Shopping for clothes was something Ed was never interested in. He encouraged me to dress sexy but when it came to picking out wardrobe he would last about 2 minutes, his eyes would glaze over and he'd go hunting around for the 'guy waiting around chair'. That was his name for it, the plushy chair or couch, coveted by men, that bought their mates precious shopping time.
But all of that changed with the advent of our new hobby. I was now a hotwife and not only was he putting me on display, suddenly he was interested in dressing me for other men. "You know, Mara," he said, "I'm a man and I know sexy on a woman."
I found his newfound interest in fashion hysterical but I couldn't complain, I finally had another girlfriend to go shopping with. Hehe.
I had always thought that part of the 'guy waiting around chair' allure was to be visually stimulated by other women shoppers but dressing me turned out, to Ed's surprise, to be more fun than that. I became the Barbie he never had but secretly wanted.
At first I would come out of the dressing room and over to the 'chairs' for his opinion and he'd give me a simple yes or no. That graduated to yes or no with a short critique and then finally I'd come out and he'd be going through the racks with suggestions for me to try on.
Now I'm not saying he always hit the mark but he was having fun and at the same time showing me off to the other 'chair' occupants with an idea as to what I'd look like with no clothes at all. It was written all over their faces. Ed loved when their casual interest turned to lust.
Then one day at the mall, Ed, always observant, got an idea. At the checkout, he asked the cashier if men ever pretended to be waiting for their significant other but really just wanted to watch or pickup pretty girls.
The cashier laughed a little and admitted that was sometimes the case. "You can't be sure so you can't just ask them to leave but you can guess when they're there too long. Sometimes their wife is shopping in a completely different store."
When we got out to the car Ed said, "Wanna have some fun, Mara?" Since it usually involved getting me laid I was always interested. After explaining his wacky plan we went back in the mall to another store, this one leaning more towards the lingerie side of things. "A better bet," he said. Despite my protest he insisted I bring the shopping bags back in, "Just go with me on this one. You'll see. Just fumble with the bags."
Once inside the store we split up, Ed heading for some mindless faux shopping in the front and I, awkwardly carrying too many bags around, walked passed the 'guy waiting around chairs'. There were about three guys, all heads going my direction.
When I got fairly close to them I dropped a couple of the bags. Two of them made a move to help me, one of them quicker than the other.
Scooping up the runaway bags, "Oh, here, let me help you. You've got your hands full."
"I think I should have made a car drop and come back in but I wasn't paying attention," I said.
"I'd be glad to help you out to your car with everything. I'm Chad by the way."
I fumbled around a little more. "Hi, I'm Mara. Gee, that would be great but I'm sure your wife wouldn't appreciate that."
"Oh, she wouldn't mind. She's somewhere else in the mall shopping. I just wait in this store because the chairs are comfortable. I'd be glad to help."
"Wow, thanks. I don't mean to monopolize your time but would you mind if I looked at a couple things before we go out to the car? I'll make it quick."
"No problem."
All too eager Bag Boy followed me as I headed for the lingerie section, stopping occasionally to touch something. Holding up some crotchless panties I said aloud to myself, "Mmmmm, these would get some serious attention."
"They sure would," he nervously laughed.
"Oh I'm sorry, I'm being rude. My god, what would your wife think?"
"She wouldn't mind."
I picked up a balls out bustier that had no other purpose than to get monster fucked in. Out of the corner of my eye I caught him studying my ass.
"It's very pretty," he said clumsily.
I held it up to my chest as his eyes got wide. "You mean the bustier?"
He audibly cleared his throat. "Well we better get to the car."
"Yes! Sorry for the delay. We're on your time and I'm wasting it."
"Oh, believe me, it's not wasted! Glad to help."
I gave Ed a quick nod as we passed him on the way out and he grinned. Just outside the store I stopped, exasperated. "I forgot I don't have the car. Ed dropped me off and went to the bar. I'm texting him (pretending to text) I'm ready but no response. I'm sorry. I can call a cab."
"Who's Ed?"
"That's my flakey husband."
I reached for the bags but he pulled away. "I can take you home," he announced.
"No, I can't ask you to do that. What about your wife?"
"I have a confession."
"What?"
"Well, don't be mad but my wife's not in the mall. She's out of town visiting her sister."
I teasingly scolded him. "Why you bad, bad boy. So you were trying to pick me up in a lingerie store?"
"Yes...but I didn't know you were married."
"Did you care?"
"To be honest, no," he admitted.
"So what did you plan on doing with me?"
"I wasn't sure. You were just so hot I had to try something and figure out the details later."
"So if I were to let you take me home what would you like to do with me?"
"I think you know the answer to that...except there's your husband."
"Well I have a confession too. My husband likes to watch other men fuck me."
"Oh, shit, you're kidding."
"Nope. And here's even better news. I'd love it if you'd drive me home."
With that information all he said was, "Wait here I'll get the car." I texted Ed that we were going to our house. 'He's cute and very into me. Cum home and watch me, baby.'
All the way to the house I kept my hand in his lap and at red lights I would lean over and kiss him on the cheek. He had already entered Mara happy land where no one leaves without a hard-on. When we pulled into the driveway Ed's car was already there. I was sure he'd melt into the background.
We'd taken no more than a step into the living room when Chad took my ass cheeks in hand and kissed me hard. "Somebody wants something I've got," I said. He slipped my sundress over my head and tossed it on a chair. "You've got an amazing body, Mara!" While I unbuttoned his shirt, "That's what guys tell me." I tossed his shirt on the same chair.
"How about we take this to the bedroom?" I suggested.
"What about your husband?"