Do you ever wake up with a ridiculous urge to just go to a mall and buy the most random shit? Because I definitely do. I know this might not make much sense but there are days where I just feel like splurging and getting myself whatever cool thing I want just to it.Today is one of those days. I just want to get whatever I want.
It's about 6:30 and stores close soonish. No need to dress up dress up, so I just decide to stay wearing my grey sweats, favorite sneakers and white shirts. Run downstairs, grab the car keys, and head to the mall.
Once I get to the lot and park, I make sure I remember where exactly I left my car because, let's be honest, I can never find it so I just take a picture of the spot. I walk on over, cross the road and as the doors magically open for me I am hit with the blasting AC and the smell of commerce. Gotta love that.
The big ass directory is absolutely ignored as always and I just walk around like a zombie on steroids. Ignoring people, aimlessly walking around, no rhyme or reason.
I stop by a Lids to try to find a cool hat. Found 3 I liked. Done.
Right out the door I make a right and continue my random journey until I reach an Apple Store. I don't need absolutely anything and don't truly need anything but these new laptops do look mighty fine.
Across the way there is a Hot Topic and I know I'm fucked. I could spend hours there but I know I only have a little bit.
I absolutely love those stores. Some things are super cheesy and some are just cool as fuck but I honestly can spend so long there.
I take a look at every single T-shirt, every skateboard and every pair of shoes. I walk on over to the backpack section and I actually legit need one so I just browse around. Suddenly I hear a lovely and soothing voice ask: "Can I help you, sir?"
As you would imagine, I am about to say: "no thanks, I'm just looking" but as I look at whose voice that was my whole vibe just changes. You made my vibe change.
You were just so cute. Standing there trying to help... wearing a super tight white band t-shirt, short skirt, fishnets, doc Martens... a choker and glasses. Loved your juicy lips, stunning eyes, short hair and even your nail polish was on point.
I can't help but think that every single hot girl I see with short nails chooses to keep them like that because they love fingering themselves... Long nails are for more of your sorta "clit" girls, but there's something raunchy and hot about girls with shorter nails for me.
As all kinds of things are going through my mind, I'm sorta brought back to reality by you basically telling me I have to hurry because they close in 10 min. "Oh shit!" ok...
I will need help grabbing a backpack from the very top and there is definitely need for either a ladder or some hook. I come over to ask you for help but you're helping a couple of people with a return. I know we have little time but right after you finally end that transaction you ask me to please let her close up as much as possible so no other people can come and return shit or wanna spend hours there. Of course I agree and it's just her, 2 co-workers and I.
You ask one of them to help me grab the backpack and they do so. Right after grabbing it for us, he says goodbye and it's now you, your other rather cute, blonde tattooed co-worker and I. You and I definitely hit off. We're talking too in depth about a fucking backpack when there's clearly an attraction and I want to grab you by the waist, set you on top of the counter and make out with you. How can I actually do that?
Your friend absolutely knows what's going on and gives us looks like: OMG you guys are so corny... just kiss already.
We keep talking and I look you up and down, admiring your tattoos, your ass when you walked away to show me other things, etc etc etc etc. You're just a delicious little piece of candy that I want in my mouth.
I am resigned to just pay and get out of there so I stand in front of the cashier and hand you my debit card. But right before I pay, your co-worker says: "I'm gonna close up the front and lock the door and I have to do some accounting in the office so you dumbasses just have fun and dude, if you do anything mean to her I will stab you"
I'm shocked... Could this be really happening? I look at you and see your eyes just open up and you bite your bottom lip like scene from a movie. A great movie. Best movie ever.
I do still, pay you and I grab my back and head to the door. I didn't want to just let you go first because I didn't want to be a creep but trust me, I wanted to. I try to open the door, totally forgetting that not only was it locked but we needed to pull this gate up. You go in front of me, grab the lock and put the key in but it won't work, then another and another one. Nothing. Then you ask "do you mind trying please?"
