A couple of days before Halloween Matt came into my office.
"Fuck, dude! What the fuck is up with Leslie?"
"I dunno. What's up?"
"Damn, dude! She keeps coming into my cubicle to see what I'm working on. Asking me if I need anything. Rubbing all up against me. She's gonna poke one of my eyes out with those pointed fuckin' nipples of hers! Dropping shit and bending over to show me her ass. And, what the fuck is up with that? She hasn't been wearing any panties in, like, weeks!"
I leaned back in my chair and gave a good, hearty laugh. "Ha ha ha! Yeah, she's doing that shit to me, too. Every time she walks past she stops in my door and flashes her pussy at me or tweaks her nipples. So why don't you nail her from behind when she bends over like that?"
"Because I don't have a fucking office where she can climb under it and give me a blow job like some people I know!"
"Ha ha ha! Sucks to be you then, doesn't it?"
"Fuck you, man."
"Yeah, I know. She wants to be in this calendar so badly."
"Yeah! About that...what's this about a calendar? You mentioned that when she was under your desk."
That's when I explained to him that Leslie, the dim witted but beautiful secretary of my co-worker in the next office, thinks she's up for Employee of the Month, and every Employee of the Month gets to be in a calendar at the end of the year.
"We don't have an Employee of the Month," he said confused.
"You know that. And I know that. But she doesn't. She thinks you're one of the secret judges for this thing. So she's trying to, shall we say, influence your vote."
"No shit? Ha ha ha! Goddamn she's fucking ignorant! So, what's she gonna do when she finds out there's no Employee of the Month?"
"I think I've got it worked out."
"Well, fuck dude, you've got to figure something out. I'm going home with a case of blue balls every fuckin' day!"
I leaned back and roared. "Ha ha ha! Don't worry, bud. I think I've got you taken care of."
The morning of November 1
st
, Leslie poked her head into my office.
"Well? Did you guys make a decision? Did I get Employee of the Month? Am I going to be in the calendar?" she asked eagerly.
I waved her in. "Come in, Leslie. Close the door and have a seat." She sat down. Her wide eyes waited for my answer. I took a deep breath. "Leslie, I don't know how to say it, so I'll just say it. No, I'm sorry, you didn't get it."
Shock raced across her face. Tears welled in her eyes. "What?! But...but why? I mean, I sucked on your...your thingy and everything."
"Well, to be honest, that's part of the problem."
"Huh? How can that be part of the problem?"
"For one, it's not a 'thingy'. It's a cock. That really turned the judges off."
"Really? But...but that's what I've always called, you know, it."
"Say it. Cock."
She gulped. "Cock."
"Good. Now, say I love cock."
"I...I love cock."
"Good girl. There's another problem with you and cock. My cock specifically. You didn't...you didn't deep throat me."
"(GASP!) What?! You...you mean swallow that whole, you know, thing? It's too dang big!"
I tilted my head. "My what?"
It took her a second. "Oh! Uh, cock, your cock." She paused. "It's so big!"
I shrugged my shoulders. "I don't know what to tell you, Leslie. The winner did it. Actually, every winner so far has done it."
"You're kidding!" I shook my head. "Let...let me try again! I'll do better this time!"
"I appreciate your enthusiasm, but that wouldn't be fair to the other girls, would it? Plus, there were a couple other things."
"Other things? Like what?"
"Well, we didn't take any pictures or video or anything. They really wanted that."
"(gasp!) Well...well...we...we can take all the pictures you want! Let me try again!"
"And they didn't think your clothes are revealing enough." If her clothes were anymore revealing she'd practically be naked.
"I...I'll buy new clothes! Sluttier clothes! Anything! I'll do anything to be in the calendar! Oh my gosh, anything!" It didn't occur to her that none of the other women in the office were dressing any differently. She was so blinded by her craving to be in a calendar.
"And, you know, we didn't actually 'do it'. The other judges really wanted to hear about your skills in that arena as well."
"'Do it'? Do what?"
Wow
. "Sex. Have sex. Fuck."
"(GASP!) Let...let's do it right here! Right now!"
"Well, if you want to, we can, but it only be because you want to, not because of the calendar. I don't want to take advantage of the situation for my own sexual gains."
The fuck I don't!
She hung her head on the verge of tears. "Leslie, I like you. I really like you. I'll tell you what. Let me get with the other judges and see if they'll consider you for November. We've never considered the same employee twice. But, for you, I'll see if I can convince them this one time. You really deserve it."
"Oh, thank you thank you thank you!" She raced around my desk and wrapped her arms around me. "Thank you thank you thank you! Mark, you're the best! Tell the judges I'll do anything they want! Anything!"
My lips curled at the corners. "I'll be sure to let them know."
The next day Leslie came bouncing into my office. My eyes bugged. She was wearing a a short, short plaid skirt, mid-thigh white stockings, and white high heels. A long sleeved white dress shirt was knotted just under her breasts with not a button buttoned. Her long, brunette hair was tied into two pigtails. She was the sluttiest little Catholic school girl I'd ever since.
"Good morning, Mark!"
"Uh, wow, good morning, Leslie."
She held out her arms and spun around. "So, what do you think? Do you think the judges will like this? Is it slutty enough?"
"Judges? Oh, right! Judges! Yeah yeah, I think that's exactly what they're looking for."
Her face lit up. "Oh goodie! I bought a whole bunch of new clothes last night!"
Oh shit! If she dresses like that every day, I don't know if my balls can handle it!
"Have you talked to the judges yet about considering me for November?"