Diego and Rina woke up, dazed and confused.
"Where are we?" she asked
"I'm not sure, all I remember is us sitting down to play some dumb board game and now here we are."
They both looked around, everything looked plastic including the ground they were walking on. They appeared to be on a beach but all of it looked fake and flat. The sea was just a unmoving blue piece of cardboard. That's when Rina started to snicker.
"What's so funny?"
She just pointed down and he saw that he was completely naked from head to toe. He screamed and covered himself as he realized that his clothes were gone.
"WHAT DID YOU DO!?"
"Hehehehe, I didn't do a thing, guess wherever we are, your clothes didn't make the trip with you."
As she laughed, Diego started to chuckle as well. "You really want something to laugh at, look down."
She did so and wouldn't you know it, she was naked too.
"AAAAAH! WHERE....HOW!?"
Diego laughed at her panicked reaction until he remembered that they were both stuck, naked in some weird place.
Suddenly he noticed something on his hand. It was a display that had the number 15 on it.
"What in the world is this?"
All of a sudden a pair of dice appeared over his head like it was Mario Party. That's when he realized where they were.
"Rina, we're trapped in that stupid board game you bought!"
"What!? How?"
"No clue. Where did you even get it!?"
"Some weird woman was selling it in an alleyway. She did say something about how the game was very immersive and how it was guaranteed to make your fantasies come true. I just thought it would be funny to get a board game about public nudity."
..."None of that raised
ANY
red flags!? The fact she was selling a board game in an alley alone would have made me go, "Yup, that's a cursed game.""
"IT SEEMS OBVIOUS NOW!"
"Ugh...well it appears to be my turn so lets go."
Hitting the dice with his fist he saw a series of colored circles he walked forward 8 spaces and landed on a red space. At which point a card appeared in front of him. "Your Former Teacher"
"What about them?"
At that point he bumped into his high school teacher. Only something about her looked different. She looked like she was a toy. A weird sort of plastic version of her, almost like one of those army men, but it was recognizable as his teacher.
"DIEGO! WHAT IN THE WORLD!?"
He quickly covered himself. "M-M-Mrs. Jamison! I can explain, I-"
"HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING? Ugh, I was really hoping to never see that tiny thing again. You should be ashamed of yourself! Honestly, you're just as shameless as ever. You're lucky that no one is around to see this."
She then leaned closer to him, and by that I mean, she leaned her entire body closer due to the fact her legs were nonarticulated, almost as if someone was moving her like a toy. Then in an angry whisper said, "Not that there's much to see."
Diego felt his heart sink at that and then noticed something. His hand was glowing and the number on his hand went down by 3, dropping down to 12. She then sort of hopped off as Diego took in what just happened.
Rina however was stunned. "Wow, that was kind of brutal. Wait, did she say she hoped to never see that tiny thing
again?
"
"It's a long story." he said lowering his head down. That's when another card appeared. "Dog Leash Tangle"
A woman on roller skates was trying and failing to keep her dogs in line. Diego hid from her behind a trash can, but as he ducked down he sat on something squishy. It was a half eaten sandwich. It occurred to him that the dogs were after that sandwich.
Just then a single six sided die appeared above his head. Not knowing what else to do, he hit it. It rolled a 1.
He tried to toss the sandwich away but it instead hit one of the dogs, who took offense to that. "Oh no..."
As they looked right at him they suddenly attacked. Thankfully, these dogs, much like his teacher, were only plastic models and thus had no mouths or teeth. But with the dogs converging on him he tried to run, only to get tangled in the dog leashes.
With him tied up, the woman rolled up and chastised her puppies. "What has gotten into all of y-"
That's when she saw him and though he was wrapped up in the leashes, his dick was exposed. He couldn't even cover it, because his arms were bound to his side. The dog walker, started to giggle, putting her hand to her mouth.
"Um...a little help here?"
She whistled calling back her dogs, which instantly untied him.. As she and the dogs left he swore she said under her breath "I can't believe he was the same size as you."
She must've been referring to one of the dogs, which stung Diego's ego more when he realized that the none of the dogs were anatomically correct. The number on his hand dropped to 9.
He shuddered, "Uh...I don't think I like this game."
"Well, I'm having a blast. Hehe~"
The dice then appeared over Rina's head. "You have fun over that way, cutie. I'm going this way instead."
"Be careful, I'm not sure what's going to happen."
"Relax, I'm much luckier than you. You know that.
She then rolled a seven and went towards the middle path. Downtown. "It's the shortest path. I'm gonna beat you there."
"Whatever ends this game quicker I guess."
As she walked forward, she said, "Come on, it's just a game. What could happen?"
She landed on a blue space. A card appeared in front of her. "Sudden Downpour"
It started to pour chilly rain on both of them. As they both shivered while trying to keep covered, Diego's hand glowed once more. The number dropped down to 6.
"RINA! I DON'T LIKE THIS!"
Her hand started to glow too. It went from 15 to 12. "What's this number thing?"
"I don't know but mine's almost to zero!"
Rina got scared, "
What's gonna happen to him if he hits zero?
" she thought to herself.
Before she could think further, a card appeared in front of her. "Don't Take A Seat"
She saw a seat underneath an awning. The perfect place to wait out this rain and keep hidden. But just as she crawled under it, a couple hopped over and sat on it. They were too busy kissing and smooching to notice her, but she had to hold her breath to keep them from noticing.
A dice appeared in front of her. She hit it and it rolled a 6.
The couple kept going at it. It was clear that these two plastic figures were in love. Even Rina was getting a little hot under her non-existent collar as she heard the sloppy sounds of them making out, despite the fact that all that was really happening was two plastic figures were just bumping their heads together.
But all of a sudden, she heard a beep. The male figure raised his arm and looked at his watch. "Oh goodness babe, I gotta go! My wife is going be home soon!" and then he hopped off.
"Wait, what time is it?" She looked at her watch. "My husband will be home any minute!" and she too hopped off. Leaving Rina confused at the infidelity she just witnessed from both parties.
Even Diego was confused. But rather than continue to question it, he moved on. It was his turn again and the rain was still pouring. He rolled a 3, but then the dice flashed and turned into a 1.
"What!?"
The Sudden Downpour card reappeared and on it, it said: All rolls for the next two turns will have -2 applied to them.
"That figures." he said, moving onto a gray space. The card that appeared read: "The Blanket"
"I hope gray is good."
But just as he said that he saw blue and red lights appear. It was a cop car that pulled up to him. He started to panic and was about to run, but he bounced off an invisible wall.
He couldn't leave the space he was on until the next turn. As two stern looking plastic cops approached him, he prayed they'd be merciful. One of them put their hand on his shoulder and then said, "Are you ok there, son?"
"Umm...I...umm." he said with a death grip on his crotch trying not to let them see it, for fear of being labeled an exhibitionist.
He shook like a leaf on a tree as one of the officer said, "It's ok. You aren't in trouble."
"I-I-I'm not?"
"No. Don't worry, public nudity isn't illegal here. You look like you're dying of shame. Therefore, I can assume that your state of dress was an accident, right?"
"Yes! Yes it was!"
"I thought so. Go give it to him."
The other cop figure hopped back to the cruiser and brought Diego a blanket, which he immediately wrapped around himself. "Now you stay out of trouble, ok?"
"Y-y-yes sir." Diego said, even saluting them. They then got back in their cruiser and drove off.
A card then appeared in front of him. "Blanket" "Avoid losing 2 DP per event"
"2 Deadpool?"
"Ugh, dignity points, Diego."
"How would you know that?"
"What else could it stand for?"
"...Danny Phantom?"
"Shut up." she said, while he chuckled at this lame joke.
Another card appeared in front of him. "Today's Menu Is.."
He passed by a fancy coffee shop. Due to the rain, the outside was obviously not open, but he saw a folding menu sign still left outside. He picked it up hoping that he could use it as cover in case the blanket fails or something, but that's when a woman tried to get his attention.
"Excuse me sir, could I see what the specials are?"
She was just blissfully sitting out in the rain, nary a thought in her head otherwise. "Uh...I mean, you could go inside and ask."
"Am I going to have to report you to your manager?"
"But I don't-"
"Is there a problem miss?"
There was a waiter right there. He too was wearing a blanket similar to the one Diego was wearing. He looked in the door behind him and saw that all the staff was dressed this way.