Dignity Dash Session 03

In a barely lit room with a few occult like artifacts in it a woman in a black and green witch like outfit was biding her time. There was a number in her crystal ball. This number seemed to represent the number of souls she's caught thus far.

She smiled as the number 599 eventually gave way to 600. "Finally I swore that took much longer than usual." she said getting up and going over to one of the boxes of Dignity Dash she had stashed in her room.

She looked at it and removed the sticky note on the box. It was a drawing of a mansion. She then placed the sticky note on the wall. She then brought out her wand and cast a spell on the sticky note, turning it into a portal.

The portal opened up to reveal an opulent mansion. She then kicked the box of Dignity Dash into it and the portal closed. She chuckled evilly as she went back to the crystal ball to see the fruits of her labor.

In said opulent mansion was a woman in a maid outfit. She seemed to be grumbling and complaining about something as she cleaned. "I can't believe I have to do this. This is peasant work, I swear."

This wasn't an ordinary maid. It was Gracie Grayson. The daughter of billionaire Mrs. Grace Grayson. Normally, she'd be the one ordering maids to clean up everything, but she was currently being punished for a prank she pulled on Mrs. Grayson's groundskeeper, as well as several other of Grace's employees. Her punishment was to fill in for some of them for one week, each.

So over the course of this week, she had to clean the ENTIRE MANSION. "Stupid Diego, the least he could've done was clean his own goddamn room, but noooo...he had to make me do it like I'm a maid or something."

Currently she was indeed cleaning his room as he was busy with his own job as said groundskeeper. Currently she was trying to clean under his bed. As she was struggling to vacuum underneath it, she heard a weird sound and a saw a bright flash of light. She stood up and looked around.

"Diego, you better not have taken a picture of my ass again. I swear, this stupid maid outfit is too short." she said, blushing slightly as she tried to keep the hem of her dress from going up.

..."Diego? Are you in here?" she said looking around, finding no one with her in his room. As she walked around she tripped over a box that she swore wasn't there before.

"

OW.

STUPID PIECE OF GARBAGE!" she said, getting up from the floor and picking up the box.

She saw what it was and was stunned. She then got a mischievous grin as she then knew exactly what to do with it.

She waited in Diego's room for about an hour for him to be done with his shift. As he walked in and was about to change out of his uniform, she jumped out from under his bed and scared the ever-loving hell out of him.

"AAAAAHH! GRACIE!"

"Hehehehe....I love doing that." she giggled as he quickly pulled his overalls back up.

"GET OUT! GO CLEAN SOMEWHERE ELSE!"

"Oh I am, but I just have to ask, why do you have a porn board game in your room?"

Diego looked at her confused, "A porn board game? Those exist?"

"Don't play coy, you perv."

"I'm not, what are you talking about?"

She then held the box she found and read it out for him. "Dignity Dash: The public nudity board game."

She then giggled once more as she said, "I knew you liked exposing yourself, but wow. I never thought you'd play a board game about it."

"NO I DON'T!"

"Uh-huh, sure."

"Where did you find this?"

"In here...I know it's yours..."

"I've never seen this in my life."

"Hehe...right."

She then placed the game on his bed and then walked close to him. She then whispered, "I wanna play it with you."

"WHAT, NO! Besides, you have a job to do. So go do it!"

"What's the matter? Afraid I'll beat you?"

"No. I just don't feel comfortable playing that with you. Something about it feels...wrong. Like we shouldn't even be touching it."

"Come on! Play it with me!" she said, bringing the box closer to him.

"No."

"Play it!" she brought the box closer to him again.

"NO!"

"

PLAY! IT!

" She was pushing the box in his face.

"

NO! I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYTHING WITH YOU, LEAST OF ALL THAT!

"

As Gracie tried in vain to get him to play the game with her, the door to the bedroom opened. "What's going on here?"

It was Grace, who heard the commotion from outside the room. "Mom, can me and Diego play this game I found in his room?"

Gracie handed her the box of Dignity Dash. As she looked at the illustration which had a blushing naked couple hunched over trying to avoid various eyes behind a bush, she chuckled. "My, my...You really are something else Diego. I didn't think they made porn board games."

"IT'S NOT PORN! I MEAN, IT'S NOT MINE!"

"No need to be ashamed. I think you know by now that I'm fine with your...quirks. Hehe."

Diego blushed and tried to look away as she knew what she meant by that. Being seen naked by your boss and willingly walking around naked definitely made her think he was into public nudity.

He wasn't though...or at least that's what he told himself. He wasn't sure he'd believe himself either. "So can we play it? I promise to get back to work once we're done!"

Grace thought about it for a second and said, "Sure."

Gracie cheered and immediately tried to open the box, but before she could, her mom added, "Only if I can play with you two as well."

Both Gracie and Diego were stunned. "Ma'am, I don't know if I even want to play at all. I had a long day and-"

"Nonsense. I'll take the game and set it up in the library. You change out of your uniform and me and Gracie will be waiting."

She took the box from Gracie and they both went out of the room. Diego sighed and cursed his luck that he was forced to play a board game with them about nudity. At least it wouldn't be actual nudity...right?

With him changed into some causal clothes, he headed to the library. He saw the box on the table and sat down with Grace and Gracie. "So, Diego. How do we play?"

"I don't know. I'm telling you the truth when I say I never played this before."

"Maybe there are instructions in the box."

They opened the box and all they saw was the board, the game pieces and a slip of paper. No dice, no anything else. Diego read the paper, on it were a set of instructions.

"Step 1: Pick your piece."

They did so with Gracie immediately taking the purple piece. Mrs. Grayson jokingly pouted as she said, "I wanted purple..."

She went for black instead. Diego looked over the pieces that were left. "Huh...no blue? Eh, fine, I'll take green."

He did so. "Step 2: Each player places their piece onto the starting space."

They did so. "Step 3: With a hand on each piece, player 1 will now say: "Let the game commence!""

He paused as he realized that was the entire set of instructions. "That can't be it. Where's the rest of it? How do we decide the turn order? How do we even move? What are the rules?"

"How should we know? It's your game." said Gracie as she was getting impatient.

"IT'S NOT MINE! I'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE!"

"Maybe it's voice activated. Try doing what it says." suggested Grace, placing her hand on her piece.

Gracie and Diego then placed their hands on their pieces. He then said, "Let the game commence!"

...nothing happened.

"Huh, well I guess it didn't w-"

But that's when the room became enveloped in a burst of bright light. When the light was gone, so were they.

Diego woke up and found himself on a beach, But something was off about it. The water was a static blue piece of cardboard and the sand was smooth and plastic. It felt strange under his bare feet.

...Wait, bare feet? He looked down at his feet to question why he couldn't feel his shoes and discover that his shoes weren't the only things that were gone.

"

AAAAHHHHH! MY CLOTHES!!

"

He covered himself as he looked around for anyone who could spot him. He then clenched his fist as he cursed Gracie for this awful prank that she did on him. "

I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DID THIS, BUT I KNOW SHE SOMEHOW DID THIS! I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HER-

"

His angry inner monologue was interrupted by a pair of arms wrapping themselves around his waist, followed by a pair of 2 soft things hitting his back and a piercing scream in his left ear.

"

AAAAAAAAHHH!! DIEGO WHERE ARE WE!? WHAT'S HAPPENING!?

"

"

GET OFF ME!

" he said, trying to shake Gracie off of him.

He tried to grab on of her arms to try and get her off...only to grab something much softer than that.

They both froze as they both realized what just happened. "Gracie....are you naked too?"

"Wait, am I?"

That's when she looked down for the first time and realized she was. She also realized that Diego just grabbed her boob.

"

LET GO OF ME, YOU PERV!

"

"

YOU LET GO OF ME, I'M NAKED TOO!

"

They both let go of each other as Gracie went in to try and slap Diego for his accidental grope. "

HOW DARE YOU STRIP ME DOWN AND TOUCH ME, YOU PERVERT!

"

"

DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU DIDN'T PLAN THAT FROM THE START! Oh, I fOuNd A pOrN bOaRd GaMe In YoUr RoOm. MY ASS, YOU DID!

"

"

YEAH, YOUR GIANT ASS!

" She said as she smacked Diego on the butt. He did the same to her and they both got into a slap fight.

As both of them got into a naked slap fight they were stopped by Mrs. Grayson. "

ENOUGH, YOU TWO!

"

They both stopped and looked at her. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? WHY ARE YOU BOTH NUDE!?"

She was pissed at them, but then she noticed that Diego's face turned bright red and he had difficulty looking her in the eyes. Meanwhile, Gracie grimaced and said, "I really didn't need to see this..."

"What's wrong with you two? Is there something on my face?"

Diego couldn't speak as his jaw was too busy being dropped to the floor. Luckily, Gracie broke the bad news to her by simply pointing down.

She looked down and sure enough..."

EGAD! I'M INDECENT!

"

Diego felt like he saw a view of heaven itself as he got a view of her D-cups and peach fuzzed lower region before she slammed her hands over herself.

This caused her to turn bright red in both embarrassment at Diego seeing her like this and anger at Diego for seeing her like this. "

EYES UP HERE, DIEGO!

"

"

YES, MA'AM!

" He said, standing up right and saluting her, which unfortunately gave both her and Gracie a view of him...well standing up and saluting her.

A wide eyed look from Grace and a chuckle from Gracie clued him in on the fact he needed to hide himself again. As all three of them stood there, covering and humiliated, they wondered how to get out of this.

That's when a pair of dice appeared over Diego's head like it was Mario Party. Diego sighed as he realized what happened. "We are trapped in the board game."

"How? That's impossible." said Grace.

"Yeah, there's got to be another explanation for this." added Gracie.

"Can either of you think of one?"

They both looked at each other and shook their head.

"Maybe if we play along, we can get out of here." and with that Diego hit the dice.

He rolled an 8. Seeing three paths before him, he had to choose between the beach, downtown or a path simply called, "Outdoors". Having remembered a certain bad experience he had at the beach and with downtown being so crowded, he picked the outdoor path.

He then landed on a red space. At that point a card appeared. "The Street Vendor."

As he ran with his hands hiding himself he ran into a table with a bunch of jewelry on it on the side of the road. Just as the table collapsed with him going to the floor with it, he saw a dice appear in front of him. Not knowing what else to do, he hit the dice. A 3.

Just as he got to his feet he saw a woman in a goth sort of get-up get a wide eyed look as she saw her jewelry all over the ground and a naked guy next to it. But Diego noticed something about her. She looked to be made of plastic much like most of the buildings and scenery. She looked a little like those plastic army guys but obviously she wasn't one of those.

"Heh....ummm...sorry about that, but I gotta go!"

She reached out and grabbed his arm before he could get far. "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, NAKED DUDE! The least you could do before you parade that tiny cock around some more is pick up what you dropped."

As Diego saw a crowd forming around the wrecked jewelry stand he begrudgingly agreed. He quickly gathered all the jewelry as the table was set back up. "There you go ma'am."

"Good. Now unless you want to help me sell these necklaces and pendants, then get lost. Come back with clothes on and maybe I'll even give you a small discount." She said, having her hand form into a pinching shape.

He ran off humiliated and hid behind a corner. "Ok, off to a great start." he said sarcastically.

That's when he noticed one of his hands start glowing. He looked at it and it had a 15 on it. It then dropped down to a 13. "Alright that's pretty freaky..."

Before he could think about it any further, another card appeared. "The Walk of Shame."

"I don't like the sound of that one..."

As he shouldn't. There wasn't much to this card. All he saw in front of him was a massive crowd of people, mostly women (of course) and a huge open area with nothing to hide behind. He sighed, covered himself and started walking. He would have ran, but for some reason, he wasn't capable of moving above walking pace.

Giggles, gasps, pointing, laughing, wolf-whistles, cat calls and of course camera flashes were seem and heard as Diego tried not to die of shame from the get go. He just kept staring ahead, trying not to look any of these plastic women in the eye.

"OH MY GOD!"

"Heeeey, nakie boy~~~<3"

"Smile for the camera, nudie cutie!"

"That's the guy who knocked over the jewelry stand!"

"He's all nekkid...Hehehehehe..."

"I saw his front earlier!"

"How big was it?"

"

IT WAS TINY!!

"

"Nice ass!"

"

DAMN BOY! HE THICC!

"

"

LOOK AT IT JIGGLE! HAHAHAHAHA!

"

Practically everything on his person was blushing as he wished Gracie never found this game in the first place. Once he got to the other side of that crowded path, he found that he could run again. He hid behind a tree and saw his hand glow once more. It went down to 11.

Gracie was losing her mind laughing as she saw this unfold. But Grace quieted her down as she felt sorry for him. "Poor thing. That seemed rather harsh."

"Oh he deserves it. Besides, I feel like something like that is about to happen to us..."

"You're right. Keep a stiff upper lip, Gracie. Whatever is doing this will not win."

With that, it was Gracie's turn. She rolled a 10.

"Heh, maybe I'll get lucky and find a nude beach or something." she said, heading down the beach path.

She landed on a blue space. "Clear Skies."

A bright sunny day was upon us. Gracie felt the warm sun all over her body and the cool breeze wash over her as she walked. She sighed contently. "Heh...you know this isn't so bad."

That's when another card appeared. "Unexpected Charity."

"Excuse me! Miss!"

Gracie stopped in her tracks as she realized she was flaunting herself in front of someone. Turning red once more she prepared to run until the person got her attention once more. "No No! It's ok. I can see you are in need of something."

Gracie turned to look at this person. It was a guy around her age. He was at a stand of his own, much like the amateur jeweler, but his was a charity stand. Gracie had an idea to try and get some type of cover out of him.

"Oh, yes. I am indeed poor and...in need of something as my meager earnings have left me unable to afford clothes." she said, pretending to start crying.

She then saw the dice appear above her head. She rolled a 4.

"Well, I don't really have a lot to be honest, I think most people confuse this stand for a trash can. You're free to have what's in this box."

She grinned as she couldn't believe how much of a sucker this guy was. But as she looked in the box she only saw two things. Handcuffs and a mylar balloon in the shape of a certain cartoon mouse's head.

"Really!? Is this all I get!?"

"Look, I know it's not much ma'am, especially the handcuffs, no idea why someone would just toss handcuffs in here. But with the balloon, you just gotta get creative with it. Observe!"

He then took the balloon and blew it up to its full size. He then handed it to her and tied the string around her waist in such a way that it would cover her from the front. "Ta-da. A brand new fashion statement if I say so myself."

Gracie was not thrilled. At least until a card appeared in front of her. "Balloon: Avoid losing 1 DP per event."

"Wait, this is like a thing I can use for cover! Thank you!"

"Aww...shucks. You're welcome. Now get going cutie, before you get seen by anyone else."

"Hehe......sucker..." she muttered walking away with the balloon tied around her.

Diego was less then thrilled. "

HEY CHARITY GUY! SHE'S FILTHY RICH!

"

Gracie stopped in her tracks, looking behind her to see if he heard that. But he and the stand were gone. She flipped him off in response and said, "You're just jealous that I was born lucky!"

Diego growled in response as the dice went over Grace's head, surprising her. "Oh...it's my turn." she hit the dice and rolled. It was a 7. She chose to go down the path that Diego went.

"MOM! Why are you going with him and not me?"

"You seem like you can handle yourself. I need to make sure that he's ok."

"

YOU CAN SEE HIM FROM WHERE YOU'RE STANDING! I CAN SEE HIM! HE'S FINE!

"

"

SHUT UP GRACIE, I'M MISERABLE!

"

"YEAH RIGHT, YOU JUST WANT MY MOM TO KISS YOU ALL BETTER."

"NO! I...well...Shut up. It's her decision anyway."

Grace landed on a blue space. "Breezy Gust."

All of a sudden, everyone felt a heavy breeze come through. Grace tried to grab onto something for dear life but she was thrown back two spaces, as was Diego and Gracie.

As both Diego and Mrs. Grayson fell to earth, Gracie fell at a slower speed. Turns out that balloon really held on to her and she gently landed on her feet, while her mom and Diego fell in a bush.

"Oww....You ok Grace?"

"I could be better, to be honest."

All three of them saw their hands glow. Diego and Grace lost 2 DP, bringing them to 9 and 13 respectively. Meanwhile Gracie also lost 2, but then her balloon glowed. Bringing her DP back up by one. Leaving her with 14.

"So you both have that too, huh?"

"It seems that way, Diego."

"HA, I'M WINNING!" teased Gracie.

Diego got frustrated as she said that. But then another card appeared in front of Grace. "Nature's Cover."

As both Diego and Grace walked out of the bush they heard a crowd coming. Diego ran back behind the tree, but Grace started to panic. She then saw a big potted plant. The perfect size to hide all her naughty bits. She ran behind it and hid there.

The dice appeared in front of her. She rolled a 5.

A few plastic pedestrians were walking past the plant. They turned to look at her. She waved at them with a massive blush on her face as they hopped on by. A few of them waved back but otherwise didn't say anything.

She breathed a sigh of relief as the passed by and tried to calm down her heart which was beating a mile a minute. "

Oh god...that was close.

" she thought to herself as she sat there thinking of what to do next.

The dice meanwhile went back to Diego. He rolled a 4. Another blue space.

"Unpredictable Wind Gusts."

"Oh god, not aGAA

AAAAAAAAAIN!

"