I was strolling by the supermarket's food and dairy section when I caught sight of a woman lifting her skirt up her rear end, exposing her butt while leaning against the aisle. Her boyfriend (whom I got to realise that's what he was), stood a few feet behind and was taking snapshots with his phone camera. I was stunned by their audacity. I've heard of people doing weird, crazy shit like this in public places, but never thought I'd get to see one. Neither of them seemed to be aware of my presence until the woman looked over and saw me. She embarrassingly tried covering up herself, but too late. I'd already gotten myself an eyeful of her butt. She wasn't wearing any panties, but she had an amazing pair of legs.
"What's wrong, Lisa?" Her boyfriend asked before he turned toward where she was looking and saw me.
"Hi," I waved at them. I was smiling, but no way they could know that because of the face mask I had on. "Don't mind me, I was just enjoying the show."
I hadn't meant to intrude and I continued toward the other aisle to spare them further embarrassment. The boyfriend walked to the opposite end of the aisle then approached me from the other end. I saw him and stopped when I noticed him waving at me, both of us maintaining social distancing. I waved back at him. His voice sounded muffled when he spoke from behind his mask, but I heard him clearly.
"Hope you don't mind," he said, "but I'd like to ask you a favour."
"OK," I replied.
"How long is your shopping going to last?"
"Not much," I looked at the few items that were in my cart basket. "Need help with something?"
"If you won't mind," he said. His girlfriend came to join him. "Finish your shopping. We'll be outside waiting."
"Alright," I waved at them as they walked away from the aisle.
I continued with my shopping, pretending like nothing of the past couple of minutes had happened. It didn't take long for me to conclude my purchase at the check-out section. The couple was outside the supermarket's revolving doors waiting on me. They were having a discussion when the girlfriend saw me first and waved; the boyfriend seemed happy that I didn't waste any time.
"What's this help you want?" I asked.
We stood some distance away from other shoppers coming and exiting the place. The boyfriend drew closer to me while his woman stood back and made like she wasn't listening.
"I don't mean to shock you by this, but my girlfriend kinda likes you. We're an exhibitionist couple, but we always like having fun when we can. You get what I mean?"
He was talking fast, but I knew exactly what he meant alright. The question was what he wanted from me.