As I returned to Pat's office, I stuck my head into her open door. "You wanted to see me after I got more settled in?"
"Yes," Pat answered. "Since I figured this to be a slow, interrupted day, I was thinking of things you could do with your new found freedom that could also entertain the girls. My solution was to change out the lights in the office with LED bulbs. You, of course, will be on a ladder, which will put your package and ass on fine display. That should be fun, don't you think?"
"I guess," I answered. "As long as there isn't any rewiring. Do we have any bulbs?"
"Actually," Pat said, "that's part of the fun. The delivery driver is just pulling up. I want you to help them offload the boxes. There should be 20 of them."
"Are you sure," I begged. "Can't the girls offload and I put them in?"
"Well, if you had bothered to read what you were initialing, you would know that you opted in for Nude In Public," she chided. "That means you get to go to the mailbox on the road, take the garbage to the dumpster, and help with unloading deliveries. I may even rethink having you out front on the counter every now and then when some folks I know are coming to place an order...off you go!"
For the first time today, I was apprehensive about going outside in the nude. I guess it wasn't much different than the people in the lobby, but I wasn't interacting with someone who didn't expect me. I had no way to know how the driver would react to my clothing option. Going from my car to the doors this morning exposed me for seconds. Now it was mid-morning and while the road our shop was on wasn't busy, I wasn't sure how long I'd be exposed while unloading a large number of boxes.
As I opened the back door, I saw the delivery truck backing into our parking lot. Unfortunately, it stopped 40-50 feet from the door, in plain view of the road. I was hoping he would come a lot closer.
A pleasant surprise was the driver. Bounding out of the driver's seat was a cute blonde woman, with a pony tail tucked thru the back of her hat. She had made deliveries here before. 20-something, blue eyes, and a killer smile. We had flirted, on occasion, when she had time. We had checked each other out several times. As she approached the back door, I opened it wider.
"Hi, Andy" she said. "Wow! I've checked you out when I made deliveries before, but not like this! This is a good look for you! Pat told me to make sure that I made this delivery. I didn't know why she said to park out by the road, but if you're my unloader, I can guess it was to show you off. Come on, it won't unload itself."
Spinning on her heals, she walked back to the truck and began to drop the lift gate and roll up the back truck door. "Hop on the lift gate," she instructed. "Pat insisted I not do any of the unloading, so I might as well get a closer look at you while you ride up and down on the lift."
As I was hoisted by the lift, I was aware of the new set of female eyes that were taking a view of everything I had for display. "Nicer than I had imagined," she commented. "The boxes of LED tubes are all together on the floor of the truck bed. It says fragile, so I'm told to not allow you to use the dolly. Just bend over and grab three or four of them at a time. Shouldn't take you but 5 or 6 trips to get them all. Plus, I get a repeat view of your ass and package. I'll do all your deliveries if you're going to be helping."
"Yup, Becky," I replied flatly. "This is what I signed up for. I'm kind of glad it's you, instead of a guy."