Episode #2 – Exhibiting Exhibitionism and the Glorified Glory Hole
Starring: Ana Douglass
and
U.M.A. UQL=42
Introducing: Essi GES-786
Scarpina
Bastet
Location: Biscaydes in dimension GES-786
Producer: Essi GES-786
Uma awoke Ana from the couch, luring her from sleep using a giant mug of French roast and a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich between Texas toast. Ana peeled her eyes open and blearily inspected the breakfast. There was even five little hash brown rounds and some hot sauce on the sandwich.
"Is that a Big N' Toasted with hash browns and Louisiana hot sauce?" Ana asked.
"It is," Uma replied.
"How is it here? How is it anywhere? I thought that was discontinued," Ana said. "Am I still dreaming?"
"It's here because I brought it to you. It exists because I made it for you. It was only discontinued in some locations. You are not still dreaming," Uma rattled off the answers without a hint of annoyance.
"Awesome!" Ana sat up on the couch they'd slept on together and took a monster bite of the breakfast sandwich and an equally voracious gulp of the hot coffee. "What are we doing today?" she asked around the unchewed food in her mouth.
"We're shifting dimensions to GES-786," Uma said, sitting cross-legged on the coffee table next to Ana's breakfast. "After you eat, of course."
"You're quite the snack yourself, you know that?" Ana asked, losing interest in the food when she noticed Uma's nude form.
"Thank you," Uma responded. "I'm your snack, but you might not want to eat me right now since you're going to be on a dating show today."
"I thought I was already doing a show. Isn't a show within a show like a hat on a hat?"
"Or it's like Shakespeare," Uma said. "GES-786 enjoys live theater far more than television. The humans there unlocked inter-dimensional travel quickly, watched decades worth of inter-dimensional television and movies, and when they were sick of it all, they began only attending live performances. One of their favorites is a dating game show called
Wall of Date
."
"Wait, so
Wall of Date
isn't a TV show, but my appearance on it will be televised on
Purple Infinity
?"
"Correct. Think of it as being filmed doing GES-786 performance art."
"That's so cool and kinda classy." Ana took another monster bite.
"Cool, yes. Classy, not really," Uma said. "The premise of
Wall of Date
combines our dimension's television show
The Dating Game
with glory hole porn, which is popular across many dimensions, not just ours."
"I'm sorry, what? How?"
"You'll see when you get there, but I assure you, no dirty men's bathroom is involved. Simply an adequately sized hole in a clean partition," Uma explained. "Is any of this going to be a problem."
"I don't know, maybe? Which side of the glory hole am I on?"
"Both, the hole goes both ways if you so choose."
"And on the other side would be...?"
"People you would date and find attractive based on your extensive personality profile, wants and desires matrix, and romance compatibility algorithm."
"Wow, yeah, okay, I guess this could be fun."
"Great! I'll go get your bikini."
Ana was going to ask why she would need a bikini for a dating show, but her answer came before Uma returned. The view screen they'd watched the movie on the night before activated and a short informational video about Biscaydes played. From what Ana could tell, the beach resort known as Biscaydes in dimension GES-786 was a lot like a Caribbean resort built around a dimensional gateway. It beat the hell out of the last episode where she had to stumble down a tube filled with metal hornets. She finished eating and headed to the onboard spa to get camera and stage ready.
An hour later, Ana was fully bathed, buffed, adorned, and ready to step in front of an audience of inter-dimensional entertainment connoisseurs. Uma provided a beautiful, sparkling gold thong bikini with matching sunglasses and sandals.
"Where's yours?" Ana asked while slipping into the skimpy outfit that fit her like utter perfection. She slid the sunglasses up through her blond hair to sit on her head rather than wear them. She didn't usually wear sunglasses—an oddity for a Las Vegas resident.
"I was going to stay on the ship," Uma said. "I am not listed as required on this episode."
"Nope, I need you as a friend, a guide, and an emotional support guru," Ana said. "Suit up, sweetie, we're going beaching."
"I am wherever you need me to be, Ana," Uma said, a genuine smile playing across her lips.
"I'm going to need you pretty much by my side constantly." Ana gave her a quick kiss on the mouth and a swat on the ass. "That's an 'until further notice' sort of situation too."
Uma giddily selected a shiny, mint green one piece with cutout sides that flattered her ample curves in style and color. Again, Ana struggled not to take Uma somewhere private and spend hours doing every naughty thing she could think of until the deepening shade of purple in her own skin subsided.
Getting used to being purple was one thing—realizing her horniness levels corresponded to how vibrant the purple got was a little mind boggling. She'd realized it after her particularly earth-shattering orgasm with Uma the night before had left her a pale lavender, but she woke up a deep violet color with an enormous erection.
Ana and Uma stepped off the ship, hand in hand, walking down the disembarking stairs toward a skeptical audience of what would have seemed like normal humans if they weren't bright shades of primary colors, purple being the most common. They studied Ana and gave half-hearted applause when she strutted down the corridor created by waist-high concert barricades.
"What's with all the skin tones?" Ana leaned over to whisper to Uma.
"Faenai are popular visitors here," Uma explained. "These humans under the influence of mood patches, like you are."
"A lot of horny purples here," Ana said.
"It's the audience for a show about sticking genitals through a hole," Uma reminded her. "This seems about right."
A tall, willowy, beautiful figure floated down the ramp toward them when they reached the stage. Unlike the Essi from Ana's home dimension, the Essi of GES-786 had her floating hair tendrils in fiery waves that swirled around her entire upper body like a pyrotechnic show under water. She barely noticed the arrival of the
Purple Infinity
star and with her voluptuous robot BFF.
"Um...hi, Essi," Ana said.
"Essi GES-786," Uma reminded her.
"Your fuck-bot is correct," Essi GES-786 said. "I'm not your producer or friend. I'm simply returning a favor that I owe your Essi."