"Erica, you're missing the weekly divisional meeting! Jim sent me to get you."
"Oh, holy crap..."
Fresh from my erotica stupor I got up from my desk to make what was left of the meeting when Dee said, "Oh no, Erica, the mini skirt!!!" Like I was strapped to plutonium.
All of a sudden my resourceful secretary whipped off her skirt, "Quick! Take off the mini and trade me."
"Oh, Dee, I knew you liked me but to come on to me like this," I said teasing her.
"Very funny." She zipped me up in the back and I ran for the door only to stop and lean back in, "You do have great legs," and took off.
Every last guy at the meeting was visibly disappointed that I'd ditched the mini skirt. On the other hand when I came back to my office there were no less than 4 guys surrounding Dee's desk, schmoozing and laughing. When she could see me I mouthed the words, "Do you need help?"
"Lunch," she mouthed.
I approached her desk, "Alright you sharks, the gorgeous Dee and I are going to leave you to circle the pool elsewhere."
As we left for lunch, they couldn't take their eyes off of her rear end, the mini enhancing the already magnificent. Walking from the car to the deli wasn't much different. Dee's natural assets and my skirt were a big hit with passersby. One bold guy ran up to her with his business card, "Call me," and ran off.
"I think I've had enough attention for one day," she said.
"Yes, you have but," I cautioned her, "isn't it kinda fun? Are you sure you want to go back from screaming hottie to regular hottie? And you might get an erotic storyline out of this."
She laughed. "I see what you're up to. Okay, I'll wear it the rest of the day but promise me you won't ever show up to work with a mini skirt again. I'm only saving you this once."
"Thanks, Dee, you're the best."
"I'm a dope but you seem at loose ends."
"I know. My head is so far into this erotic storytelling all I think of is writing more."
"Sounds like you need to get laid. Where's your husband in all this?"
"He's around but he's so, I don't know, he's too polite. Sometimes I want to be that dirty girl, Ashley, my mind dreams up. I'll send you the second part this afternoon after I let Jim read it."
Dee shook her head, "I still can't believe you have that agreement. Eventually he's going to bust a spring and want some of that dirty girl in his office."
"I know, that's what we're trying to avoid."
"That's what you're trying to avoid, but I guarantee he's jerking off at the thought of taking you. And you're writing more to reinforce his dirty girl image of you."
"Lately I've been worried that..."
"That what?"
"That I'm really Ashley."
"Erica, part of you is Ashley. They're fantasies but they're your fantasies."
"Yes, I know. But she's so willing to experiment and I'm on the shy side, not to mention married!"
"I'll bet," she said, "if given the right opportunity you'd take advantage of it. I wouldn't worry about your character, I'd be excited. Have fun with her. I'm looking forward to reading the next part."
"C'mon, Dee, tell me a fantasy of yours. I promise to keep it secret."
"Ahhhhhhh..."
"C'mon, all we talk about is me. What's a fantasy of yours?"
"Well, you've taken the oath so here goes. I've fantasized about being gangbanged."
"Wow, really?"
"Really."
"Wow."
"Okay, stop saying that. You mean you've never fantasized about that before?"
"How many guys?"
"A minimum of four."
"Wow."
"Stop saying that."
Back at the office we went to our separate domain. When I looked out about 20 minutes later Dee was surrounded by the same four mini skirt aficionados from earlier.
I texted her, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
She looked down at her phone and burst out laughing. 'Got the minimum!' she texted back.
***
I had sent more of my story to Jim per our disarmament arrangement but there was an hour left in the work day and I'd heard nothing. I chalked it up to my mini skirt mistake and the meeting I nearly missed but still, he would have read it the night before.
Then, as I anticipated his reaction he stuck his head in the door. "Could I see you in my office, Erica?"
Ushering me in I was spooked immediately by his locking the door behind us. He'd never done that before and I wondered why this time? Was he so crazed by my story he'd decided to consummate our fictional relationship?
"I read your story last night and couldn't get to sleep. I have to be honest about this, is that okay?"
"Yes."
He rolled his chair over to mine and took my hand.
"Okay, I masturbated and came to your story. I still couldn't sleep. I couldn't get the images out of my head I was so aroused. Still awake an hour later I read it again and jerked off again. I couldn't get over that those characters were based on us. What are we going to do, Erica?"
"What are WE going to do? I'm going to keep writing and I assume you're going to keep wanking because I made a mistake and now you can't look away."