Dignity Dash Session 04

Diego woke up and found himself on a beach, But something was off about it. The water was a static blue piece of cardboard and the sand was smooth and plastic. It felt strange under his bare feet.

...Wait, bare feet? He looked down at his feet to question why he couldn't feel his shoes and discover that his shoes weren't the only things that were gone.

"

AAAAHHHHH! MY CLOTHES!!

"

He covered himself as he looked around for anyone who could spot him. He then clenched his fist as he cursed Gracie for this awful prank that she did on him. "

I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DID THIS, BUT I KNOW SHE SOMEHOW DID THIS! I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HER-

"

His angry inner monologue was interrupted by a pair of arms wrapping themselves around his waist, followed by a pair of 2 soft things hitting his back and a piercing scream in his left ear.

"

AAAAAAAAHHH!! DIEGO WHERE ARE WE!? WHAT'S HAPPENING!?

"

"

GET OFF ME!

" he said, trying to shake Gracie off of him.

He tried to grab on of her arms to try and get her off...only to grab something much softer than that.

They both froze as they both realized what just happened. "Gracie....are you naked too?"

"Wait, am I?"

That's when she looked down for the first time and realized she was. She also realized that Diego just grabbed her boob.

"

LET GO OF ME, YOU PERV!

"

"

YOU LET GO OF ME, I'M NAKED TOO!

"

They both let go of each other as Gracie went in to try and slap Diego for his accidental grope. "

HOW DARE YOU STRIP ME DOWN AND TOUCH ME, YOU PERVERT!

"

"

DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU DIDN'T PLAN THAT FROM THE START! Oh, I fOuNd A pOrN bOaRd GaMe In YoUr RoOm. MY ASS, YOU DID!

"

"

YEAH, YOUR GIANT ASS!

" She said as she smacked Diego on the butt. He did the same to her and they both got into a slap fight.

As both of them got into a naked slap fight they were stopped by Mrs. Grayson. "

ENOUGH, YOU TWO!

"

They both stopped and looked at her. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? WHY ARE YOU BOTH NUDE!?"

She was pissed at them, but then she noticed that Diego's face turned bright red and he had difficulty looking her in the eyes. Meanwhile, Gracie grimaced and said, "I really didn't need to see this..."

"What's wrong with you two? Is there something on my face?"

Diego couldn't speak as his jaw was too busy being dropped to the floor. Luckily, Gracie broke the bad news to her by simply pointing down.

She looked down and sure enough..."

EGAD! I'M INDECENT!

"

Diego felt like he saw a view of heaven itself as he got a view of her D-cups and peach fuzzed lower region before she slammed her hands over herself.

This caused her to turn bright red in both embarrassment at Diego seeing her like this and anger at Diego for seeing her like this. "EYES UP HERE, DIEGO!"

"YES, MA'AM" He said, standing up right and saluting her, which unfortunately gave both her and Gracie a view of him...well standing up and saluting her.

A wide eyed look from Grace and a chuckle from Gracie clued him in on the fact he needed to hide himself again. As all three of them stood there, covering and humiliated, they wondered how to get out of this.

That's when a pair of dice appeared over Diego's head like it was Mario Party. Diego sighed as he realized what happened. "We are trapped in the board game."

"How? That's impossible." said Grace.

"Yeah, there's got to be another explanation for this." added Gracie.

"Can either of you think of one?"

They both looked at each other and shook their head.

"Maybe if we play along, we can get out of here." and with that Diego hit the dice.

He rolled an 8. Seeing three paths before him, he had to choose between the beach, downtown or a path simply called, "Outdoors". Having remembered a certain bad experience he had at the beach and with downtown being so crowded, he picked the outdoor path.

He then landed on a red space. At that point a card appeared. "Workplace Blunder."

He bumped into one the maids from the mansion. But something was different about her. She was plastic and looked like one of those plastic army men. Though she was recognizable as a maid.

Specifically, the maid that saw him streak to his room that day Gracie forced him into nudism during work.

"OH MY...you go naked even out here Diego? Does Mrs. Grayson know about this?"

"UH....well, technically yes, actually." he said, covering himself as he stood there.

"Ooh...maybe she'll force you to strut that adorable little cock around again. Clearly you love it so much..."

"I wouldn't say, I love it...heh...."

"Don't worry, Diego. Your

little

secret is safe with me."

She then hopped away but then she muttered just loud enough for Diego to hear her, "Though I'm glad I finally got to see that amazing ass again. Hehehehehe."

With that, Diego blushed bright red. He then saw his hand glow. It had a number on it that dropped from 15 to 12.

At that point, another card appeared. "The Forest for the Trees."

The park had a lot of people today. But it also had quite a few trees scattered around. He could use the trees for cover as he sneakily streaks his way past these people. A dice appeared in front of him. Not knowing what else to do he hit it. A 2.

He attempted to sneak by a couple...but fell at the first hurdle. As while he wasn't in view of them, he was in full view of a group of people trying to replant trees behind the tree they were at.

A cheeky young woman who was closest to Diego asked him. "Hey there boy, can we have that acorn of yours? Hehehe."

As Diego stood there dumbfounded that he was caught this quickly, he slammed his hands over his acorn and ran off screaming. He heard the giggles of the tree replanters and hid in a bush. His DP dropped to 9

Gracie was giggling her head off as she saw Diego turn red at that acorn comment. At least until she saw the dice go to her. "Uh-oh..."

"Well, Gracie. Since you think that was so funny, let's see you do better." said Grace, sternly.

She rolled an 11. "Heh, maybe I'll get lucky and find a nude beach or something." she said, heading down the beach path.

She landed on a brown space. At that moment, she saw a box filled with post-it notes. This gave her an idea. She took a few of them and placed them on her body.

She stood there with a few on her breasts and one covering up that spot between her legs. At that point a card appeared. "Post-it notes: Avoid losing 1 DP during Photographic Evidence events (Author's note: I think they meant Camera Catastrophe events AKA Yellow spaces.) only. Can also be used to cover static cameras."

"Well, I guess this is something. Kinda naughty just wearing a few sticky notes. Hehe..."

Another card appeared. "Outdoor Wedding."

As she wondered if with more sticky notes she could pull off a full dress of them, she heard gasps as she blundered into an outdoor wedding. She stood at the front of the alter. In front of quite a few people. With an embarrassed smile as she tried to cover her butt which didn't have a sticky note, she shuffled awkwardly down the aisle.

As she left, she saw a glow come off of her hand. She looked at it and saw her DP go from 15 to 13. That's when the dice appeared. She rolled it and it was a 2.

Just as she was about to run, she bumped into the bride and groom just as the wedding photographer took a picture of them. She ran off, turning red as she swore she heard the wedding photographer say "Well, that's one for the personal album."

As she finally ran out of view of a few laughing wedding guests she looked at her hand. Her DP went down to 11. Diego himself, was also laughing as he taunted Gracie. "I get the feeling that marriage isn't going to last very long, what with that groom staring at your ass as you ran off! The bride looked pissed! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"DIEGO!" chided Mrs. Grayson.

"Heh....sorry ma'am. You gotta admit, it was a little funny."

Grace slightly chuckled but covered it up with a cough. That's when the dice went to her. "Oh...is it my turn?"

She then rolled a 9 and went down the same path Diego went down. "MOM! Why are you going with him and not me?"

"You seem like you can handle yourself. I need to make sure that he's ok."

"

YOU CAN SEE HIM FROM WHERE YOU'RE STANDING! I CAN SEE HIM! HE'S FINE!

"

"

SHUT UP GRACIE, I'M MISERABLE!

"

"YEAH RIGHT, YOU JUST WANT MY MOM TO KISS YOU ALL BETTER."

"NO! I....well....Shut up. It's her decision anyway."

She landed on a gray space. "The Blanket"

As she passed Diego by one space, she saw that he was embarrassed. "Cheer up Diego, this is just a game. What's the worst that could happen?"

As if on cue, she then saw a police car pull up right in front of her. She stood stunned as she saw two plastic officers immediately exit the vehicle and approach her. She started to panic and covered up as she was standing before them, completely naked.

"

Oh god...I hope this is just a game now. Otherwise my reputation is ruined...

"

Thoughts of the tabloids getting wind of her being caught in the all-together by the police went through her head. She almost started to cry at the thought but she calmed herself down and addressed the officers.

"I-is there a problem officers?" She asked with a massive blush on her face.

The two plastic officers looked at each other and then one of them asked her, "Ma'am, why are you naked?"

"I-I w-wish I knew to be honest...I just woke up like this...honest."

"You have no idea?"

She shook her head. "Alright...go get it."

The other officer hopped back to the cruiser and opened the trunk. Grace wondered what "it" was. Was it handcuffs? Those ziptie things? A taser!? She considered running away but before she could she got her answer in the form of a blanket being tossed onto her.

"Stay safe, Ma'am."

As the blanket was draped around her, a card appeared in front of her. "Blanket: Avoid losing 2 DP per event."

"Huh. Yeah that card did mention a blanket, didn't it? I guess I worried over nothing." said Mrs. Grayson, before the next card appeared. "Mistaken For An Art Installation."

As she walked with the blanket around her she realized she was in the middle of an open air art exhibit. She tried not to draw too much attention as she tried to walk past everyone, but that's when she bumped into someone.

It seemed to be some snobby artist who took one look at Grace and realized something. "Bold choice in fashion."

Grace started to sweat a little as she thought that this artist knew that she wasn't wearing anything under the blanket. "Um...well, I feel like blankets are the way of the future when it comes to fashion."

"Indeed. Honestly, you've inspired me. This performance piece you're doing. Playing the role of deeply embarrassed naked woman in a blanket. The raw feminine form only hidden by a simple blanket. I LOVE IT!"

Grace had her eyes go wide as she tried to roll with that. "YUP. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING FOR."

She then did a pose and walked off trying not to let anyone else look at her. But other people took notice.

"Wow! Look at her."

"Such beauty."

"I found my new muse!"

"Was she a statue come to life?"

Weirdly, despite the fact that she should be humiliated, she felt confident. Like as if she was a model on a runway. With a sultry look on her face, she leaned into it. Posing for cameras and walking off.

By the end, the various artists had what they came for. An idea for a beautiful work of art. She thanked everyone for the kind words and left. As she reflected on the spectacle she made of herself, while hiding behind a tree, she noticed that her DP went up by 2. It was now 17.

"That was fun...I rather enjoyed that."

"Hehe, I think Diego enjoyed that too.", teased Gracie as she saw Diego blushing red and staring at Grace the entire time that was going on.

"I...well, she made that work! Grace, were you a model when you were younger?"

"No, but I was told I could've been."

"Heh. What do you mean could've? I think you still could."

"Awww...that's so sweet, Diego!" said Grace with a big smile on her face.

Gracie undercut the moment by saying, "Just roll already! You two can make goo-goo eyes at each other when we get out of here!"

She seemed to have a frustrated look on her face as Diego did roll. 8. He landed on a red space. "The Tour Guide."

As he was hiding in a bush, he saw no one for miles. He then went for it. He ran down a forest path. As he was running though he heard something. It sounded like a bus. "And to your right you can see...

A COMPLETLY NAKED GUY!?

"

Diego stopped in his tracks as tour bus full of people stopped next to him. Leading the group was a guide who looked like she won the lottery. She was clearly bored of giving the same spiel to every single group over and over again.

So seeing this naked guy made her day. "Well, hello there naked guy. How's it hanging?"

One of the tourists in the bus, without missing a beat said, "It doesn't look like anything is hanging!" giggling as she pinched her fingers.

Diego stood there covering himself as he wondered how to get out of this. That's when another tourist asked something that gave Diego a possible out. "So...is streaking in the forest some type of local custom?"

That gave him an idea. "YES IT IS! I'm...doing this because it's a local tradition to...run around in nature on your birthday! So as you can see, I'm in my birthday suit. Heh...happy birthday to me." he said, uncovering and smiling as he wished he could crawl into a hole and never come out.

He saw the dice appear. He hit it and it was a 5.

The tour guide was unimpressed. She was about to call him out on his BS when that same tourist said, "I knew it! We have something like that where I'm from too. It's an ancient tradition. Once a male turns 18, he has to spend a whole day in the forest, with only what nature provides. This of course includes clothes. So they pretty much have to survive naked for one day."

"

YEAH! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS!

We even borrowed this tradition from some other country, like we did with most of our other ones. I forgot what the name of that country was that we did it with but, yeah. It sounds familiar."

As the various tourists were in awe at that explanation. The tour guide rolled with it. "Well, happy 18th to you. You look a bit younger than that, but nevertheless, you truly are a brave man for doing this tradition where everyone can see your...ahem...

man

hood."

Diego had his heart sink as she not only seemed to say the man part of manhood with what sounded like the largest quotation marks known to mankind, but he was actually in his early twenties. His babyface and hairless features both saved him and embarrassed him by making her think he was younger.

At least he got away with this somehow. "Ok, now let's continue on with the tour!", and with that the bus drove off with Diego feeling somewhat proud that, even though that guide was taunting him, he got away with that nonsensical explanation.

He checked his DP and it went up by 2! It was now 11.

As he continued, the next card appeared. "The Crawl."

He saw the bus drive away and went on to the next part, only to discover that he was outside of a busy street close to a town. There was a way to the next part of the forest, but the only way was to crawl behind a knee high divider. He went prone and rolled the dice. A 6.

He saw various people walk past the divider as he crawled. If they just looked to their right, they'd see him clear as day but shockingly, he made it with no trouble! The second he was out of their line of sight he dashed into a bush and stayed there until his next turn.

"

Oh thank goodness...my luck might be starting to turn.

"

"Heh, so what country was that, that had the naked guys running around a forest for their 18th birthday? I need to know for...research purposes." asked Gracie with a smirk and a blush on her face.

"Pretty sure they made that up for this game." said Diego as he was glad that whoever was controlling this, pulled that out of their ass.

It was now Gracie's turn. She rolled a 4 and the 3 that made up that dice roll started to glow along with her Post-it Notes.

She landed on a blue space. "Clear Skies."

The weather barely changed in the slightest as a gentle breeze and warm sunshine seemed to wash over all the players. But that breeze was just enough to cause the post-its to flutter away in the breeze. "HEY!" she exclaimed as she lost what little cover she had, causing her to lose 1 DP. It dropped down to 10.

The next card appeared for Gracie. "Slippery Situation."

As Gracie ran down a sidewalk trying to keep hidden, she slipped on a puddle caused by a nearby sprinkler watering the grass. Just as she started to lose her balance, she saw the dice and hit it. 3.

It took her a bit, but she regained her balance. Unfortunately, as she was relived that she didn't fall flat on her face, she saw someone staring right at her as she stood there with her arms to her side.

She covered up and ran without another word. This cost her 1 DP. Dropping her down to 9.

With that it was Grace's turn. She rolled a 5. The 4 used to make that 5 started to glow along with her blanket.

She was walking as she saw more people marvel at her blanket. "

Wow...this blanket is great. Maybe I could see if my tailor can make an actual dress out of this material.

"

But there was a stray thread that was caught on a branch. As Grace walked forward, the blanket slowly unraveled. The figures in front of her started to stare at her as this happened. A couple of them pulled out their phones as Grace was too busy flaunting her rapidly nonexistent blanket.

"Woah..."

"Nice!"

"Yeah, shake it!"

"Strut your stuff!"

With her hearing wolf-whistles and seeing camera flashes, she realized that not only were the comments getting more and more crass and crude, but she started to feel a breeze. That's when she felt were her blanket was and felt nothing but skin.

"OH MY!...UH....WHA...I..." she stammered as she stood there petrified for a bit, before running off with a bright red blush, a scream and her hands wrapped around herself.

As she hid in a bush from all her admirers, she thought to herself. "

Well...I knew that was too good to last...

". Her DP dropped back to 15.

Diego stared wide-eyed at Grace's display there. The thought of this amazingly beautiful woman strutting her stuff and getting all blushy as she covered herself was something that drove him wild.

Gracie had only one thing to say in reaction to Diego's reaction. "Could you at least be subtle and pretend you aren't lusting after my mom!?"

"I'M NOT LUSTING!"

"Then at least wipe the drool off your face, you pervert."

He did so and then muttered, "Shut up, Gracie."

Another card appeared. "Synchronized Jogging Group."

Just as she was about to exit from her bush, a large group of joggers went past her. They seemed to be wearing pale white colored body suits. Seeing as she herself was pretty pale, she had an idea.

She dashed into the group and joined them to try and get further. Just as she entered, she saw the dice. She rolled it and it was a 4.

Mrs. Grayson was pretty fit for her age, but considering that these guys didn't have articulated legs, it was less like jogging and more like really fast hopping. This was a movement that Grace could not keep pace with and thus she was found out rather quickly.

"ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS NOT IN SYNC?"

"I think it's this woman with a massive wedgie in her body su- WAIT A MINUTE.

SHE ISN'T WEARING A BODY SUIT!

"