I
The girls started filing in to Ms. Thorndike's classroom at 9:00 a.m. By 9:15 all of the seats were filled and a few of the girls started scouting for any empty chairs they could squeeze in. They were asked to arrange themselves in a semi-circle around two empty high-backed stools.
They weren't exactly sure what they were there for. But the title of the special class - "Demystifying Boys" - sounded promising enough to entice the senior class of Wheatfield Girls High School back to a classroom on a summer day in July.
Wheatfield Girls High School was located in a rural part of the upper Midwest. The girls at Wheatfield Girls High School were known as very naΓ―ve sexually, which is pretty much what their parents signed up for. They wore uniforms, the internet was controlled, and there were no boys around. (The boys went to Wheatfield Boys High School and were known for being very frustrated sexually).
At some point it was decided that the graduating class of Wheatfield Girls High should have a practical lesson in the opposite sex before they went off to .. wherever they went off to after high school. The girls were 18 years old after all. Still, the parents were required to sign off on this "special class" without knowing quite what was involved.
Backstage, so to speak (actually in an adjoining classroom), the "stars" of the show were waiting. Logan, the tall dark haired boy, attired in jeans and hoodie, was sipping on a coke and tapping his foot. Trevor, the shorter blonde boy, wearing cargo shorts and t-shirt that said OAKTON WRESTLING, was pacing.
"Yea I think we're both a little nervous," Logan said. "I mean who wouldn't be?" Trevor said that he just hoped he wouldn't get too excited. "I just want to be chill. We're doing it for credit on our college applications. In a competitive world it will mean a lot."
"And I hope it will be a good experience for the girls too," Logan added.
Ms. Thorndike stuck her head in briefly and advised the boys, "You can start getting ready now."
The girls seemed to sense that something "pretty major" was about to happen and the cacophony of their voices got louder with anticipation. The din died down when Mrs. Thorndike strode to the head of the class.
"Good morning everyone. Glad to see that you could all make it." Complete silence.
"Does everyone understand the title of our presentation?" Some heads nodded.
"Demystifying Boys means taking the mystery out of the opposite sex." Some of them smiled when they heard the word "sex."
"It means you're going to learn about boys, what makes them tick, what they're like, what they're afraid of, how their brains work."
Heads nodded. "So when you to go college and start interacting with boys you're going to have some knowledge and perspective." And Ms. Thorndike added, "Knowledge is power and we want you to be empowered young women."
"To help us with this program, we've invited two boys from Oakton, Illinois who've volunteered to come down here, answer some questions, and kind of model for us what the young male human is all about." The room started to buzz a little.
"But I'm sure these boys are a little nervous, so we want to make them feel comfortable. So I don't want to hear rude or disrespectful comments, is that understood?" Heads nodded. "They are our guests and we want to treat them with respect."
"At the same time," Ms. Thorndike went on, "this is your chance to learn everything you can about the young male. So no question is out of bounds. We're here to learn and be empowered!" she said exultantly.
"So let's bring our guests out. Girls, meet Logan and Trevor!"
Both young men emerged from the adjoining room in bare feet wearing only a towel. The girls were taken aback, but mindful of Mrs. Thorndike's reproach, just gave a respectful applause. The boys took their places on either side of the half-smiling Ms. Thorndike.
"Welcome boys," she said.
"Logan, let's start with you. Tell us your age and grade."
"Um, hi," he said. "I'm Logan. I'm 18 years old and a senior at Oakton High School in Oakton, Illinois."
"Any brothers or sisters?"
"Nope."
"Do you play sports?"
"Yea, center on the Oakton varsity basketball team."
"Oh I might have guessed with your height. How tall are you?"
"Uh 6'3'', 195 pounds."
One of the girls in the class said audibly, "Nice."
"What about you Trevor?"
"Just turned 18. Also a senior at Oakton high," he said.
"Any siblings?"