Chapter 7: Going Down Below
Katrina chuckled as she saw Beld dropping down his sword and shield as if they were useless garbage.
"You know, you ought to treat your weapons with respect," the nude redhead said, gently patting her sword, "otherwise, they may repay you in kind in the worst moment."
"My only weapon is this bad boy," Beld proudly showed his dagger, "simple, deadly, and very personal. Very fast, too."
The little elf took a step forward and put the blade forward, in a mere second his dagger was touching the redhead's nipple. In the next second, she made him put it away by igniting her boobs with a loud spark.
"Not fast enough, however," Katrina wagged a finger.
The two were about to head out, but the shortie said he still had one thing left to do. With these words, he knocked into the local captain's watchpost and went on with nonsensical formal phrases. Before that, Katrina caught an odd move on Beld's part: he took a jar filled with something gray from his waist and covered his hand with it. The sticky good engulfed the skin and, in a blink of an eye, the hand disappeared! The captain let Beld in, and the latter started talking to him about something unimportant while moving his invisible hand through the table. He reached for the quill, carefully touched it, making it disappear as well, and wrote something in the journal. After a minute, Beld exited the watchpost with a winner's smile.
"I still kinda had to take part in the training session, but I decided not to," the elf let out a laugh and washed the goo off his hand, making it visible again, "so I had to... Uh, excuse myself."
"How did you do that?" Katrina pointed at his arm.
"Oh, this? Our local potion sellers have mastered an invisibility potion some time ago. It's expensive as hell, though, and very hard to make."
"This might be useful," Katrina judged, "well, I suppose we're free to go?"
"You bet we are, cupcake!"
The short elf took a couple of minutes to change his watchman uniform to his regular dark clothes and a hood, which made him look like a thief. As they exited the training camp, Beld told the redhead where they were going. He was about to show her the other side of Zardiw, the one where all the poor dwelled, such as the older residential district and the slums. This area was the result and a grim reminder of "the four wars", a dark period of chaos and senseless violence that engulfed the entire Tholcing Kingdom and its neighbors about twenty years ago. The mayor was about to get rid of these places and renovate them street by street, but the mage craze took a toll on these plans and practically locked the people living there out of a better future. Katrina furrowed her brow as she heard the tale, details like this truly made her remember why it was so important to restore order in Zardiw.
The first place they walked by was the solar church, where its followers, sunwielders clad in long, white robes, worshipped their sun as a gifter of life. The church was different from the typical human ones: it didn't have a roof, allowing the sun to freely shine over the hall, and was surrounded by massive stones the cize of houses with ancient runes and writings carved on them. It reminded Katrina of altars of the old gods one would expect to see in the lands of western tribes. Yet, here it was all very civil as if a mixture of the old and new ways of faith. She saw nice-looking elves form a circle near the stones and start doing various stretches, reminding the redhead of her own exercises.
"Sun salutations," Beld said with a bit of skepticism, "our faithful folks consider this stretching a nice way to interact with the sun. It's an important part of the religious rituals here. Some think it's weird, but I love it. Just look at all this beauty!"
Beld pointed at several young elven women changing poses under the sunrays. They occasionally lifted their butts up into the air, made quick moves that highlighted their breasts, or simply took poses that looked very suggestive. No wonder this church gathered many followers.
"I usually come here at the time of a morning salutation to spectate," the shortie grinned.
"You're disgusting," Katrina scolded him.
Yet, the knight couldn't help but visualize Sophia doing these exact poses, only completely naked. With her cheeks all rosy from embarrassment, her boobs bouncing with each move, and all that. The mere thought of this made Katrina smile at her companion's sheer cuteness. She was ought to ask her priestess to do these salutations together.