"So, any big plans for Friday night?"
I startled awake. I had dozed off at my desk again. My new coworker Ava was looking down at me. Ava had quickly become my favorite coworker, and not just because she was one of the most competent people to have cycled through this office in my time. At 26, she was only a couple years younger than me, and she looked like Victoria Justice, but with big blue eyes, which were so iridescent they actually successfully pulled your gaze up from her cleavage, which, granted, was pretty well covered up by her professional attire, but she accentuated well what I estimated to be a 34B chest, which-
"Hello? Dillon? Any big plans tonight?"
"Oh, uh," I tried to pull myself back to the present moment. "Uh yeah, Hannah and her roommate are going to a rave tonight, and they invited me to join them because their other friend got sick."
Ava's eyes somehow got even wider. "Those ARE big plans. I didn't take you for the rave sort."
"No, this'll be my first one. I think it's only Hannah's second or third one too. Brittany goes all the time, and I don't know, it seems like it could be fun! Do you wanna see what the girls are planning to wear? They looped me into a group chat where they've been discussing outfits."
"I'd love to!" Ava was always so positive about everything. She had a very former cheerleader/former sorority sister energy, overlaid with her background in psychology and HR. In my opinion, she was too good for this inside sales role, and I was already preparing myself to lose her at any time.
As I scrolled quickly through my texts, Ava continued making small talk. "You know, I don't think you've shown me a photo of Hannah yet. I'd love to meet her!"
"Yeah, we should set something up." I said absentmindedly. My mind had immediately wandered to the potential of hanging out with Ava outside of the office. "Uh, here's a photo of the two of them together. I think this is more or less their final choices."
"OMG! I love these fits! Wow, Dillon, Hannah's pretty hot. I mean, I figured she would be, obviously, because you're so attractive... I love that leather jacket on her!"
"What?" Had Ava said she thought I was attractive? She said something else too. I gotta try to concentrate. I looked at the photo myself. "Oh, no, Hannah's got the blue hair. That's new. The redhead in the leather jacket is Brittany."
Ava blushed. "Oh, well Hannah is so gorgeous! They're both beautiful. Gonna be a fun night for you!"
She wasn't wrong. I hadn't actually looked at this photo while I was working, but now that we were looking together, the girls were beautiful.
Hannah and I had been dating about two years, and everything was going pretty well. Our sex was rather vanilla, but she was insanely beautiful and exactly my type, so vanilla was still amazing. She was 28 years old (same as me), 5'6", and a slender 115 pounds. She was naturally a very light blonde, and when she wore her hair down, she looked just like Phoebe Bridgers. For the rave, Hannah had gone bold and dyed her hair a vibrant cerulean. She was wearing a navy blue fishnet top, over a royal blue bikini top and white denim short shorts. You could see most of her perky 32B breasts through her outfit, but her nipples were covered.
Next to her in the bathroom mirror, flipping off the camera, was her roommate Brittany. Brittany has gone with a tough, sexy, leather look for tonight, but in reality, she was the kindest, smartest, funnest girl I'd ever met. I was so happy with Hannah, but I'd be lying if I said I hadn't fantasized about hooking up with Brittany, or at times, even pulling off the roommate switch that George Costanza had warned against attempting. It didn't help my fantasies that she was openly bisexual. Brittany was a few years younger than us at 24. She stood tall at 5'10", but had roughly the same weight and boobs as Hannah, so the two often shared clothes. Brittany looked like Karen Gillan, with natural red hair. Her ass was perfect, whether I got to see Brittany in her bikini, or her pajamas, or a towel as she walked from the shared bathroom to her bedroom. For the rave, Brittany had her hair in cute pigtails, which countered the hard look of the black leather jacket, black pasties, and black leather skirt. The jacket covered her arms completely, but didn't have any sort of fasteners and didn't quite reach the bottom of her rib cage, so it left most of her torso exposed.
"Anyway, I hope you have fun tonight! I wanna see more photos on Monday!" Ava walked away from my desk.
I felt bad for not asking what she was doing this weekend...or maybe she had told me while I was zoned out, looking at that photo. Tonight was going to be fun with these two! I decided 2:30 was good enough for a Friday, gathered up my things, and headed straight to Hannah's apartment.
***
I stood in Hannah's bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror. Rather, I tried to look at myself, when I wasn't distracted by the I Spy picture that was Hannah and Brittany's bathroom counter. You couldn't even see the white tile under all the beauty supplies. I understand why they started prepping and pregaming at noon, and why it was overkill for me to arrive a little after 3:00.
I'm not a bad looking guy. I'm gonna look like a schlub next to the two bombshells I'm so lucky to be accompanying tonight. But I'm not a bad looking guy. 6'0" give or take a couple inches depending on my posture, a strong jawline, a permanent pompadour that would make Clark Kent jealous. With my shirt off, you could tell I went to the gym a few times a week. Raves were not my usual scene, and I didn't want to spend too much on an outfit I'd only wear once, so I made do with what I had. A black leather jacket without a shirt under it, some tight dark jeans, and some white sneakers. I kinda looked like I matched Brittany more than Hannah, but that's okay. I wasn't supposed to be here at all, until Taylor started getting light-headed yesterday.
I left the bathroom to find my girls in the living room. "Dillon, a couple ground rules for tonight," Brittany started. "1. Don't consume anything that was not handed to you directly by a bartender or one of us. 2. Don't wander off. 3. You're filling in for Taylor tonight, so you're not grinding on Hannah and making me a third wheel. We're all dancing together tonight in a circle. 4. Keep your hands to yourself and/or on us. 5. Come take a shot."
I looked at Hannah with some consternation. ""She's the boss, babe! This is gonna be fun!" Hannah handed me a shot.
'Yeah, I am the Boss Babe. And don't either of you forget it!" We clinked glasses and downed our shots.
***
It took me a few minutes of jiggling to get our front door open. We had sobered up hours ago, but my small motor skills were struggling, between exhaustion and an adrenaline high.
"That was amazing!" Brittany said for the 100th time. "Did you two have fun?"
"So much fun!" Hannah answered, for the 100th time, but with no less enthusiasm.