My "Free Solo" Strip Superbowl Wager
Forward:
I recently read a summary of the movie *Free Solo*, which follows Alex Honnold's climb of El Capitan without ropes or any safety equipment. In my view, the summary missed the main point: his addiction to risk. Climbing a small wall with pads wouldn't satisfy this craving. For Honnold, the true challenge lies in climbing the 3000-foot vertical rock facing, relying solely on his strength, skills and abilities to avoid certain death. The thrill comes from making a big wager and emerging victorious. Even being victorious, he won nothing except the thrill of victory.
I get Alex to an extent, for I too have an addiction to risk, although I am too conservative to risk my life or large sums of money. Instead, I get a thrill of risking something else of great value, my clothing, all of it. I really don't want to be caught naked by others (for the most part), however the risk of that happening must absolutely be there. Like Alex, my naked humiliation is only protected by my skill and ability to successfully navigate a particular challenge. Should I fail, my consequences must be as harsh and unforgiving as it was for Alex Honold. In that scenario, my modesty and dignity must be shattered as I face naked humiliation while giving away all my secrets without getting anything in return.
Background:
To set the stage, I've had a fascination with risk and nudity since I was a pre-teen, however I didn't start exploring it until I was in middle and high school. In college, my exploration deepened. That's where my college friend Corinne, caught me in one of my "naked adventures". I tried to explain my situation away; however, she saw right through me since she too had a similar addiction to risk and nudity. We bonded over our shared addiction, finding creative ways to explore our addiction. Through this, I realized that her conviction was not as deep as mine.
One of the many ways we explored our addiction was to invent a striping game that was played in conjunction with a football game, either college or pro it didn't matter. We didn't do this every week there was a game, really over the four years we were in college, we played maybe eight times or so.
The times we did play were predicated on the game being a big, high interest game where the teams were evenly matched and Corinne and I choosing opposing teams. Here is where our skill and ability come in. Our state of dress is solely dependent on our ability to analyze the game, making accurate risk assessments and correctly predicting the winner.
Our newly invented game:
To start, we would select the number of clothing items that we would start the game with. Next, we would decide on the length and requirements of the post-game phase. This was the length of time, that women would have to wait, and/or dare that loser would have to perform before being reunited with lost clothing.
Events happening in the game would determine when Strip Points were assessed. Once a strip point was assessed, the loser of that strip point had sixty seconds to stand up and strip off the appropriate number of clothing items. The strip location had to be in full view of any audience present, and there is no running, hiding or covering up. Failure to meet these requirements would result in a strip penalty point worth one clothing item.
Special rule: Once a clothing item has been taken off, it may not be put back on until the post-game phase is over.
Strip points are scored in the following ways:
Quarter Strip Points -- Losing the quarter (I.e. score the least points in that quarter) is worth one strip point. If a quarter resulted in a tie, winning the next quarter would be worth two strip points. If that quarter also resulted in a tie, winning the following quarter would be worth three strip points etc. If needed, the final score would break any remaining quarter ties. In the end, there will be four "Quarter" strip points assessed. Overtime quarters are also worth one "Quarter" strip point
Game Strip Points - Two "Game" strip points assessed for losing the game, regardless of how the quarters went.
Penalty Strip Points -- One strip point will be assessed for flagrant rule violations. This rarely ever happens. Minor violations can add time to the post-game phase.
Point Spread Strip Points -- For every seven points your team is behind by, you are assessed a strip point. One caveat is that if your team is scored on and falls behind by a new multiple of seven, you have the next drive to close the gap. If the next drive fails to close the gap, you are assessed a "Point Spread" strip point. If later in the game your team reduces the gap by a new multiple of seven, you are awarded a token that can be used to offset a future "Point Spread" strip points. Quarter, Game and Penalty strip points cannot be offset by tokens. Under no circumstances can you put any clothing back on once it has been removed.
Here are a few examples:
Game 1 - Two teams are scoreless until the last second. As of now, no strip points have been assessed and both women are fully dressed. In the final play one team scores a touchdown and extra point as time runs out. The loser will be assessed seven strip points all at once, The seven strip points are as follows: Four "Quarter" strip points, Two "Game" strip points and One "Point spread" strip point since there is a point spread of seven points. If the final play was a field goal instead of a touchdown, or an extra point was missed, then only six strip points would have been assessed since the point spread didn't reach a new multiple of seven.
Game 2 - One team scores one touchdown and extra point in the first quarter, and two touchdowns and extra points in the second quarter, at halftime the score would be 21-0. The woman who was behind would have lost two "Quarter" strip points and three "Point Spread" strip points for a total of five strip points and be forced to remove five articles of clothing at the half. If one of the extra points failed, then the score would be 20-0 and only two "Point Spread" strip points would be assessed. As the game continues, the third quarter is scoreless so no strip points would be assessed at this time. In the fourth quarter, the team that was scoreless erupted for four touchdowns with four extra points and held the other team scoreless in the fourth quarter yielding a 28-21 final score. In this case the woman that was ahead at half time would be assessed five strip points. Two "Quarter" strip points, two "Game" strip points and one "Point Spread" strip points. In the end, both women would have removed five items of clothing during the game. The woman who came from behind to win would still be without the five clothing items she stripped off; however, she would be holding three tokens since she closed a 21 point spread. Winners can use tokens heading into the post-game phase.
Depending on how many clothing items the two women agreed to start with, it could lead to some interesting results. Another twist to our game is that after the football game ends, any woman holding tokens (providing she won the football game) has the option of using those tokens to reclaim clothing and/or require the loser to remove yet more clothing, one clothing item per token. Trading tokens for clothing takes place after the football game has ended and before the post-game phase starts. The women will spend the post-game phase with these new levels of clothing. Once the post-game phase is over, all clothing is returned and normal life resumes.
In our Game 2 example, both women are down five clothing items as the football game ended, with the winning woman holding three tokens. The winning woman with the three tokens may use her tokens to reclaim clothing and/or force the loser to remove additional clothing. One token per clothing item reclaimed or removed. Depending on the number of clothing items the women started with, the losing woman could go from five clothing items lost to eight, even if it means she has to strip completely naked.
One last twist (I promise). If a woman has lost a strip point but is out of clothing, she must draw a dare card which must be performed naked immediately after the post-game phase ends and the winning woman is redressed. Dare cards are agreed on before the game starts.
Other twists can be added as players feel comfortable. Note that even the loser may not end up naked or topless. It all depends on how the game goes and how many clothing items the women started with.
If the game has a clear favorite, the women can agree to start with a different number of clothing items, much like giving points in a cash wager.
Brief history of our game: