DING DING
A female customer enters front door of the furniture store dressed in a fairly sexy business suit. The outfit looks expensive in dark colors along with a contrasting white silk blouse that shows the outline of her beautiful full breasts. Her long shapely legs in nylons combined with a short slitted skirt turn heads wherever she goes. This reaction over time has given her an extra dose of self confidence as she enjoys men staring at her and fumbling over her great looks when she wears this outfit.
salesman: "Hi, is there something I can help you with?" (Oh my God she is gorgeous! Oh my God look at those legs!)
customer: "No thanks. I'm just killing some time before I go back to my office." (Oh no not another pesky salesman I hope he doesn't just follow me around like they normally do)
"Oh that's great. I'll let you browse around as much as you like...but don't be bashful about asking questions." As he says this he walks up to her and hands her two beautiful fresh cut roses. "And these 2 beautiful roses are for you."
"Oh thank you What a thoughtful idea."
"Actually, I'd like to take credit for the idea. We give a single rose to all of our customers to let the other sales people know that you're just browsing and that someone has already waited on you."
"So why did I get two? " (you know, this guy is actually kind of nice)
"Now that was my idea...one rose was just not enough for someone as lovely as you." (I can't believe I actually said that...I hope she doesn't get offended. I 'd better let her browse while I'm still ahead.)
"Well thanks again. Uhmmm..Actually, maybe you can help me."
"Sure what do you need." (Oh I know what I need...how about letting me get down on my knees and getting a taste of your sex.)
"I'm just looking for a small little end table to put next to a chair in a corner. I really don't want to spend a lot. I want it to have a drawer in it though and I really don't care much about matching the color. " (I should just tell him I need the drawer to store my vibrator and the latest love novel that I'm reading...that would probably get his interest.)
"You know, we have a section of discontinued end tables just upstairs in our clearance section...I think we may have a few up there that may work. It's kind of out of the way on the far left toward the very back. I'll show you the way and I'll be right up there with you."
"Great, thank you."
"Oh you're welcome...if you don't mind climbing up the stairs." (Oh my god I've got to get my eyes on her as she goes up those stairs...oh look at those legs.)
(Wow he seems pretty helpful. Oh Oh. I wonder if he and everyone else is going to be checking me out as I go up these stairs. I should turn around to see if he's looking but I just can't!. Oh well , if he's looking now he's getting a pretty good view...all those days of jogging really pays off sometimes. Let's see to the left and all the way to the back...Oh, here they are. Wow look at all the tables up here...and check out that leather chair. Oh it looks so comfortable I think I'll sit down and give it a try. Oh it is soooo soft and comfy...I could just close my eyes and take a nap. If I only had my vibrator with me I'd just slip it in and totally relax...Oh this would be the perfect fit.)
"You look pretty comfortable" (Oh you look absolutely incredibly hot. Why can't I just get on my knees in front of you right now?)
"Oh...you scared me. I'm sorry I just wanted to try the chair...it looked so comfortable... and it is."