Excuse Me Maam

Excuse Me Ma'am

The traffic was pretty bad and I was annoyed and angry by the time I got to the store. I only needed a new lamp for my den and maybe some new towels for my bathroom, if I saw some I liked, and I was feeling pretty tense about having to waste my day off by going shopping.

As I was walking to the front door I saw a very attractive older lady with a nice figure opening the door to her big white SUV only about twenty feet away so I figured 'what the heck' and went on over to her and said 'hello'.

"Oh, hello." she replied cheerfully. "Wonderful day isn't it?"

"Yes, Ma'am." I agreed as I stepped up and shook her hand. "I'm so sorry to interrupt you but I was wondering if you could possibly spare a few moments."

"Oh, I suppose so." she replied with a smile. "You seem nice."

"Thank you." I replied already feeling relieved that she seemed to be in a receptive mood. "It's just that my girlfriend is out of town and won't be back for another week, and things at work have been very stressful, and I just finished moving to town, and..."

"Oh, you poor dear." she said sympathetically. "I understand. A young fellow like yourself, you must be feeling very... ummm... frustrated. How can I help you? Would you like to..." she said pointing down at the area of her crotch.

"Well, actually" I said blushing and feeling embarrassed. "I was wondering if... well I... I would kind of like to..." I leaned my head a little to the side and looked down behind her and she caught on almost immediately.

"Oh... back door." she exclaimed brightly after a brief moment of confusion. "Certainly. Certainly." she said as she set her purchases on the drivers seat and then reached back behind her to lift up her skirt.

I watched as her very shapely derriere came into view covered in a pair of sheer pink panties. Then, as she reached up and began to lower them down her long sexy legs, I marveled at the deliciousness of her ass crack and knew that I had chosen well.

"I haven't had a cock back there in a while though." she said as the panties reached her feet and she lifted each foot in turn to remove them and place them on the front seat of the car next to her bags. "I may be a little rusty and tight. Is that okay with you?" she asked as she leaned forward into the car and spread her feet.

"No problem." I said as I stepped up behind her and began to lower my zipper. "I don't mind tight. Tight is good."

As I pressed the head of my already engorged cock to the top of her butt crack and began to slowly move it around trying to be polite by working out a little precum to use as lube she chuckled softly.

"I guess that was a stupid question." she said. "When it comes to female genitalia, tighter is always better, isn't it? Especially for a strong young man like yourself."

"Yes, Ma'am" I said as I tried to scoop up the precum that had formed at the end of my penis, and, holding her ass cheek apart with one hand, began to rub my cockhead all around over her lovely little brown butthole with my other hand.

"I sure do appreciate this, Ma'am." I said. Then, careful not to go too fast, I began to slowly and gently probe her anus trying to painlessly work my cockhead inside. "I wouldn't ask except that my girlfriend is out of town, and my new job has really been keeping me busy, and I haven't had the time to... well... to..."

"Masturbate?" the kneeling lady said sensing my embarrassment and finishing my sentence for me as my cockhead slowly slipped past the tight elastic ring of her sphincter; causing her to grunt softly, and making me feel guilty about hurting this nice lady who was being so polite and courteous to me.

"Yes, 'masturbate'." I said embarrassed at my own embarrassment at having to admit to a stranger that I sometimes gratified myself. Of course I masturbated; all guys jacked off, didn't they?

"Th... th... that's okay." she continued bracing herself against the seat with her hands as I began a slow back and forth in her butt. "I understand perfectly. Glad to help out."

Then, as I began to get into a slow rhythm, I closed my eyes and savored the exquisite feel of a pretty woman's tight butt squeezing my swollen cock. It had been almost two weeks since I had last had sex and I needed relief so badly that I figured it wouldn't be long before we were done.

Considering the level of pleasure that I was experiencing at the moment I had no trouble tuning out the sound of the other people milling around in the parking lot as they went about their shopping.

As I expected, it didn't take very long before I could feel my balls churning and my scrotum tightening. I could feel the hot lava of my cum trying to push it's way up my shaft and I tried hard to relax and prolong my pleasure but it was no use. I was just too horny. So only a few short minutes after we had begun it was almost over.

Then, just as I reached the point of no return, the nice lady pushed back and buried my cock in her ass. As I exploded inside of her rectum, I could feel her tight anal contractions as she thoughtfully squeezed herself for me.

I think we were both grunting rather loudly at that point: me; because of the sheer pleasure, and her; because of the stretching of her insides as my cockhead swelled to it's maximum girth. But even through the haze of intense pleasure I could hear some knowing chuckles from the couples around us in the parking lot who had looked over to see what the commotion was. I even heard heard one smart ass guy in the distance say "Give it to her, buddy. Give it to her good." which I thought was a little too crude considering how nice and cooperative the woman was being of her own free will. It wasn't nice to demean and humiliate women in that way by talking about them as though they were nothing more than sex objects. I genuinely appreciated the time and effort that this lady was graciously giving me in order to try and help me out in this way.

She waited patiently as I rode out my orgasm and squirted my sperm up inside of her ass, and then, when I finally stopped moving, she also stopped squeezing my cock with her butt knowing how overly sensitive my cock head would be at that point. But she continued leaning forward with her arms straight, her hands on the seat cushion, and her legs spread for me until I finally withdrew my penis from her butt.

She was a little stiff as she stood up then and began to put her panties back on. And I thanked her over and over again as I pulled my own pants back up over my now shrunken manhood.

"Think nothing of it, dear." she said as she looked around to find her keys. "I enjoyed it. In fact, when I get home I think I am going to have to call my husband and see if he can come home from the office for a while. All of this has made me feel pretty randy, and I think I could go for some serious loving right about now."

"Yes, Ma'am" I said gratefully. " I sure do appreciate your patience. And just in case your husband is too busy to come home right now there is a nice little bar and grill just down the street where a bunch of my buddies from work like to hang out sometimes. I'm sure they would be happy to service you if you can't find anyone else."

"Well, thank you, kind stranger." she said with a smile as she leaned over to kiss me goodbye on my cheek. "But if my husband is too busy I know a few other men and boys in the neighborhood who will be happy to help me out. Bye, bye, now." she said over her shoulder as she got in her car. "I hope the rest of your day goes better."

"Bye, bye. And thanks again." I said with a wave and a smile as she closed the door, turned on the engine, and then began to back out of her parking space.

As she drove out of sight she turned, gave me one last smile, and blew me a kiss.

My rest of my day did, in fact, go much better

As Audrey drove home she kept thinking about the young man in the parking lot at the store. He had been fairly well hung and now Audrey's posterior was a little sore, plus it was now wet with his semen and she was beginning to get chapped back there as she drove.

She was glad when she arrived home and gratefully closed the garage door behind her and took her packages inside. As she put them on the kitchen counter she kept thinking about what the young man had said about a bunch of his friends at the bar and grill that would be happy to service her. Her sex life had been getting pretty dull lately and she was tempted. She had really enjoyed the young man's enthusiasm for her body and it had made her wet, not just in back, but also in front. And she needed to do something to relieve the pressure.

She thought about making a few calls to some guys she knew, some of whom were friends of her husband. She was pretty sure that they would be happy to help if they weren't too busy, but Audrey didn't really feel like waiting so she just took off all of her clothes right there in the kitchen, and, leaving them in a heap on the floor, she strolled naked out back to their pool.

Outside, Audrey picked up her favorite lounge chair and pulled it into the shade of an overhanging tree. Then she leaned back on it and stuck one hand down between her legs and scooped up as much of the stranger's sperm as she could find, and using it as a redundant lube, she smeared it all around her pussy and her clitoris. The effect was powerful. That guy in the parking lot had really awakened some dormant feelings and as her fingers knowingly stroked all of her sweet spots her lust was so strong that she felt like a hungry cat on the prowl, she felt like a... cougar.

"Hey, Mrs. Evans, what cha doin?"

Audrey shuddered at the sound coming from the top of the fence. It was Kevin--the neighborhood menace. And he couldn't have come at a worse time.

"I'm masturbating, Kevin. What does it look like I am doing? Go away. Don't you have school today?"

"Nah. The teachers are having a teacher's conference today and we all got a day off."

Audrey gritted her teeth and tried to keep her patience as she heard the little brat climb down from the fence and into her back yard. He had always been annoying but now that he was 18 he was an even bigger neighborhood nuisance.

"Is it okay if I watch, Mrs. Evans?" he asked as he approached the lounge chair in which she was laying. Audrey had one hand buried deep in her vagina and the other was caressing her big pendulous breasts and she was in no mood for this.

"Okay, Kevin. You can watch. But be quiet, please. You're breaking my concentration."

Audrey closed her eyes and tried to focus on the erotic thoughts that the young man in the parking lot had stirred up in her as she continued to rub and fondle herself. Thankfully, she was so horny at the moment that she was even able to tune out the sound of Kevin as he dragged a pool chair over to the far end of her chaise so he would have a good view as she pleasured herself.

"Is it okay if I jack off too, Mrs. Evans?" he asked irritating her yet again.

"Yes, Kevin." Audrey replied as she began to lose her temper. "Jack off if you want to. I don't give a damn. But will you PLEASE be quiet. I am very horny and I need some release."

"Yes, Ma'am. I'll be quiet. Sorry." he said as she heard him pulling down his zipper.

Finally everything was quiet and Audrey could go back to her erotic zone. She began really getting into it and she quickly became so turned on that even the sound of Kevin's meat slapping around as he masturbated along with her actually added fuel to her fired imagination. Then, just as she felt her climax beginning to boil up from the depths of her soul, the little bastard spoke again. He just had to go and say something and ruin the moment for her.

"Gee. You sure have nice tits, Mrs. Evans. You know, sometimes when my Mom masturbates she uses a cucumber from the kitchen. Maybe you should..."

Audrey could feel something inside of her snap. That little fuckhead! She sat up pointing her finger at the boy and opened her eyes for the first time since the little brat had entered her yard; but just as she opened her mouth to yell at him she stopped frozen in her tracks.

"Oh... my... God!" she thought to herself as she sat and stared at the boy. "How in the Hell did he...?"

He saw her staring at his cock and spoke up. "You likee, Mrs. Evans? My Mom says its the biggest she has ever seen in person. It's even bigger than my Dad's. I know because we did a side by side comparison."

Audrey could not believe her eyes. He was massive. The swollen mushroom head of it was... enormous.

"You wanna fuck, Mrs. Evans." the boy suddenly said as he stood up and stepped up to the end of her lounge chair. "Don't worry, Mrs. Evans, you're gonna like it. My Mom and my older sister have taught me a lot of stuff in the last year or so."

Audrey's mouth was still agape as the "boy" suddenly pulled her legs apart and crawled forward between them.

"I... I... I... I... Ahhhhhhhh, oooooooo, OH, MY!" she said as the boy suddenly thrust his cock up inside of her.

"Spread your legs, bitch. You're gonna love this." he said and began to thrust himself deeper and deeper in and out of her soggy love channel.

"OH!... OH!... OH!... MY!... GOD!..." Audrey chanted in time to his thrusts. She had never felt so full down there before. She wasn't just full -- she was as stuffed as a turkey on Thanksgiving. Then, without any willful decision on her part, her hips had caught on fire and were thrusting back of their own accord as though she had lost complete control over her own body and it was now acting on instinct only.

Over and over Kevin drove into the neighbor lady he had secretly yearned to have sex with for years and years. Audrey had no idea how he had yearned for her: for her body, for her sex. He had not wanted to approach her prior to this because he had not wanted to embarrass himself. But now that he was... "more mature" he knew he was ready. He had been waiting for this day all of his life and he was going to make the most of it.

Audrey climaxed around his thrusting member over and over and over again. He was so powerful. He was a force to be reckoned with. Audrey felt like a bride on her wedding night introducing herself to all of the male members of the family. That had been the best gang bang of her life and it was a frequent recollection whenever she masturbated. But this was right up there and was clearly one of the best fucks of her life. This kid was a sexual savant and he was fucking the living shit out her. She never wanted it to end.

But all good things must end. And end it did when Kevin finally stopped with his huge tool shoved up as far inside of his neighbor lady as he could push it, which was pretty damned far, and then squirted his seed into her pussy. He came so much and so hard that Audrey thought he was giving her a sperm douche.

Afterwards, when all of the contractions and all of the spasms had subsided, Audrey clung to him like a life raft in the middle of the Pacific. She didn't want to let him go. Somehow the little devil of a neighbor boy had become a BIG devil of a neighbor boy. She wanted to own him. She wanted him to be her own personal satyr. She wanted to fuck him till the cows came home... and she didn't own any cows.

Finally the boy gathered his senses enough to push himself up on his arms and look down at his conquest. "How was that, Mrs. Evans?" he asked mischievously.

"Please, call me Audrey." she replied.