herself up in the Human Resources office. At 8:55 AM her heart began to beat rapidly. In a few minutes, Lance would have to disrobe in front of her and she'd have his dick in her hands. This man she'd been working with for three years, at her very first job after college, a man 10 years her senior with a wife and kids, was about to be naked in the office in front of her. All of their coworkers would know she'd seen his penis. At every company party, and every business meeting, and every Zoom call, she would lock eyes with Lance and they'd both know she could picture his penis.
Lance wore an expensive tailored suit to work as he always did. What he was being forced to do was robbing him of his dignity, but he was determined to get through it like a man. He didn't know which of his coworkers would be doing the exam. He hoped it would not be Amanda or Jasmine since they were both single, attractive girls in their 20s. It just wouldn't be right for a married man in his 30s who had a family to show one of them his dick. And he was professional, faithful to his wife, and a moral man opposed to adultery... but he worried about getting an erection in front of one of them.
At 8:55 AM the elevator doors swung open and Lance marched toward Human Resources.
Lance checked in at the Receptionist's desk. She maintained professionalism, but he thought he saw her give just the slightest knowing smirk as she directed him to the bathroom next to the Human Resources office, which had both a door to the outside and a door to the Human Resources office. Inside the bathroom, there were written instructions for him. The first instruction was to lock the door behind him. This would ensure that nobody would interrupt them and he and his assigned inspector would have total privacy. The next instruction said to leave any electronics, computers, tablets, recording equipment, watches, and phones in this room (the instruction explained that his inspector had been required to do the same.) The third instruction told him to strip down to his underwear, and to place his clothing on the hooks and hangers so nothing would get wrinkled.
Amanda could hear Lance moving around in the adjoining bathroom, and she was excited, scared, and nervous about what was about to happen. It really hit her that this was actually happening. She could distinctly hear when the zipper to his pants slid down. To her shame, she involuntarily got wet as soon as she heard this. "Stay professional," she scolded herself.
Lance was down to his underwear and there was only one instruction left. "Knock on the door to the Human Resources Office when you've completed the three previous steps." Oh wow. This was it. Moment of truth. He knocked.
Amanda salivated when she heard the knock. The power rush she got in that instant was like nothing she'd ever felt before. She knew she could confidently take control of this situation.
Amanda opened the door and was greeted with the sight of tall, handsome, muscular Lance wearing nothing but a pair of boxer shorts. He couldn't help but blush, but Amanda was determined to remain businesslike, cold, and professional.
"Good morning, Lance. I'm going to be conducting your penis inspection this morning. This is a requirement of all workplaces due to new recommendations of the Rape Prevention Taskforce. I'll be examining your penis and scrotum and submitting a description of them to Taskforce. Do you understand?"