I have a part-time job with a limo company. It's an easy way to pick up some extra cash, and it's not exactly "brain surgery" if you know what I mean.
I should have been keeping some notes on some of the things that have happened, over the years. But, I DO remember one particular passenger, as if it just happened yesterday. Oh, wait---it DID happen just yesterday!
I had one of the 11-passenger vans, since I just got back from driving a family of six people home. The dispatcher asked if I would do one more trip, before I called it a day. I agreed, and headed back to the airport, to pick-up my passenger.
Now, I've seen a lot of people at the airport---all shapes and sizes. But, when "she" approached my van I was speechless. I was without speech. She was young, tall, blonde, and pretty. And, as the dispatcher opened the door to my van, I also noticed she was wearing a short denim skirt. I notice things like that, because I'm a "leg" man.
She only had a small overnight bag with her which she placed on the floor of the van, next to my seat. She then sat down in the bench seat directly behind me, so when I glanced in the mirror I could see her face.
I usually don't talk a lot to my passengers, unless they seem to be in the mood to talk. But, I had to find out where we were going, since the dispatcher failed to tell me!
"Hi" I said. "I'm Todd. Where are we going today?"
"Well, I need to get back to Cleremont College" she stated. "Daddy already paid for the ride, including your tip."
"Okay. Cleremont College it is" I said, sounding just a little too cheerful. "It should take about an hour, so just relax. I have a couple CD's up here, if you want some music."
I headed down the Interstate and blended into traffic. I sneaked a couple of glances in the mirror at her.....She had the biggest brown eyes I have ever seen. Quite a lovely college girl.
"Hey, Todd, is it okay if I sit up there and look at your CD's?" Before I could answer she was climbing into the seat next to me. Now, since we were travelling 70 miles per hour on an interstate highway I couldn't take my eyes off the road for too long. But, I did get a good glance of her, as she made her way up front. Her skirt wasn't a problem for her at all----she simply hiked it up a little, holding it with her right hand and placed her left hand on my shoulder, for balance. She finally plopped down on the seat and exclaimed "Whew. Made it. That was tricky."
So, now, in the past 30 seconds, I've seen a lot of her tan legs and thighs. I've seen that she has dark panties on, maybe dark blue or black. My mind is racing like crazy, with thoughts of this beautiful young coed in the front seat of my van. And, as I glance down at the speedometer, I discover I am now going 85 miles per hour!
Whoa, Todd...Easy does it...I back it down to 65 and set the cruise control.
"Wow," she says. "I love Tom Petty. Can we listen to this?" Naturally, I do ANYTHING for my customers, so I put the CD in. The next 10 minutes go by in silence, with only Tom singing about his house burning down, and that he wouldn't back down, any longer.
Finally, she broke the silence. "I'm bored. Will you play a game with me?"
"Sure," I said. "But, what's your name, anyway? We still have 45 minutes to go, and I want to know who I'm playing with."
"I'm Gina. I'm in grad school at Cleremont, almost finished"
"Okay, Gina. What game do you want to play?"
"Well," she started, "It's kind of like Truth or Dare. But I simply call it 'I Dare Ya'. I start first, okay?"
"Okay" I blurted out. Great, Todd. Witty response.
"Hmmm...Let's see..I dare ya to tell me when the last time you had sex was."
Wow, I thought to myself. I think I'm going to like this game. "I had sex, let me think, it was four years ago, on a Tuesday."