Dignity Dash: Session 6

Diego groaned as he woke up. He was in the middle of a beach that looked to be made of plastic. As he stood up he looked down and confirmed that yup, he was naked.

"Of course. What was I expecting? A normal board game with a succubus? I'm such a moron."

He looked around for something that could end his life, but as he walked around for a sharp object or some place to jump off of, he heard a roar from his right. He turned just in time to see The Mistress lunging right at him in demon mode, claws out in anger.

She pinned him to the floor and looked pissed beyond belief. "

WHAT MANNER OF TRICKERY IS THIS!?

"

"What do you mean!? What kind of dream is this!?"

She started to choke him. "

TALK! HOW DID YOU GET THIS GAME!?

"

"I don't know...it was just there!"

"

DON'T LIE TO ME! WHO GAVE IT TO YOU!?

"

"Choke me out all you want, bitch...I'll...just...wake...up..."

"

YOU AREN'T DREAMING!!!

"

She let him go and stood up. Diego gasped, not just to get his breath back, but because The Mistress was completely nude. She was rather toned and everything on her was purple while she was demonic.

"

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

"

She looked down at herself. She then looked back at Diego with a look of unamusement. She snapped her fingers and her orange gown came back. "Ok...well, hope you enjoyed that, because now I'm

GONNA-

"

Her dress disappeared once more in a puff of smoke. She snapped it back on. It vanished again. This repeated itself a few more times before she got mad. "

ALRIGHT, WHO'S DOING THAT!?

"

Just as she said that, the board started to rumble and the clear sky above them both turned dark. A massive woman towered over everything. Diego screamed and covered himself as she stared down at both of them.

The Mistress' only response was to growl as she saw this mystery woman. She then said, "I should've known...Of course you'd be behind this..."

"Well, Missy. Long time no see, love the new look. Hehehehe."

"

SHUT IT, MORGANA. MY ANSWER IS STILL NO!

"

"

You know her!?

" Diego said, in shock.

"I-"

"

Yeah she does. Let's just skip the copy and paste intro, shall we?

"

With that Morgana snapped her fingers and everything fast-forwarded to the point where the game got under way. Both Diego and the Mistress were stunned as they had no clue what just happened.

"Oh right, almost forgot."

At that point the Mistress was zapped. This removed both her powers and her lack of embarrassment, lust and fear. As the Mistress laid in a crumpled heap she groaned. "Curse you...you bitch with a capital W..."

As the dice went to Diego, he asked. "What's happening?"

The Mistress got to her feet and said, "I assume she wants us to play this stupid board game YOU challenged me to. You've just screwed us both over, you know that right?"

"How do you know all this?"

"This has happened once before...heh, let's hope it ends better for me this time. NOW ROLL!"

"Ok, fine...not sure what the point of this dream is, but here we go..."

Diego rolled the dice and it was an 8.

As he looked to the choices in paths from the start, he noticed that all were blocked except for the downtown path.

He the walked onto a red space. "Unexpected Police Encounter."

As he was running along he heard a voice that haunted his dreams even more than the Mistress did.

"

FREEZE DIRTBAG!

"

"

OH, YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

"

Sure enough, it was Officer Connie, but she looked very different. She looked like one of the those plastic army guys, but it was absolutely her.

"Streaking around again, are we?"

"Didn't we resolve this? You even said it was an accident."

"Yeah, but that's what the other officers said, I know you and your little perverted self better than you do. Once an exhibitionist, always an exhibitionist."

Connie started to hop towards him. Once she backed him into a corner, Diego noticed two things. One, his hand started to glow. He looked at it and there was a number.

It dropped from 15 to 14.

Then a dice appeared next to him. He panicked and hit it, hoping it could get him out of this somehow. It was a 2.

Immediately, Connie reached out and pinned him to a wall.

"Please! This isn't real. It's just a game! I swear I didn't do this on purpose...uh...I was framed?"

No luck. A cop car appeared out of nowhere and he was shoved into it. It looked like a big cast metal car. Like a hot wheels car. It the drove him 7 spaces back. Once there another card appeared.

"The Station."

He was then pulled out by Connie (who wasn't even in the car.) and brought into the station.

He was tossed onto the floor as two other officers looked at him. "I caught this puny pricked punk streaking around. I assume you both know what to do with him."

The two plastic officers looked at Connie with an unamused expression. One of them sighed and then said, "How many times do we have to tell you? Public nudity is legal here."

The plastic version of Connie had her eyes go wide. "Wha...? But...he...? That's...?"

After a bit of her stammering, she started to scream. "THIS PLACE REALLY

IS

HELL!!!

AAAAAAAHHH!

"

She hopped out of the station confusing everyone present. One of the officers then addressed Diego.

"Ok, as weird as she was, we still need to run a background check on you. Name?"

"Uh...Diego Vasquez.

"Age?"

"21."

"Occupation?"

"Unemployed."

At that moment the computer one of them was typing at made a buzzing noise. "It says here that you're a Groundskeeper."

"What? No I haven't held a job in a long while. Whatever you have there is wrong."

"Hmmm....alright, what's your address?"

"730, 55th Street in Small Town-"

Just before he could fully state his address, the computer blue screened. The officer on the computer, smacked it. "Well, great. Now we have to fill out a bunch of paperwork."

"Yeah, we could do that...or..."

The two officers then grabbed Diego and tossed him out of the station. He went over the Mistress' head and hit an invisible wall. He slid down it with a sound not unlike something sliding down glass before landing on his back, dazed.

"What a productive first roll that was." said the Mistress, looking down at him still on the floor.

"Shut up..."

With that the dice went to her. "Let's get this over with."

It was a 5. She landed on a red space. "Your Rival."

As she walked, unsure of how to get out of this, she bumped into...something.

It was a figure, much like the others, but it looked like a demonic being in a suit.

"Wait...

where am I? Why am I...?

"

Unlike the more rigid plastic figures, this looked more organic. Almost like it was real. He turned and saw the Mistress standing there.

"

Oh...well that would explain it then.

"

The Mistress turned red as she saw this demon look her up and down. "Uh...I can explain. See this is just...a-"

"

No, no...I understand fully. You REALLY fell for this basic trap? Typical of someone of your ranking.

"

"HEY, I'M CLOSING IN ON YOUR RANK AND YOU KNOW IT!"

"Oh really?"

"Yeah! Besides...this is all part of my plan to get that little dicked soul over there."

It looked past The Mistress and saw Diego. A feeling of dread appeared as he saw it look right at him. It had an evil grin form on its face as it lunged towards him, only for it to bounce off an invisible wall, keeping this demon on the red space Missy was on.

It briefly looked angry, until it realized something. He looked back at Mistress and looked stunned. He then looked over the Mistress. She too felt a feeling of dread go through her as it examined her. It than started to laugh uproariously.

"

HAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE MORTAL NOW!

"

"N-NO I'M NOT, THIS IS JUST A DISGUISE."

"

Snap your fingers and prove me wrong then.

"

She started to sweat as this demon circled around her. Just as she was about to plead her case, she felt a clawed hand pinch her buttcheek. "

AH! YOU STUPID, GAH! DO I HAVE TO CONTACT IR!?

" (Inhuman Resources)

"

Please do. Tell them all about how you lost your powers and are now a puppet for some mere mortal. I'm sure they'll take that with a big smile on their face as you're paraded through hell as our NEWEST VICTIM

"

It pinched her nipple hard enough for her to scream. She smacked the demon across the face and covered her chest. Despite her depowered state, that was still hard enough to hurt.

The demon did not take this well. It grew bigger and roared right in her face. It turned into a dragon of sorts and was just about to slash her to ribbons. But just before the claws made contact, lightning struck the beast. It then disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Once it was gone, The Mistress got to her feet, trembling a bit. She then saw her DP drop from 15 to 12. If that wasn't enough, a card appeared in front of her.

"Dog Leash Tangle."

She looked at the floor as she ran. How did that demon get here? Is it going to tell them what happened? For the first time in a long while the Mistress felt shame.

That's when she saw a plastic figure being dragged by a group of equally plastic dogs. She tried to run but stepped on a discarded sandwich. As she did, a single die appeared in front of her. It was a 2.

She realized that they wanted the sandwich. She picked it up but was too slow. The dogs all mobbed her for the sandwich. They didn't have teeth or mouths so all that ended up happening was that she got tangled up in the leashes.

She struggled to break free but she couldn't. The dogwalker figure hopped up wondering what his dogs were doing and got the surprise of his life. The Mistress stewed in angry humiliation as she saw him stare right at her.

At that point she screamed, "

GET THEM OFF OF ME, YOU IDIOT!!

"

He jumped back and tried his hardest to wrangle the dogs. He then hopped off with them. Even depowered, she was still rather intimidating, so at least she had that going for her.

That being said, a few others saw her fall victim to this. She covered up and ran off. As she hid in an alleyway, she felt her DP drop to 9.

The dice went back to Diego.

"Mistress, who was that demon guy?"

"Oh that was the demon lord, Nunof, ruler of

YOURBUSINESS! NOW ROLL!

"

"Well, excuse me for making conversation..."

Diego rolled a 8.

He landed on the same red space as his first turn.

"The Lost Tourist."

Diego then bumped into a figure. She had a camera in her hands which she was about to use. Diego braced himself until she suddenly stopped. While he wasn't complaining, he was confused.

"Excuse me, birthday boy?"

"Birthday boy?"

"Yup. Or birthday man I should say. Since you're now officially a man."

"...What're you talking about?"

"Isn't that the tradition here? When a guy turns 18, he has to live without clothes for one day?"

"What kind of sick nonsense i-"

Diego realized he had an out. "I MEAN,

YES! THAT IS A THING. I AM 18 AND DEFINITELY NOT OLDER THAN THAT!

"

He forced a smile on his face as he tried to sell that...somehow.

"Well, I must confess, I'm a bit lost. Tell me, do you know the way to the nearest restaurant. I'm quite hungry."

The dice appeared and Diego hit it. A 4.

He had no idea where anything in this city was. Mainly cause everything kept changing around each time he moved. He took a guess. "If you go down this path you might find someplace to eat, I assume."

She smacked her forehead. "Oh right. Everything is on this street anyway. Ok, take care birthday man."

"Y-you too."

As she hopped away, Diego swore he heard her mutter, "If he was just a few years older..."

Diego felt himself blush, but with a sense of pride rather than embarrassment. His hand then started to glow. His DP went up to 15.

But then another card appeared. "Today's Menu Is..."

As he walked he saw a little outdoor restaurant. He hid from most of the other patrons and saw a wearable chalkboard menu. He got it and put it on, but that's when he felt someone tap him on the shoulder.

"Hey, birthday man."

He froze looking at the tourist from earlier. "You work here?"

"Uhh...yeah."

"Wow, must be rough not even having your naked birthday off."

"SHUSH...yeah, it is, but why don't you just walk inside and order?"

She looked down at the menu he was wearing. "So what are today's specials?"

He looked down and saw that the menu was empty. He had no clue what this place sold. He saw the dice appear and he rolled. It was a 2.

"Uhh...the specials are...a fancy coffee and...umm...maybe a small sandwich or something? It's my first day here."

"Fair enough. Hope the rest of your birthday goes well. See you naked guy!"

She yelled that to him as she hopped in. But everyone outside heard that and turned to look at Diego. They murmured as they saw Diego wearing nothing but a folding menu.

He was about to run when he bumped into another figure. "What are you doing with my menu?"

"Uhh...is this really yours?"

Diego saw that this figure had a nametag and looked to be an employee of this coffee shop. Diego smiled as he was hoping for a bit of mercy here. There was none.

A waitress saw the commotion and took the menu right off of him. As they all got a glimpse of Diego's little coffee stirrer, he cut his losses and ran off with his hands between his legs.

After running far enough that he no longer heard the jeers and laughter, he looked at his hand. His DP dropped to 13.

With that, it was the Mistress' turn. She rolled a 7. She landed on a green space.

"The Garbage."

As the Mistress was running, she thought of that earlier demon. She prayed that whatever Morgana did to get rid of him was permanent. Otherwise, they'd blab about this rookie mistake she made.

Her reputation down there wasn't good to begin with, but now it seemed like it was in the garbage. Speaking of which, she saw some people hopping towards her and that was the only place she could see to hide.

She dove behind a dumpster. It was full and rancid smelling. This wouldn't be a problem normally, but now that she had mortal lungs, the smell was rapidly starting to make her sick.

"

Ugh...it's almost as bad as the sloth section of hell. Those people never bathe.

"

She saw the dice appear and it was a 2.

She felt like she was going to puke. She didn't know what was in this dumpster but if she ever got back to hell in one piece, she'd bring this up as a future torture method.

Someone tossed something into the dumpster, causing a bit of garbage to land on the Mistress' shoulder. The scent of whatever thankfully unidentifiable substance was on her, caused her to gag. She then jumped away from the dumpster.

"

BLAAAAHH! OH DEAR SWEET HEAVENS, GOD...

" After a bit of dry heaving, she noticed that people were staring at her. She ran off, covering up along the way. As she hid behind a bush, she saw her DP drop to 7.

Diego took this opportunity to taunt her. He inhaled deeply (thankfully he was far away from her so he couldn't smell her or the garbage) and said, "Ahh...isn't victory such a sweet scent? I imagine you wouldn't know."

Her only response was a growl and a simple, "Let's see if you're still laughing at the end of this. You have no idea what we're walking into..."

Diego was confused, but then the dice appeared over him. He rolled and it was an 11.

He landed on a green space. "Caught in A Parade."

As he walked he saw a massive parade going by. It seemed to be a parade about various misfortunes.

The weirdest thing is that most of them featured someone who looked like him. One was of him on a surfboard. The actor was pretending to struggle as he surfed naked. He was then flung into a blue-ish mattress that represented the ocean before running back and getting on the board again.

Another was of him getting hounded by paparazzi. He could hear some of the actors call him Marcel Ruiz for some reason.

Yet another was of him getting menaced by a...giant spider with a woman's head?

Finally there was one where he was being interviewed by a female actor, who was wearing what looked to be a tour guide outfit.

In all of these, the actor playing him looked to be humiliated. He then saw another float, but this one didn't have him on it. Maybe he could blend in. He hopped onto the float and prepared to do whatever he needed to do.

The dice appeared. He rolled a 5.

As he hopped onto the float, he accidentally fell into a hidden compartment in the float. As he got his bearings he heard a woman say, "There you are!"

"Wha?"

He was grabbed by two actresses who were coated in purple and jet black bodypaint respectively. "You're late!"

They both sprayed him down with green body paint. From head to toe, he was now green. "Now pose. Like you're begging for your life."

He did as he was instructed. All 3 of them were lifted up onto the float and as they all stood stock still, a banner appeared. From where Diego was standing he could read the phrase "GAME OVER".

He heard all the people watching cheer loudly as they saw him. He wondered about all this. Why would there be a parade about him? Furthermore, why would it be about stuff that never happened to him?

As he was pondering this, the floats turned a corner and then went into a side street. The two actresses then relaxed. "Phew. Ok, good job. Now go wash that stuff off. Try not to be late for next one, ok?"

"Uh...sure?"

Diego ran off, as he did he saw a figure hopping towards the float he was on. He was coated green. Diego ran off before the other figures could put two and two together.

The card appeared once more. "Advance two spaces."

He did so.

The dice then went back to the Mistress. She rolled a 7

She landed on a green space. The card appeared. "Caught Napping."

As the Mistress walked she started to feel a strange feeling come over her. She felt weak. She looked around and saw a discarded recliner in an alleyway. As her eyes got heavy she chuckled. "Heh...oh the irony..."

She walked towards the recliner and sat on it, laying back. "You know, I haven't slept in years..."

The dice appeared and she rolled it.

Her eyes closed before she could see what it was...

...

"Alright, Morgana. Let's see what kind of lewd nonsense you got for...me?"

The Mistress looked around. There was nothing but a black void. No one was around. She could see or hear nothing. She took a few steps into the void.

"What are you playing at here? If you need lessons on how to give someone a nightmare, then all you needed to do was ask me. I should've known a mere mortal wouldn't be able to-"

Just then, pillars of flames started to shoot out. They all shot out in a long pattern. This left the Mistress on a long thin strip of ground. A wall of fire were burning to her left and right. In her demon form, this would mean nothing but her mortal skin was vulnerable.

She stopped in her tracks as it took her by surprise. "Heh...is that all you got? Ooh, fire. Like I don't deal with that everyday."

At that moment 3 spotlights appeared. Off in the distance she saw silhouettes appear under those three lights.

The first light had a man on his knees as he was begging some large horned being for mercy or something.

The second one had that same horned being at a desk, talking to two distinctly female silhouettes.

Finally the 3rd one had the man on his knees from the first one, now standing and staring right at the Mistress.