{Tale from WAY back here, probably not all that erotic. It seems that real stuff that happens often isn't, but this popped into my head for some reason.
Well, maybe the reason is that I sat last night and watched our live in nurse try on some new outfits, asking me what I thought. Nothing nude, just pretty outfits. Kate is a redhead, cute, and she works for my wife Debra at our local medical clinic. She stays with us to take care of me while Debra is in Boston, different story. That one is still ongoing.
But this is just what happened to me some 50 years ago.}
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I needed some new pants, and the local stores had close to nothing I wanted. Being barely 25 years old at the time, I wanted something durable but that also looked OK, something I could wear to work and maybe out on the town also.
No choice, I hopped into my 1956 Chevy and headed to the valley about 60 miles away, there were lots more stores out there, and usually enough cheaper that the savings would even pay for the gas.
Most of the stores were the kind that lined the streets, except for one new place I had heard of that has a parking lot surrounded by several stores. Back then, the shopping malls we have today pretty much did not exist, at least not in our Oregon coastal area.
I pulled in and parked, spotted one store that had this huge sign out front that said "Sale! 40% OFF on everything!" and man, that sounded good to me.
Inside, there were rows and rows of every kind of pants a person could think of, I was picking them up and holding them up to myself to see if they were too long or looked to be too big or small.
"May I help you, honey?" I heard a woman's voice behind me, looking back, there stood this rather matronly appearing lady I would guess to be about the same age as my Mother.
"I am just looking to see if these might fit." I told her.
"What size do you wear?" She asked, taking the pants and checking the little tag.
"I'm not sure, I think about 32" or so."
"Hmmm. You look a bit larger than that, come on with me, I will measure you." She turned and walked down the aisle, so I followed her.
"I'm Margaret, I own this shop." She told me as she produced a cloth tape measure. She really had a nice smile, and was managing to disarm my typical shyness I had back then.
"Danny.. uhh.. Dan." I answered.
"OK, step up here." She pointed to a small platform that was an inch or two above the floor. I got on it, she measured around my waist first, after tugging at my waistband a bit and pulling my shirttail out.
"Hold this up please." Lifting the hem of my shirt, which I did, now I was standing there feeling silly with my belly exposed as she wrapped the tape around me.
"Thirty-four inches." She announced. "How tall are you?"
"6', 1" I answered.
"Weight?" She asked.
"180." I answered, fibbing a little since I was 172 at the time and wanted to get to 180.
"Nice big boy!" She said with a grin, then she dropped to her knees, and told me to spread my legs a little. I stood there with my feet about a foot apart as she slid the tape measure up my leg, the back of her hand pressed against my groin and she even pushed upwards a little bit, making my face flame.
"30 inches." She announced, leaving the back of her hand against me for what seemed to be quite a long time. Finally she moved back and stood up, looking at me with a smile.
"We will need something that is a bit looser in the crotch than normal." She told me with a huge smirk.
"Uhh.. I guess." I mumbled bashfully. This woman and just rubbed up against my groin, so my face was flaming.
"OK, come with me, honey." She turned and headed down a short hallway. As she did, she called out to someone in the front portion of the store.
"Julie! Watch the front, I will be in the back with a customer doing a fitting."
"OK, Marge." I heard another woman answer.
In the rear was a small room, it had several full length mirrors, a bench along one wall, and an alcove with a curtain covered in flowered print on it.
"Go ahead and remove your pants, have a seat. I will be back with several pair for you to try on." She said.
"I.. you mean, right here?"
"Sure, no need to act shy. We work with men all the time. You will just be trying on some clothes, we want to make sure they fit you." She told me matter of factly, then she left the room. I was standing there not sure what to do when a different younger woman walked in.
"Hi!, I'm Julie. You can put your clothing here on this table. Marge is checking out a customer, she will be back in a minute." She said, pointing to an older style end table sitting next to the bench.