Outside where the sun illuminated the sheen of sweat that glossed over my naked drawn over body, we nearly bumped into a couple who was coming into the restaurant. They let out a huge gasp at the sight of my penis which was finally beginning soften.
"You two missed out on a wonderful show." Ingrid offered the couple.
"I told you we should have come earlier," the woman nudged her boyfriend "we always miss the good stuff." Before actually entering the doors, the two strangers stayed to watch my signature-covered ass move it's way to the car. "Whoever he was, I hate to see him go but love to watch him leave." The woman patted her boyfriend on the butt then turned to enter the restaurant after we settled in the car.
I sighed. At least they weren't making me drive this time.
With Ingrid at the wheel and Bridget in the passenger's seat, Scarlet sat comfortably next to me in the back as I cupped my groin.
"So," Scarlet leaned against my shoulder "what did you want to tell me?"
"Huh?" I was trying to tune out the world at this point until I got back home to put some clothes on.
"Back when we were dancing, you wanted to ask me something. What did you want to ask?"
Oh that's right! I was going to her ask her out!
I had a hard enough time telling her how I feel on the dance floor in just a speedo. I couldn't tell her that I wanted her to be my girlfriend sitting naked covered in writing.
"Maybe some other time Scarlet. It can wait till I put some pants on."
Scarlet frowned at my response. She was not the patient type. "Ingrid, stop the car."
Ingrid smoothly settled the car by the curb of a public street.
"Why did we stop?" I started feeling anxious again.
"Open your door Santiago." Scarlet was staring daggers at me.
"But..." I fidgeted the hands on my crotch "Someone might see me..."
"NOW."
My body acted automatically to her commanding tone. I merely opened the door just a bit before Scarlet pushed me on to the bright and sunny sidewalk. As I stumbled to catch my balance Scarlet crawled out of the car behind me then shut the door. I stood up to look her in the eyes and she grabbed me by the hands.
"Tell me what you were going to say back then and we can get back in the car."
I could already tell what she was doing. Holding my dignity hostage until I spilled my guts. We were on a public street next to a park. Anyone could walk up to us at any second now and see me naked. In fact, I could already hear footsteps approaching from both sides of the street and from the park behind me. I only had seconds before someone came close enough to see me wearing nothing but signatures. I had no choice...
"Scarlet...I, I, I..." My heart was hammering, my face was red and sweaty, and...my God...Scarlet looked hot even when she was angry. "WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME!?" I blurted loudly. "I really like you! I want you to be my girlfriend. OhmygodIamsoembarrassedrightnowIcan'tbelieveI'mdoingthis. Please say yes!" I jabbered out everything in desperation. Once I laid everything out in the open I felt like time slowed to a crawl. She only took a five seconds to respond, but each second felt like an eternity. Standing outside once again in the buff, I could hear the footsteps of potential witnesses getting louder.