The summer was hot this year in the Northeast. But with our son home from college, our usual evening clothing optional lifestyle became clothing required. Not that that is a truly awful hardship. Clothing optional means we are just as likely to be naked as not, but no one really wants to hear about the non-naked times. That said, unless we were in the bedroom clothing was the rule. Sheila, our next-door neighbor was waiting for our son to return to school (although she loves him like a son, even helping him get an internship this summer.) after our naked time together with her. So, when we loaded his car as took off for college last week, his vehicle hadn't even turned off the road before Sheila was asking when our next nude romp would be (I wrote about our experience with Sheila in "Inviting the Neighbor.")
"God, are you ever not horny?" exclaimed Jen
"Hey, you have a living breathing hard cock, all I have are industrial grade mechanical devices." She looked over to me "Don't worry, I don't think of you as just a living, breathing hard cock." She paused "You are an excellent chef on the grill too." which provoked a playful swat on her arm from Jen and a bit of laughter before we head into our respective homes.
A few days later my wife and I got a text from Olivia. My wife has met Olivia in grad school and we all quickly became friends. She moved to Colorado where she started a successful business and traveled frequently, in fact she was on the road more than at home. She still took time to head to this area of the country to see family and friends and mentioned she would be in the area for a few days and she was taking some time off. We offered her spare room which she gladly accepted. Olivia was fun because she looked very proper and put together but could, on the turn of a dime, be telling the funniest stories and the dirtiest jokes. She was always up for an adventure or something different. Jen and I looked around for some sightseeing and possible activities. As both Jen and I are actually amateur chefs Olivia begged and pleaded for some homemade dishes she loved, and we gladly agreed. We also mentioned that Sheila might be by, and she was thrilled also as last time we stayed up until the dawn telling stories and singing songs from our college years around the pool.
Olivia arrived a few weeks later and we both arranged some time off to hang with her. When we greeted her at the door, she held her luggage and two bottles of wine "Just a starter" she said. As gathered her bag to the bedroom she asked if she could take a quick dip in the pool "That plane was hot, and cramped, and I just need to cool off." She quickly changed into her swimsuit and plunged in, swam a lap or two and climbed out. "Much better." she said
"You bitch" said Jen smiling "Do you ever not look amazing?"
Olivia had won the genetic lottery in that everything looked good on her, including an all white swimsuit, but to Jen's comment Olivia just waved her hand "Clean living and pure thoughts always. Now can I get a glass of wine and joint, and we can catch up? My god, good service is so hard to find these days!"
I noted that I needed to step out to get groceries for cooking, but Olivia took out her phone. "No please guys, I super appreciate you cooking but I need to buy these. I so needed a break, and the room and company are just so nice, I cannot have you buy me everything also. I really truly insist." Thus, she had a popular company do some food and wine shopping. "Oh, tip is not included, let me see" she quickly did the math and mentioned, "you know one time I had a meal delivered and forgot to add the tip on and had no money, so I flashed the delivery guy my tits. He took one look and said, "Nice rack, but I am totally gay." So, I dropped the shirt back down and searched all over the hotel room for a ten spot I might have put anywhere and found one tucked in to my suitcase, I gave the guy his tip while he laughed. Needless to say, When I am in Cleveland I just stay and use the hotel restaurant."
"Damn how come this never happens to me."
"You see my tits all the time" remarked Jen.
"True, but you know, the more the merrier.
Jen clutched her shirt "It could be less if you keep it up" she joked
"Honestly you two are too much," laughed Olivia. With the food ordered we felt confident to spark up a J and have some wine.
As the afternoon went on, Sheila showed up and we all went into the kitchen to prep for dinner. Olivia was thrilled to eat a home cooked dinner and the joint probably helped our appetites. As there have been threats of all sorts of mosquito born illness around, we decided to stay in for the evening eschewing the air conditioning to just leaving the screens in the window and enjoyed the late summer air.
"We should play some games" Jen said
"Oh" said Olivia "What was that game we used to play in college, it was um, Setback!"
Consensus was quickly reached, and cards were dealt. "Teams or cutthroat" asked Sheila?
"Oh fuck" said Olivia "let's go cut throat" which as vicious as it sounds just means individual instead of teams.
"Let me refill the wine ladies" I said and brought back a chilled white and bottle of red and filled up glasses. We played after that, and Sheila turned out to be a wizard at this game. After three games of being beaten we all agreed it was time for a new game.
"Honey get the poker chips from the closet we can play poker or "21". Jen said
Sheila, who was a little drunk said "Fuck chips, let's play strip poker" she nodded over at me "He loves being naked anyway."
Olivia raised an eyebrow "What?"
Before Jen and I could object Sheila started in "He loves to be naked and especially around clothed women. These two are naked a lot."
Olivia looked at us bemused "Really?"
Jen sighed "Thanks so much Sheila, yes that is true, we live a clothing optional lifestyle when alone, but we do enjoy clothed female, naked male or CFNM play. However, we both like the idea of full nudity, so there you go."
Olivia raised an eyebrow again. "Hmmm, after all these years you guys have been hiding this?" she smiled "Oh hell, I'm game, it's been a long, lonely road trip, I wouldn't mind seeing a little male flesh!"
"Well," said Sheila, "You know he could win, and it would just be a lot of titties around here."
"True "Said Olivia "But why not."
"There is a problem" I ventured "Believe it or not, Jen and I have never played strip poker. Strip war, Strip blackjack, Strip Uno, Strip Monopoly.