"You want us to do what?" Dean asks with an incredulous look on his face.
"I want you two to hook up," I answer.
"With each other?" Jared asks with surprise as he looks at Dean.
"Am I not speaking loud enough, yeah each other. Do it," I demand sarcastically.
"I'm not touching him. He's a guy," Dean says sounding annoyed.
"Yeah c'mon can't we just..." Jared starts and I cut him off.
"Aww don't be so uptight. He's pretty. Just pretend you're kissing a girl," I say to Dean. "And you, don't even act like this is new ground for you. You probably wanna fuck him as much as I do," I say to Jared as I gesture to Dean.
"Well I don't know, maybe it could work," Dean says uncertain.
"I'm not like a girl," Jared whines. "Yeah, I have done worse."
"Ok good. Let the games begin," I say.
"Yeah but, but he's such a douche bag," Dean responds as he looks at Jared.
"Fuck you man," Jared defends.
"I didn't say you had to be friends with the asshole. Shut up Jared, you know you can be an asshole. I just said to hook up with him," I say as I look at Jared.
"Dude I don't know about this," Dean says nervously.
"Yea I don't know, I mean he doesn't even think I'm hot. What the fuck?" Jared says.
"Look first you two do what I say, then I do whatever you say," I say teasingly as I take off my top revealing a black lace push up bra that both boys quickly take notice of.
"How much do we have to do?" Dean asks as he eyes Jared unsure.
"Don't worry, you'll both stay virgins. I just wanna have some fun," I answer with a grin.
The boys both give each other a once over and take a step toward one another. They both look unwilling and look to me for further instruction.