This is my entry in the 2021 Nude Day Contest. Thank you for taking the time to read it.
I would like to thank Eva_Adams and Redhaired Wonder Woman for their invaluable editing and assistance.
Chapter 1:
I'm a baseball player. Alright, I was a baseball player.
I'm a shortstop. A pretty good one actually. The starting shortstop for a Division 1 school. I was known for my glove. I was a fucking Hoover in the field with nothing getting through, and a solid contact hitter. A .300 average every year and a tailor made number two hitter. Not quite enough speed to be leadoff and not enough power to hit three or four.
But, I was good enough to get drafted by the Dodgers and I made it up to Double AA ball playing for the Dodger minor league affiliate, the Tulsa Drillers in Tulsa, Oklahoma where I sat for a few years not going anywhere else within the organization.
And why would I? They had Corey Seager, an All-Star, a potential MVP at shortstop on the big club and he was barely 22.
Oh well.
But the nice thing was, all things considered, Tulsa was not a bad town. Not huge and urban, but not a tiny burg. A friendly city of around 400,000 with inexpensive housing and a lot of Baseball Annies.
I'm pretty sure you have all seen the movie "Bull Durham." Kevin Costner playing in Double AA minor league ball where many really hot female baseball fans want to fuck him and the other ballplayers.
Listen, here is the real deal: In a small town the biggest celebrities are the local TV news anchors, maybe a DJ or two, and anyone who plays any kind of pro sports that has fans. And 1,000s of beautiful, horny, single girls -- actually some not even single -- want to get you into a room, drop their panties and fuck you until your eyeballs bleed.
Local Baseball Annies were a sexual candy store.
For example, one day I was in the locker room with my uniform pants and jock around my ankles fucking a hot blonde with large tits and a sweet tasting, shaved pussy. She was screaming me on during the middle of a game when my manager caught me.
"What the fuck are you doing?! Oh, that is what you're doing. Never mind. I won't need you until the 8
th
inning anyway."
You get my point.
My days were filled with beautiful, hot chicks flashing me their tits from the stands or meeting me at my car after the game to take my hard cock into their mouths and give me the blowjob of a lifetime -- these girls knew how to suck a cock -- until I came in their mouth and they swallowed every drop.
Then there were the ones who would follow you home, cook you dinner and offer themselves as dessert. I made it a rule that if you were fucking me in my own house, you had to give me your ass.
Everyone one of them would drop to their knees, suck my hard cock to prime the pump, and then strip off all of their clothes, get on their hands and knees, spread their cheeks and beg me to fuck their tight ass.
Trust me, I always did. Enjoying how their ass squeezed around my cock as I pumped it in and out of their forbidden hole until I shot my gigantic load deep into their bowels sending them to Hell or at the least to their confession booth.
Most because you are a celebrity and they are horny, and some because they are hoping to snag a budding superstar, and ride them all the way to a fat Major League contract, get married and live in a big mansion one day.
The reason didn't matter to me, I was getting my cock sucked and getting laid a lot.
I mean, a lot!!!
My teammates and I started to have a daily wager on how many innings one of us could get a hot babe to sit in the stands topless or completely nude rooting us on. Ten bucks an inning.
Imagine around 5,000 people in the stands with five or six great looking, totally nude chicks hopping up and down with their tits bouncing yelling and screaming my name. I'd stand on the field watching and knowing that I'd be fucking a few of them later.
Now, on the other hand, affordable housing was essential since minor league teams don't pay shit, and they only pay during the season when you play. So that means minor league baseball players all have other jobs.
I was lucky. Our franchise was owned by the owner of our local Mercedes dealership, Burt Poel. A fourth generation Sooner, who had a chain of dealerships from Mercedes to Jeep, and Ford which sold the best selling pickup in the country, the Ford F-150.
As I said, I was lucky, Mr. Poel liked me -- I attracted fans to the game -- and gave me a job at his Ford dealerships selling F-150s. I sold a lot of them.
It wasn't difficult. I was the starting shortstop of the Drillers, a star in my own right, and the damn pickup truck sold itself. A decent living. I was never going to be a millionaire, but for a minor league shortstop in a small town I was doing OK.
As the 2
nd
season of being stuck in Double AA progressed I came to the conclusion that this was it. I was never going to make the majors, and spending my life in Tulsa, Oklahoma selling Fords to shitkickers and fucking fake blondes who then went to confession because they were fucking out of wedlock was not my destiny.
I decided to find a way out.
A friend turned me on to a Robert Allen "Nothing Down" real estate book and I gobbled it up like the gospel.
I decided to start buying houses, fixing them up, and flipping them following the Robert Allen plan.
I started saving everything I could from my Ford pickup sales commissions, and the great thing about Tulsa was the real estate prices were not major city expensive. They were affordable because a lot of good folks worked on a low hourly wage, they rented and didn't buy.
Following Robert Allen's book, I went searching for the worst house on the block in a good neighborhood. I finally found one, bought it for nearly nothing down -- also following Mr. Allen's guidance, and since I have always been handy and love carpentry, started to fix up the house.
It didn't take more than a few cases of beer and some great BBQ to get some of my buddies on the team to help, and before I knew it the piece of shit I had purchased for almost nothing down was ready for resale at a significant profit.
And it sold.
I took the profit, spent none of it, bought another house and repeated the process. And then I started to do that over and over and over.
I of course, kept playing ball and selling Ford pickups.
On a minor league baseball team there are three kinds of players. There are super hotshots, many who are high draft picks with fat contracts being groomed for the big leagues. Some teammates are former stars on the way down trying to squeeze out the last days of baseball they can before they hang up their cleats.
And then there are the rest of us like me. And our primary purpose is to play catch with the budding stars. That's it. Play catch in practice and in a game with the budding stars.
That was okay. I had moved on mentally from my baseball career and was all in on my real estate career. After a while, I had put enough in the bank that I had enough money to keep some of the houses and start renting them out for monthly income while I kept buying others to fix up and flip.
To my surprise, before I knew it I had a million in the bank, ten rental properties kicking off monthly income and the realization that my baseball career was over.
Chapter 2:
I had grown up in Los Angeles.
LA is a much bigger real estate market than Tulsa. Let's get real, in the USA the two most expensive real estate markets are New York City and Los Angeles. Even more than San Francisco and Chicago. Luxury homes in Los Angeles nowadays sell for $100 million dollars or more.
If I was going to find the worst house in a good neighborhood that I could afford it would be in the Valley, and cost somewhere around $700 thousand to $800 thousand, if luck was with me, in a neighborhood of $1.5 to $3 million dollar homes.
In Los Angeles, believe it or not, that is the cost of a regular, upper middle class home.
I had a grubstake in the bank and my rental units to give me a decent monthly income to live on. I decided to roll the dice and go for it.
After the season I retired, thanked Mr. Poel for his kindness -- he said a job was always waiting for me if I wanted it. Nice compliment. -- and moved back to LA to start looking.
I found my first opportunity out in the San Fernando Valley within the Latino community. Hardworking folks who in the American way were making a life for themselves and moving up in economic class.
I found a couple of houses, fixed them up nicely, and flipped them at a fair price to nice families giving them their first homes.
I kept going with that formula until I had enough capital to move into the wealthier neighborhoods. Studio City, Sherman Oaks, Toluca Lake, Los Feliz, West Hollywood, Holmbly Hills, Beverly Hills, Bel-Air, and the Westside.
For the first time in my life, I bought a place sight unseen in the Toluca Lake adjacent area.
What a fucking dump! What a fucking mistake.
What I was told was a rental housing complex of a single family house and a fourplex was yes, those structures, but a rat filled, mold and rot nightmare. I didn't know if I could afford to fix it or even if it was worth doing it so I called my real estate agent, Joe Dunlop, over at Dunlop Properties, who handled the deal for me.
"Joe, this is huge fucking dog. I need to get out of this. Can you do it?"
He couldn't, I understood so we talked about what to do moving forward to dump the property and flip it as is. I asked him to put his best on it and get rid of it for me, right now!
The motherfucker said no! Well, that ended that relationship. I called one of his primary competitors, Neil Stevens, the owner of Millennium Realty, who had been highly recommended. He recognized me, wanted my business and said, "We would like an opportunity to prove to you that we are the agents for you."