I had come home too early, the strict instructions were be out until 9:30. Well I arrived home around 9:30 ... ish. And when I walked in shrieks all around.
'I told you to stay out' said my annoyed wife.
'Well' I said, 'it is my house as well and it is nearly 9:30.'
Not impressed. And neither were the half dozen of her friends some of whom were still wearing the lingerie from the 'sexy gear' party they were having.
'Oh come on,' I said, 'it's just a human body - no big deal , I'll just go into the bedroom and watch TV.'
'Oh no you won't that's our change room' said my wife.
'Oh well I'll try not to look' I said laughing.
Truth was I didn't really find the outfits all that exciting, seeing some of the bigger legs and bums fitting into suspenders and garters wasn't really my idea of sexy - give me a nice butt in a short skirt any day.
Maybe it was my attitude that got me into more trouble.
Or maybe it was one of the ladies saying to my wife, 'he's seen us so you should show us him.'
My wife actually looked quite pissed off, coming right up close and in a hissed whisper saying 'I told you to stay out' and turning her back.
But, only for a few seconds, as she obviously thought about it.
'Right mister you deserve to be part of the show - get over here.'
'Woo hoo' said her friends and one said here maybe you could use this, handing her a leather paddle that was obviously part of the product on display.
I stood still for a moment, not too sure whether to walk away or play along.
I wanted to play along but I also had this nagging feeling that doing so would be giving up a big slab of my authority. My wife took my hesitation as a no and said much louder 'get over here or you'll be getting nothing for a month.'
'Hmph' I said, 'you'd be the one who was missing out.'
Strangely that didn't pacify her ... she took a couple of steps back over and grabbed my arm dragging me over to the couch.
'Right you asked for it' she said, 'you always say you want my butt exposed to other people, you always say you want to spank me in front of someone else – well now it's time for you to see if you like it first.'
Funny how you focus on a little bit of what someone says – 'first' – stuck in my head, aha I thought I might get my wish with her soon!
But that thought only went for a second, suddenly I was feeling a mix of butterflies, excitement and almost a little sick. Is she really going to do this? I had dreamed about being exposed in front of other women but now that the possibility was here I could almost feel my penis shrinking with nervousness.
'What do you think girls, over the knee or my favourite up against the wall' she said.
'both', most said - almost in unison.
'Hmmm I think we need to start by the wall, get in position' she barked at me.
That was a bit of a revealing direction and a few friends clearly realised this wasn't the first time I was going to be in this position. Up against the wall I went, hands on the wall above my head bum sticking out.