(Continued from For Display Only Pt. 04, Mara's all sports weekend!)
"Fuck darts."
That was my new mantra for Saturday night. Fuck bowling on Friday, fuck golf the next day and now fuck darts. But damn if those outings didn't get me laid and give Ed some pleasurable viewing as new friend, Dennis, manhandled my petite pussy on the bowling alley lane.
I had no choice but to go along with Ed to the nearby English style pub for a scintillating evening of darts and ale.
"Fuck darts."
I dressed simply: short yellow sundress, lovely red lace bra and panty set underneath, black lace thigh highs and heels with ankle straps (catnip for men). Bowling and darts shared a common fashion attraction for men standing at the right angle; in both cases a short dress tended to ride up when either rolling or throwing.
However, because I enjoy giving a certain amount of good natured grief to Ed I came out of the bathroom with "Fuck darts."
"You'll change your tune once some well hung bloke takes an extreme interest in you and plants his bobber in your sniffle."
"What does that mean?"
"I don't know, I just made it up," he said, laughing at himself.
"Fuck darts."
***
It was a busy Saturday night at the pub and forget finding an empty barstool, just hunting down a table was a chore and people were still coming in.
When did fucking darts become so popular? Or was it just the beer?
As we surveyed the room there was only one choice, stand behind the bar until a table opened up. Ed went to get us in the queue for darts which I would inevitably suck at. While Ed was checking out the competition I was approached by a young guy who introduced himself as Eli, probably college age I thought, who asked me if I'd like to join he and two buddies at a table in the corner of the room. Three guys and me. To begin with I liked the odds.
"We need a fourth for the team," he said.
"Seriously, Eli, you don't want me on your team. I'd just be the weakest link," I said, trying to save them from a sure loss. Ed looked over and could easily see I was being picked up and kept his distance. He nodded so I said, "Sure, but I don't want to hear any complaining if I miss the board completely."
"Believe me," he smiled, "none of the guys is concerned about how good you are at darts."
That pretty much summed up my recruitment. Pretty girl, freshly minted testosterone and, oh ya, darts. They never even asked if I was there alone. Their hormones willed it to be so.
"Hi, boys, I'm Mara."
Ed kept track of me and eventually lucked into a barstool not far from our table. He had that 'I'm going to enjoy this' look on his face.
In my estimation, my admirers were barely breaking the legal drinking age, maybe twenty-two at best and nervously in awe at landing my more mature company.
"Hi, Mara," they said in unison and then sat there with goofy smiles on their faces.
I broke the silence, "And what are your names?"
"Oh, sorry," said one of them, "I'm Travis."
"And I'm Henry," said the other.
"I'm with the community college," said Travis. "These fine friends of mine are grad students from elsewhere."
Having fun with them, "So what made you think I'd make a good darts teammate?"
"Weeellllll, I'm not sure you'd want to know that conversation."
"It wouldn't be because I'm pretty, dress sexy, your dicks probably stood at attention when I walked in the door and right now you don't give a shit about darts because you're hoping to hell you can have me later, either individually or as a group?"
If I had a mic I could have dropped it.
Stone silence. They began to look at each other, giggle a little and then Travis said, "Ahhhh, ya, to be honest that's pretty much what we were talking about. You sat down with three horny guys, what can I say?"
"Great! Now let's play darts," I said enthusiastically.
"They just called me for the pairs," said Travis. "Come on, Mara."
"What, me?"
"I'll help you, come on."
He was so sweet the way he asked I could hardly say no. He carefully put his arm around me and we were off. "You seem like a nice guy."
"I've found," he said sounding professorial, "that if you really want something you'll never get it by being an asshole."
"I'm assuming that something is me."
"I'd be a fool not to try."
"I must say, your voice is very persuasive. Instead of taking notes you should be a professor."
"I am a professor."
While I digested that bit of news we met out opponents. In an all too short time of whispering in my ear the down low basics he ended the tutorial with, "Just do your best and try for the double and triple rings." When it was my turn to throw the three darts I put up a modest score but I was mostly proud of the fact that I managed to neither hit the wall behind the board or impale some innocent bystander.
Before my next turn, Travis helped me with my stance, physically moving my front leg and, just so I wouldn't forget his ultimate intentions he patted my ass, "Go get 'em, Mara." Again, I scored a few points but exclaimed proudly that we were still way ahead. That, of course, made everybody laugh as Travis explained that accumulated scores were 'subtracted' from the starting score of 301 and in actuality we were losing.
Oh.
I realized no one had gotten a bullseye. "What's that worth?" I asked him.
"Fifty for the very middle, that's called a double bull and the next ring out is a single bull worth twenty five."
"I'm going to do the middle one," I declared confidently to the amusement of the other players. I was aiming so hard that I didn't put any mustard on the throw and my first dart fell to the floor.
"Shit."
I was getting a little intense about the game and instinctively went to retrieve my dart. When I bent over my sundress rode way up and the world got full view of my panties. I wanted to flash my panties to some guy but not in the middle of darts. The opposing team began applauding.
Travis reached out and took my hands when I came back, "Just relax and visualize the dart landing smack dab in the middle." Then, without warning, he kissed me. "That's for good luck."
Gathering my composure, I aimed and once again planged the dart off the board.
"Fuck."
I was so pissed for my final throw I put some unnecessary mojo on the thing and nailed the bull dead center. It was pure luck but everybody was so excited, even the opposing team. Travis took me in his arms and kissed me again, this time adding a little tongue. Ed stood and applauded.
"Let's go outside," he said taking me by the hand.
"But the game's not over."