(Thank you for requesting a transcript of Katie Deere's GNS (Girls Naked Sports channel) coverage of the All-Nude Girls state sectionals. All of our girls are eighteen or over, as is our Katie. We hope that you are too!)
KATIE: Hello and here we are at the South Mount country club for the results of the State Nude Girls Group sectional, and our exclusive interview with the winning nude runner-- and I'll bet you'll know her face as well as you already know her sweet naked body.
Well, thirty-two naked girls competed in this 6K race today. They started and finished right here at the ninth hole, then they were redirected onto a nearby hiking, jogging, and bike path that leads to some spectacular views... but nothing as spectacular as the view of thirty-two athletic college girls, running naked and proud!
Now we're here with Brooke Hart, only eighteen and already the star runner with Goodview College's girls naked track-and-field team, and our number one finisher today!
Hello there Brooke!
BROOKE: Hello there Katie!
KATIE: Well congratulations on quite a finish today: you were running with a naked three-pack of girls from your rival college, Bear Hills, and then you broke away as usual with only 1,500 meters to go.
BROOKE: I'm just thrilled that three other girls from Goodview are in the top ten. I mean-- we made four out of ten!
KATIE: Congrats again. It's been an incredible journey for Goodview girls sports; only going naked mid-season and then making it this far.
Speaking of naked, you're still very naked!
BROOKE: You're very observant!
KATIE: And you're very cute! How long do you girls stay naked?
BROOKE: We leave Goodview's locker room naked, we get on the bus naked... then we reverse things. We don't put anything back on until Coach finishes his nude inspection.
KATIE: That sounds... interesting. But you HAVE changed out of your socks and running shoes into flip flops. Do you mind if our cameraman pans down?
BROOKE: Not at all.
[Camera lowers to closeup of BROOKE's breasts.]
KATIE: 36Cs, and are they firm! You don't ever wear one of those open sports bras...
BROOKE: Nope. My breasts are soft (so I'm told) but I'm so lucky that they really don't bounce all that much when I run. I'm kind of in-between a B and a C. So... I am told that I will have to wear one of those awful harnesses if I keep on running for another three years. Ugh!
[Camera lowers to closeup of BROOKE's pubic area.]
KATIE: I think I know where we are: it's your famous landing strip! That neat little bit of fur is on so many posters; magazine covers--
BROOKE: It's just hair!
KATIE: But could we get you to turn around? Oh pretty please?? You have the cutest, roundest little butt that nobody ever pays any attention to.
[Camera zooms to BROOKE's buttocks.]
KATIE: Nice! Okay, cameraman Joey. We wanted to show our audience Brooke's cute little purple flip flops... but it seems like we're making an awful lot of pit stops along the way...
[Camera slowly pans down BROOKE's legs to her feet.]
KATIE: Finally! Brooke: have you gotten used to all of the attention paid to your naked body? I mean... you know we're only having a little fun with you out here, but you must still be getting some comments.
BROOKE: Yeah, well. Like, part of the race today was through the woods... it was really pretty, but we actually passed right by the backyards of a few houses.
KATIE: And were people rude?
BROOKE: Most were out there clapping and cheering. Then of course, a couple guys ruin it: "Look: that hot brunette has a lot nicer tits than most of them." Well. You want to talk like that, get your credit card and go on the internet and find a cam-girl; better yet-- go fu--
KATIE: Let's change the subject! I'm intrigued about Coach Whyte's nude inspections.
BROOKE: Well. Instead of me talking about it, why don't you come back with us girls and try it out?
KATIE: But... if I get on your bus--
BROOKE: You'd have to be naked... Goodview rules.
[KATIE fans her face with her hands]
KATIE: Well this is a first 'cause I'm actually blushing! Let me check back with the studio and then... wow! I guess my fans out there will finally get their wish!
[Fade out from golf course;
fade in to interior: team bus.]
KATIE: Well, here I am, your clearly crazy reporter Katie Deere, stark raving naked and on the Goodview girls' team bus. I think I'm so white with shock that I stopped blushing a while ago. At least I have the lovely Brooke Hart next to me... she is so sweet! She knows how embarrassed I am, so we're holding hands and--
BROOKE: --and we're just kinda cuddling. It's so nice. You feel so good next to me.
KATIE: Oh my god, you are so special; you're just a little sweetheart. I...
[Camera zooms in on KATIE and BROOKE kissing]
KATIE: Wow. I just kissed a naked girl; while I was naked.
BROOKE: And... I thought you weren't into girls!
KATIE: I'm not, but I am so into you. I have a naked poster of you in my bedroom. You're my good luck charm; I kiss my fingers and I touch your picture, somewhere around your landing zone, every morning.
BROOKE: Well... maybe now you'd like to kiss the real thing.
KATIE: Oh my! Blushing again! Oh, here comes cameraman Joey up the aisle so... so much for that! What? Oh of course; he wants me to spread my legs as he pans down. Don't ya love guys? They get you naked, then they want your legs spread.
[Camera begins closeup pan of KATIE's body.]
KATIE: Yes: those are my 32As, and no Mom-- they did not grow out when I got older! I'm twenty-nine now!
GIRL #1: [inaudible] watch the show?
KATIE: No, thank God! My mom still thinks I'm like Mary Tyler Moore in some TV newsroom somewhere.
And now: there's my own landing strip-- now you all know I'm not a real platinum blonde-- and thank goodness I'm an innie-- I still have some secrets! That's about all you're gonna see folks!
GIRL #2: Landing strips are the best! Especially when you've got a nice, sleek plane coming in to the runway.
BROOKE: Autumn!
AUTUMN: Oh you know I'm just kidding; I'm very selective about who I let into my cock pit.
[Girls laughing as interior: team bus fades out;
fade in to Goodview girls showers.]
KATIE: Hello again. Here I am, still naked, taking my second shower of the day. Well the girls told me the coach likes his girls to be very clean before they line up for nude inspection. I obviously had to take my mike off but my very happy cameraman Joey is holding out his mike so I hope you can hear me over the water.
GIRL #3: Wonder how she can tell he's happy?
GIRL #4: She must be looking in the right place.