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Episode IV - We're on the wrong beach, honey!
Dipping naked in the sea is an experience that everyone should live at least once, such was the pleasure that Audrey felt that she was deeply glad for having dared to accompany her boyfriend on his nudist adventure. However, the joy did not last long. After about 15 minutes, they watched from the sea how some people were coming to the beach and they all kept their bathing suits on.
"James, those guys have been there for a few minutes and they don't take off their swimsuits. What the hell is going on?" Audrey protested in alarm.
"Well honey, I guess clothing is optional here. But it doesn't matter, let's let everyone do what they want." James replied.
But Audrey didn't just let it go: "You guess? That's exactly what you said during the car ride, but you also said that it's a little crowded beach and there would be hardly anyone. Well, there are already about 10 people there!"
James detected that his girlfriend was getting a lot pissed off and he preferred not to answer for now, hoping that more people wouldn't keep coming and that she would get over it in a few minutes. But unfortunately more and more people kept coming. After another 15 minutes there were almost a hundred people along the beach, they had stuck their umbrellas into the sand and absolutely none had taken off their bathing suits.
James began to think that perhaps he was on the wrong beach; Perhaps the use of clothing is optional and coincidentally everyone has decided today to keep their bathing suits? Or is this really not a nudist beach but a public one? Even he, who was not particularly shy about his nudity, was intimidated by the situation, thinking that they would have to come out of the water stark naked in front of a clothed crowd; when he glanced at Audrey, he noticed that she was beet red and pursed her lips, just that face she makes when she's thinking "I want to hide under a rock!"
"Honey, we are wrinkling and it's cold in here right? I think we should start thinking about getting out of the water in search of our towels" -- suggested James, trying (unsuccessfully) to convey calm to his girlfriend.
Audrey replied very angrily: "it is quite evident that you have the wrong beach and this is a public beach! I can't believe you took me naked on a public beach, you fucking idiot! This is the most humiliating experience of my life..."