This is part of the Literotica writing challenge. I have used Emily's post of Bluesky as the inspiration. There are exactly 750 words below this point
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Bras and panties. Thousands of them of every single shape, size, and colour. Hanging on the walls, and off the shelves. Then the stray man walked between them. He was hurried and was not sitting on the designated man seat that looked at the negligees. That was where the wives and girlfriends parked them to look at their phones. He was alone and on the loose wandering around. It was five minutes to closing.
Tiffany could see the type a mile off. Blank expression on the face that turned out to be overwhelmed with choice as they walked up and down the empty aisles. She timed her move then pounced. As he got to the matched pairs. "Hello, good afternoon, sir." She smiled sweetly, "how can I help you?"
"Umm I need to buy a birthday present for my wife. It's unfortunately happening today!"
Tiffany nods as she has heard this all before. He looked like the type of man who thought it was a last-minute idea and hadn't bought it from Amazon if he had pre planned it. He was being original.
"Do you know what you are looking for sir?"
"Nope, other than it's for my wife, no."
"Do you know what she likes?"
"Octopus and androids."
Tiffany chuckles, that was a new response. "Sir, I meant about her underwear choices?"
"Oh, yes, nope. She wears them most of the time at least"
Tiffany again rolled her eyes. "Shall I show you our best sellers?"
"That would be a good starting point."
"I assume you know her size?"
He looks her up and down "Roughly about yours."
"Sir."
