I could tell something had Chris excited, he was trying his hardest to stay calm and doing a really bad job of it. I did wonder if Charley had let slip our prospective date for the evening but much as it pains me to say it, his demeanour would not be explained by the thought of a night's debauchery with the two of us. No, this was something seriously big. Big and probably work related, and I was going to have to let him reveal all in his own way, at his own pace.
He led the way back to the admin office, Darren was waiting there for us, equally buzzed. Chris wiggled his mouse (that's not a euphemism) bringing his screen back to life, he typed in the password, clicked on the file icon, and into a folder marked "WorldWidePics". A video of Robots hitting each other in some futuristic warzone, or people dressed as Robots, hard to tell which, appeared.
Proudly he announced "That's "New Earth Trooper". It hasn't been released yet, and this is time stamped yesterday. It looks as if we weren't the intended target of the hacker, this was.
My guess is we were collateral, and our server got the same instruction as WorldWide's but ours was routed through my cloud VM blah blah Monkey Peanut machine"
Most of that went right over my head, I focussed on the bit I understood.
"Why have you got a film that hasn't been released yet on your laptop?" I was confused. Chris isn't really a Sci Fi fan, the tech normally annoys him too much, and getting his hands on the latest Hollywood blockbuster wouldn't explain his excited state.
He clicked another couple of icons and brought up a file marked "Oplata" which contained a couple of excel spreadsheets. Clicking on the first revealed a list of a dozen films, most of which I recognised as recent big releases, with names, email addresses and amounts next to each one.
Darren couldn't contain himself any longer, "These are all films that the guy in Minsk hacked into and copied. He dropped his ransomware into the studio's server and charged them to unlock it, $25,000 dollars a time. Not enough to make it worth their while to put huge efforts into cracking it, but over six months he's grossed over two hundred and fifty grand from the studios plus he's sold the originals to pirates in Russia who then sell questionable copies through various sources. "
A flash of guilt hit my gut, Jane and I had spent five minutes flicking through dodgy DVDs on the beach, mainly to make the guy selling them squirm in embarrassment as we demanded, then looked through his porn stash. If we'd spotted anyone that we knew we may have bought one, but we didn't so we got bored and chased him away. I pacified myself with the thought we hadn't contributed to the piracy, we'd just wasted his time.
Chris took over, "We got hit, I think, because Jamie got the cameras and hard drive controller in a clearance from WorldWide, and they'd been infected with the malware. When the message was sent out triggering it, we would have been an added bonus if I hadn't been routing the links via my cloud server.
I spoke to Jamie and Sandy earlier today, they're going to get Lou Carpenter to approach the studio any time now then, when she's been in touch with them, we'll have a Zoom call. She will probably want me to talk to the FBI via the embassy here."
Now I could see why he was so excited. Hell, I was excited with all the talk of Hollywood and the FBI, it was like being in a dream. A thought occurred to me from years of watching rubbish TV shows,
"Do you need to have a solicitor present for the interview? Someone to make sure the maverick cop doesn't trample on your rights as he gets the job done in an unorthodox way?" I put on a really bad New York accent, "You're a loose cannon O'Malley, you got twennyfour hours or I'm taking your badge and your gun."
He gave me his exasperated-trying-hard-to-keep-a-lid-on-it-but-really-quite-annoyed look. "I don't think the deputy legal attachΓ© from the US consulate in Marseilles will be a Maverick who gets results her way, but just in case she is I'll ask Lou to be on a zoom link. "
I was impressed and told them both I was proud of them. Chris got a kiss; Darren got a peck on the lips. One thing was confusing me "So where does Jane fit in?"
Darren clicked first. "Oh, no, sorry. Sandy was looking for her, said it was important. I think she's in the gym."
Jane tutted in annoyance, making a sarcastic remark about men getting excited and not being able to hold more than a single thought in their heads at once. Then she stood up and was gone.
Chris took the opportunity to run me through some of the other things he'd unearthed on the hard drive, it wasn't just the movie world that Boris the Belorussian had been hacking. There were folders with music from a couple of major record labels, including one I recognised from last year's X Factor. Don't judge me.
We'd been browsing films and music for about ten minutes when Chris's laptop made a strange warbling noise and a telephone icon popped up. Two clicks of the mouse later and we were doing the Zoom greeting ritual "Can you hear me? I can see you can you see me?" and then we were talking to a slightly overweight woman with grey bobbed hair, brown rimmed glasses and a grey knitted top.
She introduced herself as Lou Carpenter, Dreamtime's attorney. When she spoke, she had a soft west coast accent, with a business-like air about her. "So, I'm going to assume that we have Chris and Nicola, as well as Darren who I already know. Chris, I have an idea on the situation from Jamie and Sandy, can you fill in the blanks. Before you start you should know anything you say to me as your attorney is protected under US law, I cannot release it to the courts or law enforcement and if I did it would be inadmissible as evidence."
Chris summarised the situation, holding nothing back including the deletion of the hackers hard drive and his ghosting a copy.
I added that I was a bit worried by all this, not having my dark X Factor watching secret revealed to the world, more it was the thought of having an eastern European criminal group with a downer on us, I didn't want to wake up with the fishes, and told Lou it was concerning me. She put my mind at rest by pointing out the value of each transaction was quite low and probably pointed at a lucky amateur, but she would raise that with the FBI when she spoke to them.
She went on. "OK, in my opinion this will come under US legal jurisdiction, it's kinda complicated because you're in France, the hacker's in Belarus, the servers are in California and the gateway you routed it through is in England but the attack was on US based servers so that's one point on Uncle Sam's list, it was on US registered companies, point two, and he's been stupid enough to use US Dollars as his currency of choice, which means the FBI and Treasury will come and fuck up his life.
You've technically potentially broken the law in Belarus by reverse hacking him but because you didn't delete the information it could be restored so it could be said you didn't permanently deprive them of their data, so first, he's got to complain to the cops, second, they have to take him seriously and third you have to be in Belarus to get yourself arrested.
The French and English cops won't want to know, it's cost and trouble for them that they can leave to the FBI to deal with."
I felt happier hearing all that, Chris was nodding like he was Rumpole of the Bailey and understood all this legal stuff, Darren was still looking awestruck at the whole thing. Lou and Chris talked a bit longer and arranged to reconvene after she had spoken to the Studio and the law. Chris shared with her a chain of numbers and letters that he described as the key to unlock WorldWide's computers. He used words like Hexadecimal and 128 bit encryption.
Once she'd hung up there was a shocked silence in the office. I looked at the two men and taking due consideration of the circumstances, the people involved and the opportunity there seemed only one thing to do. Ten minutes later the three of us stood in the main kitchen with a mug each of hot brown heaven, we insisted Darren had a mug as well, I told him it was a situation in which only drink would do and there was no other option and that if he was going to work with Chris in the future, he was going to have to learn to drink tea.
Jane chose that moment to appear in what I can only describe as a flustered state. I offered tea, she looked at me as if I was an idiot and pointed at the clock on the wall. "Five Thirty. It's Booze O' Clock. Get me a very large Sauvignon Blanc."
I handed her about half a pint of wine, a large portion of which she downed in one long draught.