Guys!
Sometimes you have to wonder what goes on in their minds. Do they even inhabit the same planet we women do? Case in point...
After a particularly lousy day and four extremely challenging calls for EMT services, I arrived home to an empty apartment. My boyfriend either wasn't home yet or had gone out with one of his buddies. In any instance, it was fine with me. I wanted to strip and stand under a hot shower to rid myself of all pathogens, real or imagined.
My partner and I responded to a drug overdose in a shithole of an abandoned building. Just recalling the filth we encountered made my skin crawl. That stop made the heart attack victim, the broken arm of the twelve year old who flamed out on his skateboard and the housewife who lacerated her finger chopping onions seem like nothing.
I pulled my clothes off and left them in a pile on the floor. Walking naked toward the bathroom, I decided to grab a beer to take in the shower with me. I smiled as I my breasts bounced on my chest. I never walked around naked in the apartment. It was a new and fun experience. My breasts are not large and they do not bounce when I'm dressed for work since I wear sturdy bras under my uniform. They jiggled, I giggled. Digging in the fridge I grabbed a bottle of Summer Ale. As I opened it, I heard the apartment door open and Reggie call out.
"Charly, you home?"
"Yep. Getting a beer."
The bouncing breasts thing was going to lead to some fun. I walked into the living room thinking I'd give him a little surprise thrill. The surprise was all mine. And, it would change my life.
Reggie and his best friend, Nate, stood looking at me.
"Fuck, Reggie, why didn't you say Nate was here?"
With a beer in my hand, there was not much chance of covering up. Nate's mouth hung open. "Uh, hi, Charlotte."
"Christ," I sputtered. "Hi, Nate. Excuse me while I go take my shower."
I turned and headed down the hall to the bathroom. I tried to be dignified as I strode away from them, knowing my ass was undulating with every step. In the bathroom I chugged my beer and got in the shower. I let the water cascade over me as I tried to beat down my anger.
Nate's a nice guy and I liked him the most of all Reggie's friends. He was the only one who worked to get to know me as a person other than "Reggie's girlfriend." He was a frequent guest at our place and shared many dinners with us. Now he had seen me completely naked. It's not that I'm overly shy, but it is embarrassing to have a male friend see you without clothes—even if he is major cute.
I estimated Nate was around six feet four. His sandy brown hair was cut short, but still showed it was naturally curly. I always noticed his hands. They were large and had a fine coating of light hair at the wrists. Nate was not a gym rat, but kept himself in good shape through regular physical exercise. His body looked solid and strong. When you added that to his chiseled facial features, you got a very nice package.
I finished and wrapped a towel around me. I wanted another beer and walked through the living room toward the kitchen. There was no sign of either guy. As I turned the corner, I saw Nate pulling a beer from the fridge.
"Make that two," I called out. He looked over his shoulder and smiled.
He opened them and handed me mine.
"Charlotte, I'm really sorry about before. I feel so embarrassed."
"Well, that makes two of us." I raised my bottle and we touched long necks.
"Where is the asshole?"
"Uh, he went out to get some food. I think he also wanted to avoid seeing you right away."
"I bet he did. Hey, Nate, look, don't sweat it. Not your fault. So you saw me naked. What's done is done. I hope it didn't ruin your dinner"
"No way," he said "But just so you know, I think you are the most beautiful woman I ever saw."
I blushed. "You mean saw naked?"
He laughed, "I guess, since I already thought you were the most beautiful woman I ever saw with clothes. And, Charlotte, I have to say you have a fantastic figure. Makes me very happy to be a man. I won't tell anyone about this or bring it up again, but I want you to know I appreciate your beauty."
I felt a little better now, realizing that Nate would not make me feel uncomfortable about what happened. I also felt slightly turned on knowing he admired how I looked.
"I guess I'd better get dressed," I said and took a drink.
"Damn, I knew it was too good to last." Nate looked at me and then cracked up.
I punched his arm and went to the bedroom. I pulled the towel off and noticed how stiff my nipples were. The flesh on my breasts was tight with goosebumps and my nipples stood out as far as I'd ever noticed. I was turned on and it had to be because Nate had seen me nude. I never considered myself an exhibitionist, but once the initial shock wore off, I think I enjoyed walking in front of him without clothes. I tried to look at my naked body in the mirror and see it as Nate saw it.
I kept my brown hair cut short since it was easier to deal with that way in my work. Although I didn't play many sports now, in high school I starred on the volleyball team. Being close to six feet meant both the volleyball and basketball coaches courted me. I chose volleyball and enjoyed playing through high school and the two years of college I put in.
I wonder if other women have the same problem evaluating their breasts. God, there is so much societal pressure put on the appearance of breasts. I cupped them as I gazed at my reflection. I guess they were a decent handful, at least in my hands. I wondered how much they could fill Nate's big hands. This thought made my dark nipples come to full attention. Why was I thinking of Nate's hands and not Reggie's?
I let my eyes travel down my body. I did have a waist, but it was not tiny, just a nice little indent on the way to my hips. I kept my dark pubes trimmed to a neat triangle, ending just above the start of my slit. I turned and looked at my rear and hips. God, is there any woman on earth who doesn't think that both of these components are too big or the wrong shape? I slapped one cheek and at least was relieved that it didn't shake like a bowl of jelly.
Not bad, I told myself. "Nate, you were one lucky guy." I laughed to myself and started looking for clothes.
As I was brushing my hair, Reggie called out. "Hey, Charly, Nate and I are in the kitchen. Come get something to eat with both of us. We're both here in the kitchen."
"What a jerk," I laughed. Now he tells me Nate is here. I felt like stripping and walking back out. As that thought bounced around my brain, a twinge ricocheted between my legs. Shit, I was getting turned on again thinking about showing my body. Reluctantly, I pulled on clothes.
The three of us enjoyed pizza and some more beers. Around nine Nate said good-bye and Reggie and I were left alone.
"Charly, I'm sorry..."
"Reggie, I'm mostly over being pissed. But, honey, when you bring someone home, you should either call me first or announce that someone is with you."
"I just never figured you'd be naked."
"I get that, Reggie, but even if I weren't, I would want to know we had company. It's just courtesy."
"Promise. Next time, I'll make sure you know. Now, how about we go in the bedroom and I get you like you were before?"
"Naked?"
"Absolutely."
As Reggie climbed on top of my naked body, my mind flipped back to the look on Nate's face as he saw me standing nude in front of him. I slammed my hips to meet Reggie's thrusts. The orgasm that soon followed was due less to my boyfriend's marginal sexual skills than to the dirty thrill of being nude where I shouldn't have been.
The next day I told my partner about what happened. He laughed and said that I probably handled it as well as possible. "Charly, you're the coolest woman I know. You never get flustered."
"Hank, I got turned on."
"Really?"
"Yeah, I almost felt like walking back out naked to eat dinner with them. To tell the truth, I got wet imaging that."
Hank and I have been partners for two years. We have developed complete trust in each other. That's something important to functioning as EMTs. You have to know that your partner is in sync with you. Since we also spent so much time together, we have also become friends and find ourselves talking about deep personal issues. Maybe it helps that Hank is gay. He and I don't have the potential tension that many mixed sex teams experience. I don't think I could even be this frank with a female friend.
Hank looked over at me and mouthed, "Wet."
I laughed. "Yeah, that's how women know they're turned on. We don't have one of those Peter-meters that pops up when the meat is ready."
"Ugh, that's crude," he said, "appropriate, but crude. Wait, I thought women would get those things on top of those other things on your chest, you know, like all hard."
I laughed out loud. "They're called tits, Hank. And, yeah, my nips also get hard when I'm turned on. I coulda cut glass with them yesterday."