I had to remind myself that lingering between the sheets, Ed off to work, and playing with my dildo was not an occupation, however much I wished it was. Preoccupation, maybe. Does that count?
I had carved out quite a leisure schedule during the day to please my pussy but it wasn't a job and I wondered if rejoining the workforce might not be such a bad idea. That way I could sop up some of the boring times of the day with whatever skills I had beyond hotwife.
I called Ed and told him what I was thinking and he pointed out that while we had enough money to live on, "Mara, if you want to do something else during the day, why don't you make a list in two columns of what you do now and what you might possibly want to do and we'll go over it together when I get home tonight."
"See? You're just so damn logical. I'll work on the list."
Most college graduates go into a field that makes use of their degree but I graduated with a group Social Studies major with an emphasis in philosophy but there's not much use these days for philosophers so I couldn't use that.
I labeled the lists:
Present Activities
1 Grocery shopping
2 Seduce pool boy
3 Fuck next door neighbor, Gary
4 Fuck mailman
5 Tidy up the house
6 Go clothes shopping at mall
7 Wash clothes
8 Get picked up at the mall
9 Get picked up at the grocery store
10 Get the attention of bachelor two doors down
11 Manicure/pedicure
12 Sun bathing
13 Hair salon
Possible Jobs
1 Grocery delivery
2 Local fashion model
3 Call girl
4 Secret shopper
5 Grocery clerk
6 Associate salesperson at the lingerie store
7 Escort
8 Fuck the grocery store manager
9 Sex boutique sales girl
10 Dog walker
11 Hooters girl
After dinner that night Ed was excited to see my list because, well, in a marriage it's the little things that carry the day.
"Alright let's see what you got."
He studied the list like he was taking the SAT. "Um-hmmm...okay, well do you want my feedback on this?"
"Yes," I said eagerly.
"There does seem to be an overriding theme here. Not surprising of course but let's look at your lists in general. I had no idea you thought about the grocery store so much."
"Oh, that must be because of that cute store manager. Ya, I noticed that too."
"I think you could put two and twelve on the activities list together because sun bathing and the pool boy are essentially the same thing. Also, three and seven are the same so we can put those on the same line and..."
"Oh for crying out loud, Ed, you're not correcting my term paper. Just give me your two cents on the jobs list."
"Okay, okay. Grocery delivery person is too much work. Fashion model, you're beautiful enough but I'm guessing a tough business to crack. Escort would probably work because there's plenty of interested parties and you make your own schedule. What's a secret shopper?
"You work for the store, pretend to be shopping and catch people shoplifting."
"Well that could work but you might have to arrest yourself. Grocery clerk Is a possibility but you're on your feet for a long time although you'd meet a lot of guys in the checkout lane. Lingerie clerk, I'd put this on the very possible list. Ahhh, what's this? To my knowledge fucking the grocery manager is not really a job."
"Blowjob?" I said to my groaning audience.
"Sex boutique absolutely! You'd be a star, but dog walker? I can envision you being dragged down the sidewalk by two Dobermans. Hooters girl? They always need pretty girls so consider that a simple matter of applying for the job. The only medical thing to worry about there is the uniform cutting off your circulation. On the plus side the guys in my office will want to switch lunch spots just to see you."
"I'm still not sure how to approach this," I said, "Any suggestions?"
"Um, I guess I'd make a list in order of preference and stop at whatever floats your boat."
"Geez, not another list."
"You have to start somewhere, Mara."
***
Ed's enthusiasm for the sex boutique prompted me to start there so I got in the car and drove to 'The Other Girl', the store Ed and I had gone to awhile back. I might not have to introduce myself to the owner, Ben, because I had fucked him in front of the changing rooms and voyeurs outside the store window. No sooner had I gone through the door...
"Well this is my lucky day. The lovely Mara is back."
"Hello, Ben." He kissed the back of my hand. "I didn't know if you'd remember me."
"Are you kidding? I haven't stopped thinking about you since the day I put my dick in you. So, back for more bling?" He'd basically given me the hotwife jewelry I'd worn ever since and I gave him a little something in return.
"I'm here to see if you might give me a job. I'm a tad bored at home and I know plenty about everything in this store."
"I bet you do but we don't have enough business to support hiring someone. Between Dina and I we've got it covered."
"Was Dina the blonde who ran off with my husband?"
"That's the one."
"Fire her and hire me. I can increase your sales by fifty percent."
"Love to but can't do it."
"Why?"