I am a good golfer, but for some reason I had never reached my potential. It always seemed that something would go wrong and I would end up letting the first mistake frustrate me and cause more mistakes. Because of that I could play with all the other good women golfers until tournaments. Then I would eventually turn into a basket case, piling error on error until I was ready to cry.
I had entered the club tournament again this year and I was both looking forward to it and dreading it. I looked forward for the chance to compete, but I dreaded that first big error that always seemed to snowball into disaster. Usually my husband caddied for me but this year he was out of town and couldn’t. I depended on his support and I was somewhat depressed when I found out I was going to have to find some to caddie for me.
I played some practice rounds before the tournament started, trying several of the caddies. I didn’t really find one that I liked, but the last one intrigued me. He complimented my game and told me that he didn’t understand why I hadn’t won the club woman’s championship. I told him how I always seemed to self-destruct during the rounds and he told me that if I took one tip from him a day, he would guarantee that I would improve. I laughed. I had taken lessons from the golf pro and he hadn’t been able to move me past the mistakes that had plagued my game. The young man again guaranteed results. I told him if he could improve my game so that I at least was better than I had been I would give him a wish that he could claim. But I told him, nothing sexual. He grinned at me and agreed.
The first day I teed off and was my usual self, playing well until the twelfth hole when I hit into the trees. I hadn’t heard from my game-improving caddie yet and I was really down, feeling that the error I had just made was the start of my usual downfall. As we walked to my ball he was silent. When we found it and started looking for a way out of trouble he leaned close to me.
“First tip and don’t forget your promise.”
I was startled and looked at him. He pointed to a small gap in the trees and had me line up for that gap. Then he smiled at me.
“Move your back foot back and close your stance.”
He handed me a six iron.
“Keep your hands down and back and punch the ball through the opening.”
I had never had anyone tell me this. I adjusted my stance, kept my hands low and back and swung. The ball sailed through the opening and hooked slightly, bouncing, then rolling onto the front of the green.
“Remember that shot. I will take my payment later.”
I made my two puts for par and smiled at him.
“That was worth a payoff.”
He just smiled at me.
I kept playing and although I wasn’t one of the leaders, I was well within striking distance when I sank my last put! I was ecstatic! I asked him what my payoff was going to be. He just smiled and asked me to return to the club at dusk. I had a couple of drinks with friends and then dinner. As dust arrived I was standing in the parking lot. My caddie walked up.
“Ready to pay for your tip?”
I was a little nervous, but nodded yes. He took my hand and led me to the building were the caddies lockers were. No one else was around.
“Don’t worry Mrs. Johnson, nothing is going to happen to you that you won’t live through and you don’t have to worry about sex, I promise.”
I felt a little better as he led me around the side of the building. Several of the caddies were there and I was introduced to all of them. It was light enough to see. I stood as my caddie smiled at me.
“Mrs. Johnson, for my payoff, I’d like to see your underwear.”
I just looked at him in shock.
“I can’t do that!”
“Mrs. Johnson, you promised. I held up my end. Are you going to back out?”
He had me and I had never been known as some one who didn’t pay off.
“Let’s go somewhere else.”
“Nope, my payoff is right here.”
The other young caddies had heard everything. They were staring at me in anticipation. I turned bright red.
“Just hand me your shirt and shorts, Mrs. Johnson. You’ll still have as much a bikini on, won’t you?”
I didn’t bother to respond. I blushed. I undid the buttons on my polo shirt and slowly pulled it over my head. I held it in front of me briefly and then handed it to him. I quickly unbuttoned and unzipped my shorts and let them fall, stepping out of them. He held out his hand and embarrassed beyond anything I had felt before I bent and grabbed the shorts and handed them to him.
“Turn around.”
I gulped, but I turned around, slowly so they all could see. I was wearing a sports bra and full underpants, but I felt naked as I could feel several pairs of eyes glued to my body. My nipples hardened and made points in my sports bra, which embarrassed me even more. My caddie flipped my top and shorts behind him and bent. He picked up my purse, took my arm and began walking me back to the parking lot.
“Stop it! Some one might see me!”
“Wouldn’t that be kind of exciting, Mrs. Johnson?”
I realized that he was right. It would be exciting to be caught like this, but I didn’t want it to happen. Just the chance that I might be caught was exciting enough. I pulled him to the side and crept along. He still held my purse and my arm. My nipples felt as though they were going to explode. We got to the darker side of the parking lot. He handed me my purse.
“Walk to your car, but don’t open your purse until you are there. See you at one tomorrow.”
Then he gently patted my ass making me jump. I glared at him. Then I began walking between cars, bent over. I finally made it to my car and looked back. He was standing, smiling at me. I opened my purse and dug for my car keys. When I found them I was shaking. I took a look back. He was still there. I waved, unlocked my car and drove off in my underwear. I was scared to death all the way home and opened the garage before I entered the driveway. I didn’t get out of my car until the garage door had closed. Then I grabbed my purse and ran into the house. I dropped my purse on the kitchen table and then took several deep breaths.
Then I looked down at myself and started to laugh hysterically. My husband would never believe this! My friends would never believe this! I had removed my clothes in front of several young men, except for my underwear and then driven home in just my underwear! I was embarrassed and excited both. I ran upstairs and ran a bath. I stripped. I got in the bath after I had run down stairs naked and gotten a bottle of wine and a flute. I sat in the bath and drank wine and fondled my breasts and pussy (I am ashamed to say that), never orgasming, but coming close. When the water cooled, I got out, dried off and went to bed.
I woke up the next morning still in a state of shock at what I had done, but laughing secretly inside. I blushed as I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror. I had never done anything like that ever before! I took my time to pick out my clothes for the day and the round of golf I had to play that afternoon. Today I choose french cut underpants. I still wore a sports bra. I was too big on top to wear a regular bra and play golf. I chose my shirt and shorts and soon it was time to go to the club.
I was early and looked at the standings. Oh my god! I was in the championship flight! I was so excited. I sensed some one behind me and turned. It was my caddie. I blushed and smiled at him.
“Ready to go Mrs. Johnson?”
“Yes, I am. This is the best I have ever done.”
“It’ll just get better Mrs. Johnson. I promise. Same as yesterday? If I improve your game I get another wish from you, right?”
I wanted to say no, but something inside me stopped me.
“Ah, yes, I suppose.”
“That’s not very positive Mrs. Johnson.”
“Yes, if you can make my game better, you get a wish.”
“Thank you Mrs. Johnson. We had better get moving.”
I looked at my watch and scurried to the locker room. I hurriedly put on my golf shoes and hurried out. My caddie was watching for me and took me to the driving range. I waited for him to give me another tip, but he leaned back and watched as I hit balls. I was sort of angry, but after a bucket of balls I was over it.
My tee time came and off we went I was playing good again, holding my own. I usually hit a fade and the dogleg left holes gave me problems. We came to the first one and I teed up my ball. My caddie stepped up next to me.
“Mrs. Johnson, turn your top hand over and close the club face. Then just swing as you usually do.”
I wrinkled my forehead. I looked at my grip. I turned my top hand over. It looked funny. But, I thought, he has been right so far. I closed the clubface and swung as normally as possible, even though it felt strange. My tee shoot took off and then began to hook gently to the left. I watched it hook right around the corner of the hole and roll farther than I had ever hit it before. I turned to my caddie and gave him a big grin, and then I blushed. I remembered my promise. Oh shit! He grinned at me and took my club and started walking. I picked up my tee and wondered what I had gotten myself into.
By the time the eighteenth hole arrived, I was three behind the leaders in fourth place. I had never done so well. My playing partners were surprised at the new me. So was I! I had forgotten about my promise. I hit another long hook off the tee and was on the green in two. I made a medium putt for a birdie, pulling me within two strokes of the lead. I was so damn excited and sorry my husband wasn't there to see me. My caddie took my putter and gave me a hug.
“See you at dusk Mrs. Johnson.”
I stiffened and blushed bright red. I looked at him. He smiled, a very cute smile. I could only nod; my voice had deserted me. He strolled away with my bag and I walked to the clubhouse.