As I approached the "Single Rider" sign on the final day of Splash Mountain, a young woman cut in front of me, throwing a quick "excuse me" over her shoulder. I stifled my Angry Dad reaction; it's the Happiest Place on Earth, after all.
She was tall and lithe, with a head of curly hair that bounced as she walked. She had tied her Mouse t-shirt up below her breasts, showing off her back and slim hips, a body that looked like it had been to many dance classes. My eyes continued down to her backside, which was clad in high cut bikini bottoms, barely covering her well toned ass. While the analytical side of my brain wondered about park dress codes, the brain that resides in my shorts started reaching forward to say hi.
She turned to look at me, giving me the same up and down appraisal.
"Making history today, aren't we?" she said quietly.
"Umm, yeah, end of an era," I mumbled back, my pulse pounding in my ears and in my shorts.