"So," Jan says sweetly into my kiss, totally naked beneath her sheer black short formal Mama Mia dress, her evening moistened panties, and whatever breast cover thing, bra...whatever, she may have on. Her clothes didn't throw me off in the least. I knew she was naked. Still, she arrested my hands as they descended to her thighs to lift the shroud from my desired touch-target.
"I know you're in there, Jan. You can't fool me. Nor can you keep me out of yourself forever. Even for a Jan-o-second. So, let me just feel you up now. Come on, I messed her up earlier, I should fix her, hmmm?"
"So," she continued, hands still firmly in place blocking my unfettered access to her girl bottom, lips dangling dangerously near mine, scent of a woman tickling my amygdala, penis perilously protruding hard against my pants.
"So, mister boyfriend, whatever the fuck your name is, you took it upon yourself in your own absence from our own office to scheme with my best friend, who is also our office manager, to sneak into my office and fuck me in plain sight with her watching us, with the door wide open, with some of our prize clients wandering up and down my hallway to and from the bathroom? Am I getting close here?"
She punctuated her interrogation by biting my lip with her cinnamon breath teeth.
"Well," I spoke in slurred words through bite-closed lips, past her teeth, "I didn't know Millie was going to leave the door wide open. I told her I wanted YOU wide open. OUCH that left tooth marks. You're such a goddamn girl, biting!"
"I also noticed," Jan lisped without releasing my lip, that when you snuck up on me, that same said best-friend-slash-office-manager Mata-fucking-Hari-Millie reached back and grabbed your dick before my very face like she knew exactly where to find it."
Jan pushed her delicious fabric-covered naked tit nipples into my clothed sternum, requiring her to rise high to reach me on her maroon-dyed tippy toes, which toes I have nibbled for moments on end on occasion for her pleasure and my pleasure.
"So? Did you recoil in horror when Millie grabbed your crotch in my office? No. You did not so much as flinch. You simply eased past her and took off my panties."
"I kissed you first," I feebly alibi-offered. "Like this," I fired a quick kiss at Jan's mouth but missed and hit her cheek when she dodged.
"So, male sperm donor. Are you fucking my best friend Millie?"
"Jan, Christ! I was out of town for two weeks longing for a single sighting of your pouting pussy! So, it could hardly have been me fucking Millie in my own absence, could it? I mean, yes, of course, I'm enormous and long and all but Los Angeles to Dallas is quite a stretch." I smacked Jan's ass firmly to accentuate my point, hopefully leaving red finger marks. She wriggled appreciatively, but she did not smile.
"Are you suggesting it was me, er that it was I, that fucked my own best friend while you were gone?!" Jan lifted her knee to just below my balls, neatly balanced and full to overflowing hanging far below my upward lifting boy tube thing.
"Besides, so what if I did fuck Millie myself in your absence?" She went on. "So, you clandestinely connive with her to get us tickets to Mama Mia and a grand hotel view of Inner Harbor Baltimore, because you think you might get lucky and perhaps fuck both my best friend-slash-our-office-manager Millie and me together in the same fucking bed?"
Her lovely lifted face dripped rapt righteousness. "Mister, what in the world makes you think I, or Millie, would ever do that sort of stuff, hmm? What could possibly possess you to think...that?"
She drug out the "that" by dragging her lips, oozing spit, down my chin, licking my skin down my chest, my chest rendered increasingly naked as she slowly unbuttoned my shirt with red fingernails and followed the unbuttoning one lick at a time in front of her descending tongue, down my rock-hard (yes I said rock-hard) abs, and to a point just above the wet dime-sized slippery splotch on my slacks. But, damn it - no further.
Instead of now ripping me out of my pants and slurping me wide-eyed into her mouth as she has been known to do, Jan talked more.
"You fully believe we are going to knock on this door (she reached and tapped the door to indicate the penthouse's master bedroom door behind which Millie presumably was preparing for bed or whatnot), and we are going to open it, and step inside, and Millie, my best friend, is going to be lying in there naked or nearly so, and we are going to casually jointly traipse in there and fuck her and she us?"
"Well," I shrugged and furled my eyebrows, "So shoot me if I did, sort of, maybe, okay wonder a little what that might be like...?"
"Well, then, mister multiplicity. Shall we knock and enter?"
"Okay," I muttered," but just to see if she's, like, okay and not lonely what with just having been all social hanging out with us all evening having fun and all and watching Mama Mia, and missing Ted."
"Yeah," Jan nodded curtly and pursed her honey-sweet lips. "Hmmm, missing Ted. Now there's the point, isn't it? Hmmm, missing Ted. Sad. We should check on Ms. Millie."
She kissed me a little too erotically to be innocent and knocked on the door.
"Come in," Millie's voice, from just barely, barely, barely on the other side of the thin door, still rang innocent as she opened the door, holding over her tits (barely) her Victoria's Secret bra, not wearing it of course, and quickly dropping her hand from the door handle to hide her bare pussy, but failing to cover the one sliver patch of blond pussy hair shaved into a heart shape just above her girl thing.
"Oops," she said, "I am SO embarrassed. But, please come on in, I was just getting so bored and lonely what with missing Ted and having been social with you guys all evening and watching Mama Mia and all."
"Uh, Millie, I can appreciate that, but I really have to be straight with you," Jan started evenly.
"But why now? I quipped to no response from either girl.
"Millie, did I or did I not see you grab mister sneaky's dick (she patted my cock to show Millie which dick she was referring to) in my office before you stood watch for this guy (finger pointed between my eyes) at my open very important corporate office door while he defiled me, on my own desk, to the point of his ejaculation and mine? Want to talk a little about that?"
"Mmmm..." Millie moved her eyes top right, then down to my cock, then top left, then back to Jan. "No, not really. I think I'm good."
Jan was non-deterred. "Do you really want to fuck my lover, Millie? I mean do you really want his cock? After we've been friends all these years?"
"Wait, don't answer that...just...yet," Jan said quietly and evenly as she stepped toward Millie and pushed her to sit on the bed, and then pushed her further back up toward the pillows, sliding Millie's exquisite ass across those lucky 300-thread-count cotton sheets, toward the mahogany framed headboard with two convenient sturdy bedposts.
"Let me think about this." Jan lowered her face directly to Millie's pussy and held her mouth there, breathing lightly into Millie's cunt, patiently waiting for Millie to shiver and moan. Millie did that for her in just a very few seconds.