Flashing Pussies And Pricks Ch 01

Hoping for a reaction and for some sexual attention, women flash unsuspecting men their naked tits, pussies, and asses while men flash unsuspecting women their naked pricks.

When women flash any part of their underwear clad, semi-naked, or naked bodies to unsuspecting men, embolden, brazen, and free from the fear of arrest, they're deemed sexy. When women show all that men hope to see but shouldn't see, they're deemed hot. Suddenly, with them the center of erotic attention by flashing a little skin and/or their underwear, men sexually want them. By showing them a peek of their sexy and shapely bodies, men wish they could have sex with them. It's as simple as that.

When women flash any part of their underwear clad, semi-naked, or naked bodies, men always look, even police officers, especially police officers. As if they've never seen any part of a women's naked body before, men can't help themselves from looking, staring, ogling, and leering at all that women are showing. Obviously, men not only like what they're seeing but they can't get enough of seeing women in their underwear, semi-naked, or naked. Men can't get enough of seeing panties, bras, naked tits, pussies, and asses.

Shocking and sexually exciting but true, many women don't wear panties. I know. Right? I had no idea that so very many women don't wear panties.

A mixed bag, many men find panties sexy while others would rather see the flash of a naked pussy. Yet, women who don't wear panties find it sexy to deliberately flash their naked pussies to sexually tease men. A double standard, when men flash their naked cocks, they're thought to be perversely perverted, pathetically lonely and horny, and risk being arrested, charged with being lewd and lascivious and going to jail for public indecency. Not so with women. They can flash their naked pussies without fear or arrest.

Instead of thinking of exhibitionistic women as twisted, men think of them as sexually exciting. Seemingly, all men sexually enjoy seeing a woman's naked pussy while most women don't appreciate a man flashing his naked prick. Why is that? If women can flash their pussies, why can't men flash their cocks? That doesn't seem right. That doesn't seem fair. Cock for pussy is only fair.

# # #

"I couldn't believe that the woman, a good-looking broad, sitting across from me on the subway wasn't wearing panties," said Ralph to his friend, Charlie. "She sat with her shopping bag position between her knees and her knees parted enough for me to see her naked pussy. When she got off the train, I got off. I followed her and rode up the escalator behind her. With her wearing a short skirt, she continued giving me flashes of her naked ass and her naked pussy."

Charlie looked at his friend with sexual excitement.

"You're such a lucky bastard. A woman flashing herself never happens to me but, seemingly, that always happens to you," said Charlie. Charlie stared at his friend with jealousy. "Maybe, because you're so handsome, women deliberately flash you while hoping that you'll take the next sexual step."

# # #

"I couldn't believe it," said Gloria to her friend June. "The man lying on his towel across from me was naked, totally naked on a public beach. Obviously, either he thought it was a nude beach or he didn't care. Clearly, there was something wrong with him, a real pervert."

June looked at Gloria with shocked, sexual arousal.

"Tell me. I want to know. Was his cock flaccid or erect? Did he have a big dick," she asked with a sexually aroused laugh while feeling her breasts and fingering her nipples through her blouse and bra? "Did it make you horny seeing his naked dick?"

Gloria shrugged.

"You know me. I'm always horny," she said with a dirty laugh.

She looked at her friend with as much horniness as she looked at her with sexual arousal.

"His cock was average but more interesting than the size of his penis, without touching himself or stroking himself, he developed an erection. His cock grew bigger and stiffer all by itself," said Gloria while telling her friend all that happened. "Then, as if he was dreaming or sexually fantasizing about something, he started cumming. Huge gobs of cum exploded from his cock and landed all over his chest."

Gloria laughed while looking at June with sexual arousal.

"While imagining his big dick in my hand, in my mouth, and in my pussy, I couldn't take my eyes off of his prick ejaculating cum. He made me so horny."

June lifted her skirt and rubbed her clit through her panties while looking at her friend stunned.

"Gross. That's so gross," said June while continuing to masturbate herself through her panties. "I can't believe he developed an erection and ejaculated cum without even touching himself."

Gloria nodded her head in agreement with her friend.

"I know. I was so appalled watching him cum all over himself that after I masturbated myself and finished having a sexual orgasm, I put my bikini back on and searched the beach for a cop but I wasn't able to find one," she said.

# # #

For some inexplicable reason, there's a huge difference between women flashing men and men flashing women. When women flash unsuspecting men their naked asses, tits, and/or pussies, men will not only look but also, they'll stare and ogle all that they're seeing. When women flash unsuspecting men their panties in up-skirt peeks and/or their bras and cleavage in down-blouse views, they're expecting a positive, sexual reaction. Typically, it's their not so subtle way so showing that they're interest in having sex with the man.

Clearly wanting to take their flashing to the next level, they're expecting some light conversation before being kissed and making out with the man. When women flash men their naked asses, tits, and/or pussies, they're expecting the man to touch them, feel them, finger them, masturbate them, lick them, eat them, and fuck them. When a woman flashes a man, more than likely, she wants sex. She wants him to give her hot sex with multiple, sexual orgasms.

Yet, most men don't take the not so subtle hint of a woman flashing them as their go ahead to have sex with them. Instead, as if they're sexually retarded, they just stare. Perhaps, they're married, in a committed relationship, or they fear of being rejected. Perhaps, they think that the woman had flashed them accidentally and not deliberately.

Unfortunately, not so with men flashing women. Conversely, when men flash women their naked cocks, especially their erect, naked pricks, instead of looking, most women are embarrassed. Most women look away emotionally offended and sexually embarrassed. Most women feel sexually violated. Fearing that the man is about to take sexual advantage of them, molest them, force them, and/or rape them, they scream rape. Instead of stroking him, sucking him, and/or fucking him, they call the police.

"Help! Police! A man just flashed me his naked, erect prick," said a woman wearing a low-cut, virtually see through top without a bra and a very, short skirt without wearing panties underneath. "I'm mortified. I feel so violated. I'm so embarrassed seeing his erect, naked prick."

Go figure. What's good for the goose isn't good for the gander. I rest my case. What's okay for women is seldom okay for men. Conceivably, depending on the country, women can get away with walking the public streets virtually naked and a man would face arrest if his fly is down. How is that fair? How is that right? Unfortunately, we still live in a puritan society where the naked body is deemed dirty instead of sexy.

"That's not fair. That's not right. Sister Mary Elizabeth flashes her naked body and is whisked off on a private yacht or on a private plane. She's drinking champagne and having a good time while I stay here having to listen to the complaints from my elderly parishioners. Instead of given the royal treatment in the way that Sister Mary Elizabeth received, if I flash my erect, naked cock I'll arrested and put in jail," said Father Flannagan.

# # #

A recent, labor intensive and exhaustive survey that has taken me years to finish and one that I personally conducted of one-hundred-million men worldwide revealed my sexual conclusions. No surprise there, all men want to see up-skirt panty flashes and down-blouse cleavage and bra flashes. All men want to see women in their sexiest bras and panties. All men want to see women in the shortest, lowest cut, and most revealing nightgowns. All men want to see naked tits, naked asses, and naked pussies. All men want to see naked women.

"Bring on the strippers! Let's see some naked tits, asses, and pussies," said the man. "Yahoo!"

Two men sitting beside one another watched strippers dancing around a pole while undressing. After a few hours of drinking and watching strippers stripping, when the show was over, the man sitting next to the other man who was so vocal in what he wanted, introduced himself before asking him a question.

"My name is Mike. I'm a plumber," he said. "I fix clogged drains all day, every day. Watching strippers undress while having a couple of drinks helps me to relax," he said. "What do you do for a living?"

The other man reached inside his shirt and turned his collar around.

"I'm a priest," he said standing to leave. "Father Henry. Nice to meet you," he said offering the man his hand. "I'll see you around. Maybe, I'll see you at mass on Sunday. God bless you and peace be with you."

# # #

"Show me your tits," read a sign held up by a driver parked in front of the Catholic Convent of Most Holy Virgins.

Obediently obeying the sign as they do with all signs, religious, spiritual, and/or otherwise, the nuns lifted their habits and flashed the man their naked tits. With the lights blazing behind them, they all stood in front their windows with their habits bunched up and raised to their shoulders. Giving the man a better look of all that he asked to see, they pressed their naked breasts against the window. Then, as if they were giving him an X-rated topless show, the nuns felt, fondled, and groped one another's naked breasts while pulling, turning, and twisting their nipples.

"Stop that. Don't do that. How dare you? Lower your habits this instant," said Mother Theresa. "What's wrong with you? You're Sisters of the Catholic Convent of Most Holy Virgins. You should never flash any man, Father Frank, Bishop O'Malley, Cardinal Smith, and His Holiness, the Pope, your naked breasts. Now, get down on your knees and give me 100 Hail Mary's while begging the Lord God Almighty his forgiveness."

Then, when a crowd of Japanese tourists with cameras witnessed and photographed the nuns flashing their naked breasts, Father O'Brien flashed his naked cock to the Japanese women and was summarily arrested, charged, and jailed for indecent exposure.

# # #

Yet, conversely and interestingly enough, when surveying one-hundred-million women, the only women who wanted to see an exposed, erect, naked prick was Ania Lewiska, a 21-year-old woman from Poland. Not surprisingly, her lofty goal is to sleep with 100,000 men. Obviously, now there's a woman who not only loves seeing an erect, naked prick but also, who loves to stroke them, suck them, and fuck them, too.

"Good luck to you, Ania. I hope you reach your lofty goal of sleeping with 100,000 men."

Another woman who enjoys seeing a naked, erect cock or two, an understatement, is Gwyneth Montenegro, a much better-looking woman than Ania Lewiska, if I say so myself. She's a prostitute from New Zealand. An interesting tidbit about women from New Zealand, did you know that women from New Zealand have the most sexual partners? I bet you didn't know that. It's true.

Actually, what else is there to do in New Zealand other than to have sex? That puts new insight to the movie, Piano, shot in Auckland, New Zealand in 1993. If you're looking to get sexually lucky, instead of going to Las Vegas, perhaps, you should vacation in Auckland, New Zealand. You may get lucky and run into Gwyneth.

Actually, there are lots of things to do in New Zealand than just having sex. You could spend a night in a mountain hut, swim with dolphins, eat a Fergburger, go bungy jumping, or visit Milford Sound, the 8th wonder of the world. You could go hiking, take a jet boat ride, go winetasting at the vineyard, go whale watching, or take an epic, breathtaking drive through the mountains.

You could eat a meat pie or dine on fish and chips, ride the Queenstown luge, have a beach day, spot rare birds, visit Waiheke Island, stargaze, or go sea kayaking. You could explore the west coast, see geothermal wonders, dig your own hot tub, see glow worms in a cave, visit Hobbiton, watch a rugby match, or see ice glaciers up close. One would never get bored in New Zealand.

# # #

Yet, instead of traveling the country and seeing the sights, Gwyneth was content making money by having sex. She claimed to have slept with more than 10,000 men. I can't imagine any woman stroking, sucking, and fucking 10,000 cocks. Don't they ever get a headache? Aren't they ever too tired for sex? As long as the man can keep up with her, she'd make for one Hell of a wife.

"Honey. I'm horny. Blow me again, will you? I need to cum in your mouth and give you another cum bath," he said.

She smiled at her husband while stripping herself naked.

"Okay," said Gwyneth. "I'll gladly blow you and will allow you to cum in my mouth and all over my face but that will be a thousand-dollars."

He looked at her as if she was crazy.

"A thousand-dollars. I'm your husband. I'm not your customer. I'm married to you," he said holding up his ring finger.

Then, there's the world, record holder of having sex with the most men in one day. Lisa Sparks, an American lady, and I use the term lady loosely, claimed to have bedded 919 men in less than a 12-hour period. What? Nine-hundred-nineteen men in less than twelve hours? Seriously? Are you kidding me? How is that possible? How can she still get wet? She must go through a dozen bottles of lubrication.

She claims to have broken the previous record of having sex with 759 men in one day by having sex with 919 men in a twelve-hour period. Lisa, a porn actress, attended the World Gang Bang Championship in Poland in 2004. I didn't know there was such an event as the World Gang Bang Championship, did you? I didn't know that Poland hosted the World Gang Bang Championship, did you? I would have thought the that Amsterdam would have hosted the World Gang Bang Championship.

"Okay, that's time. I need three more men. You two get on either side of her while she alternates stroking and sucking your cock and you get between her legs, stick your cock in her cunt and start fucking her. Ready," asked the one of the official judges while the official scorekeeper added the names of three more men having gang bang sex with Lisa? "Go."

# # #

Her father, mother, husband, and children must all be so proud of her record breaking, sexual accomplishment. I wondered if she received a trophy or if having sex with 919 men was enough of a sexual reward. Obviously, she's another woman who is never too tired for sex. Seemingly, she never has a headache or isn't in the mood.

"Mommy has to go out for a little while. I have to go to Poland," said Lisa to her children. "I'll be back home in twelve hours," said Lisa.

I can't imagine the reaction when she told her mother, father, and/or her husband what she did.

"You what? You had sex with 919 men within a twelve-hour period," said her mother incredulously.

I imagined Lisa's mother looking at her daughter in shock. I imagine her looking at her with shame and embarrassment. No doubt, she wondered how she could have raised such a mentally twisted whore to have had sex with 919 men within twelve hours.

"Can you say gangbang, mega gangbang, multiple mega gangbangs?"

Forget going to Las Vegas to get laid, forget about going to Auckland, New Zealand for sex, perhaps the place to go is to Poland during their World Gang Bang Championship. Talk about a bukkake fest. The World Gang Bang Championship takes bukkake to an extreme level. The Japanese having nothing on us during our World Gang Bang Championship.

# # #

Yet, how could she possibly bed 919 men in less than 12-hours? C'mon, seriously? Really? Talk about carpal tunnel syndrome. Her hand, arm, mouth, and pussy must have been so very sore after having sex with 919 men.

"Doctor, for some odd reason my hand, arm, mouth, and pussy are so very sore," said Lisa to the emergency room physician.

The doctor examined her hand. He examined her arm. He examined her mouth. Then, he examined her pussy.

"Have you been doing anything strenuous lately to cause soreness in your hand, arm, mouth, and pussy," asked the doctor?

"Strenuous? No. Pleasurable? Yes. I occasionally love to stroke, suck, and fuck a random cock or two every now and again," said Lisa in a huge understatement.

Joey Chestnut, Nathan's hot dog eating champion, has nothing on Lisa. Granted, it took her 12-hours to his 15-minutes but she sucked nearly 13 times as many cocks as he ate hot dogs and hot dog buns.

# # #

Speaking of whores, there's the real whores that we all love, lust over, and admire. There's Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga, Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Little Kim, Poonam Pandey, Sherlyn Copra, Danielle Staub, Amber Smith, Nicole Narian, and Alexis Neiers. Oddly enough, hard to believe, but not surprisingly, no other women, other than the above listed women, want to see an exposed, erect, naked prick. Unless, of course, the cock flash came with a huge, multicarat diamond ring and a marriage proposal from a man who had a nine, ten, or an eleven-figure, bank balance.

"Yes, yes. I'll marry you. Of course, I'll marry you," said Crystal bedazzled more by the sparkle of the huge diamond ring on her finger and by his billion-dollar bank balance than by his exposed, erect, naked prick.

She stared down at her fiancée's best feature.

"If you want me to marry you, put that away before my mother and/or sisters see it," she said as if there was something wrong with him revealing himself in that way.

Obediently obeying her, he put his bank book away but left his cock sticking out of his pants while hoping that her mother and/or her sisters would see it.

To be continued...