4:30 in the morning came too quickly. My alarm went off and I groggily told Alexa to 'cancel'. Was I really going to go to the gym and workout naked? Was that even possible to do without getting arrested or at least word leak out to the point that I was run out of town as a sex maniac, or something? Well, at least I worked on my tan, yesterday. That should be a plus for the girl's eye candy today. I certainly felt a little sunburned in a few places where I felt wasn't as dark as other places. I'm glad I put some lotion on before I passed out last night! Kelly and I were in the sun for over 6 hours!
KNOCK...KNOCK...KNOCK...what?! Who would be at the front door at this time of morning?
Looking around for something to put on, I covered what I had to and headed for the door...having some idea who it might be.
It was still dark outside, but through the glass in the front door, I could see the bright and shining face of Kelly. "What in the world are you doing over here at this hour?"
Ignoring my question, she pushed her way inside, saying, "No, no, NO! You can't leave the house with clothes on! I'm here to ensure you show up at the gym at 5 AM properly dressed, or rather undressed for your morning. I'm also here to get my workout gear from yesterday," she uttered almost in one breath. Then leaning in to kiss me on the cheek, she continued, "oh, good morning, Andy. I really enjoyed yesterday. I'll bring your robe back some time. Are you about ready?"
"I just woke up," I replied, sleepily. "I only put on shorts in case it was a fireman telling me that my house was on fire. What do you mean I can't wear clothes to the gym this morning? I still have a job to go to after the gym!"
"Alright," she conceded. "Put your work clothes in your gym bag and change when you're done, but Marcy instructed me to make sure you stepped out of the car at the gym naked as a jaybird."
And with that, she dropped to her knees and started tugging down my shorts. A little surprised when my morning woody smacker her in the face, she leaned in and kissed it. "Hi there, Woody! Good to see you're up and Adam!... Commando!... Good choice. Now, step out of these shorts, mister," she demanded.
"OK! OK!," I replied. "I need to pack my gym bag with work clothes, at least."
"That's fine," Kelly smiled. "The last time I saw your bag you were showing off your junk by the trunk of your car."
"Yeah," I countered. "But I parked down by the street."
Smacking me on the ass, she replied, "So. You better go get it, then."
I started to say something smart in reply, but I saw where this was going, so I went into the kitchen to retrieve my keys, returned, and walked out my front door, naked. My raging hard on slapping my thighs along the way...hoping I didn't flash anybody.
"Here, let me turn on the porch light so you can see better," my evil neighbor offered...instantly spotlighting my naked form as I walked down the steps of my porch, with my morning wood in all its glory. "I hope none of the neighbors are up...besides me, of course...and obviously, your pecker."
"Thanks," was all I could think of. The morning dew was cool on my bare feet as I continued toward my car. 'Don't park there again,' I reminded myself. Unlocking the trunk, I quickly looked around, retrieved my gym bag, and walked rather quickly back to safety.
